# It's official: the Catholic Church is nuts!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 15, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-the-catholic-church-is-nuts/959537 "2022-02-15T15:27:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-the-catholic-church-is-nuts/959537/121 "2022-02-19T17:02:40Z")

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They called him “Machiavellini.”

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-the-catholic-church-is-nuts/959537/122 "2022-02-19T21:00:00Z")

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This is _somewhat_ off-topic - but hell. there’s already been a discussion about what size of asteroid a posthumous LDS conversion gets you, so I’m posting it anyway. The very great Dave Allen:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Ku8yw57ZZFI/hqdefault.jpg "Heaven - Dave Allen") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku8yw57ZZFI)

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-the-catholic-church-is-nuts/959537/123 "2022-02-19T22:54:31Z")

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A-Him, er A-hem.

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