# It's official- I'm a doctor!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564 "2006-04-28T08:18:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/41 "2006-04-28T17:26:02Z")

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Congratulations & well done, **Doctor irishgirl**! Have fun practicing medicine an’ stuff!

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**Author:** ![Cranky\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cranky\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cranky_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/42 "2006-04-28T17:34:08Z")

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YAAY for you **Irishgirl**! Absolutely Faaaaabulous!

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/43 "2006-04-28T17:39:00Z")

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Congratulations, Doctor!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/44 "2006-04-28T18:34:41Z")

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Way to go! Got to feel good. Be proud of yourself for the effort and the patience. Maybe now you can get some patients.

Congrats!

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**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/45 "2006-04-28T18:47:45Z")

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Congrats, from one (May 23rd pending) freshly minted doc to another!

So I guess that exam went OK, then?

2 months and 3 days until my residency officially begins…

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/46 "2006-04-28T19:13:14Z")

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Wonderful news, Doctor, congratulations! Looks like studying wasn’t bad for you after all! 😃

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/47 "2006-04-28T22:45:55Z")

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Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/48 "2006-04-28T22:52:14Z")

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Yay!!! Big congrats!

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**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/49 "2006-04-28T22:52:28Z")

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Woo Hoo!!!

Maith go leor!!!

Congratulations **Doctor Irishgirl**!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/50 "2006-04-28T22:57:52Z")

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I’m turning my head and coughing…

Hey, you got cold hands!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Congratulations and WELL DONE!!!

Yay Dr. Irishgirl!!

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/51 "2006-04-28T23:07:32Z")

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> [@irishgirl](#):
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> I am, in fact, Dr Irishgirl BA. MB. BAO BCh.
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> [/SIZE]

For these not familiar, BAMBBAOBCH is a Gaelic word pronounced “Kah-van-sha-lay-ta-ree-rah-lair” which translates roughly as “healer of the sick and all English are bastards”.

Congratulations Doc! 🆒 To quote Woody Harrelson’s character from _Doc Hollywood_, “I could have gone to med school. It was just the… science part… that would have given me trouble.”

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**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/52 "2006-04-29T00:43:09Z")

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Time for me to be annoying and ask…

As a high school senior considering pre-med, what’s your advice?

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/53 "2006-04-29T01:25:25Z")

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[Chicugery: splanation Uno](http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/psychicChirurgery.htm) I dinna think this is it. it looks to dungeons and dragony

[Chiruragry ( whatever) # Two](http://www.geocities.com/bobgrout/the_practice_of_chirurgery.htm)

Chirurgic means surgical. But I agree with **Kambuckta** , it sounds like the noise one is making when worshipping the porcelin flying spagetti monster.  
So.

Either Irish Girl has been playing some dungeons and dragons for too long, or is doing so olde tyme midwifery-healing ( which means she is a WITCH!) or she just made up a new name for something.  
I say we BURN HER anyways. just to be safe.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/54 "2006-04-29T01:27:36Z")

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Oh, yes, Congrats and all that!

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/55 "2006-04-29T01:40:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest

[Chiruragry ( whatever) # Two]  
([http://www.geocities.com/bobgrout/the\_practice\_of\_chirurgery.htm](http://www.geocities.com/bobgrout/the_practice_of_chirurgery.htm))  
I say we BURN HER anyways. just to be safe.  
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Did you see the first book in the link? :eek: :eek:

I really hope, for the sake of poor, sick Irish citizens, that that wasn’t the text **Irishgirl** used during her course. 😃

If it was, I say we burn her too.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/56 "2006-04-29T03:12:23Z")

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Congratulations, **Irishgirl**! 🙂

Lessee…  
Irish. Educated. Smart.  
:: fans self ::  
:: realises the goddess in question is married ::  
Le sigh.

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**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/57 "2006-04-29T11:17:35Z")

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Congatulations!!!

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**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/58 "2006-04-29T12:02:16Z")

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woooooow  
consider this high school sophomore all starry-eyed. I wanna be where you are someday.

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/59 "2006-04-29T12:18:06Z")

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Thanks everyone, you’re all so kind!  
In fact, I have a 3 month holiday now- my job starts at the end of July ( **Pushkin** , I’ll be in Belfast for my first year and Antrim/Magherafelt for my second year, who knows where after that).

The last few days have been a bit of a blur of parties, receptions, class photographs, hangovers and shopping. I suspect the next few weeks will be mostly housework (which I’ve negleted during the studying) and daytime TV!

Irishfella and I are off to the Algarve on Thursday for a week of lying by a pool, reading trashy novels and doing nothing. Some of my friends are going to walk the Inca trail, or backpack through Cambodia and Laos, but I wanted something a little more relaxing!

Anyway, in the end the exams weren’t as horrible as I thought they would be, and I got lovely patients who co-operated and talked me up to the examiners!

Anyone considering this as a career- as long as you go into it knowing that it’s hard work, no sleep, bad money for the first 10 years, piles of stress and lots of pressure, you’ll be fine! The thing they don’t tell you is that nobody junior is ever on their own. You always have people to ask for help, and the first rule of medicine is “If you don’t know, ask”, which makes a much safer doctor than someone who doesn’t know, but has a guess and tries to muddle through anyway!

Oh, and don’t believe them when they say you need to know lots of physics and maths- basic statistics and being able to plug numbers into equations will get you 90% of the way there, the rest is for radiologists!

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-im-a-doctor/354564/60 "2006-04-29T14:08:21Z")

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Paging Dr. irishgirl, stat. Dr. irishgirl, stat!

Well done!

Isn’t is weird that strangers will now let you give them a rectal exam? And that’s after they’ve told you about their drinking and drug habits. It’s quite a thing, isn’t it?

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