# It's official - you can live forever...click here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 8, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140 "2000-10-08T09:18:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bluecabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47774/32.png) [@bluecabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecabbage)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/1 "2000-10-08T09:18:30Z")
The guy who started this website claims you can live forever by buying his product(!) Good for a laugh - even better to buy and laugh at with friends: {Note: Clickthru ad removed. Lynn} While you’re doing that, check out my website: {ANOTHER ad removed. Lynn} [Edited by Lynn Bodoni on 10-08-2000 at 01:14 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/2 "2000-10-08T09:30:36Z")
well this one is posing as pseudo sophisticated ::rolls eyes:: go away Alex Chiu Troll ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/3 "2000-10-08T09:42:23Z")
This is from Alex Chiu’s site. From : [http://www.alexchiu.com/howtoad/messages/c28.html](http://www.alexchiu.com/howtoad/messages/c28.html) Subject: 200 hits a day. Just 5 minutes labor. Post your link code on [straightdope.com](http://straightdope.com) . > [@](#): > > ``` > Posted by Xmod on September 23, 19100 at 00:53:44: > I guarantee you this is the best bulletin board to advertise for alexchiu.com. I found this board thru a previous message > posted here. I went and got so many hits a day. This is absolutely great. > http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/ > > ``` ---
**Author:** ![bluecabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47774/32.png) [@bluecabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecabbage)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/4 "2000-10-08T10:13:29Z")
I do not condone what Alex Chiu is doing - I don’t believe it myself. I posted this link for you all to have a good laugh at it. {He wanted to post his ad once more, just in case we didn’t click on it the FIRST time. Tough. Lynn} [Edited by Lynn Bodoni on 10-08-2000 at 01:16 PM] ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/5 "2000-10-08T10:28:01Z")
That’s why there’s a clickthru with id=bluecabbage on the site you linked. F\*\*k off spammer. ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/6 "2000-10-08T10:28:30Z")
oh piss off mate! “Buy” and laugh at with your friends. Yeah right. I can piss myself laughing at this crap without spending a single dollar or clicking on your pathetic link and adding to your click throughs so you get your magnets. Loser. ---
**Author:** ![bluecabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47774/32.png) [@bluecabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecabbage)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/7 "2000-10-08T10:32:02Z")
Your comments do seem to be of a negative nature. I make a special point of supporting people’s ventures into the world of business. Did you even look at the other site? {Link to a second pathetic excuse for a commercial website removed} I suggest you do, and it may change your opinion. Regards, bluecabbage. [Edited by Lynn Bodoni on 10-08-2000 at 01:19 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/8 "2000-10-08T10:49:02Z")
Well I would like to sell you this slightly used bridge… wanna support my venture into the world of business? I am also considering some pyramid schemes and I _promise_ you can be the first to benefit from them bluecabbage. Alternatively I am considering packaging my urine and venturing into the world of MLM. Please LMK just how much you would like to benefit from this venture of mine. Purely business of course. ---
**Author:** ![bluecabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47774/32.png) [@bluecabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecabbage)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/9 "2000-10-08T10:55:46Z")
Sorry to be so negative, but I don’t think that there is a lot of money to be made in the packaged urine business. Good luck anyhow! Regards, bluecabbage {Yeah, it’s that second commercial site. This guy just doesn’t learn, does he? Lynn} (not an Alex Chiu or MLM site) [Edited by Lynn Bodoni on 10-08-2000 at 01:20 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/10 "2000-10-08T10:58:51Z")
Probably about as much money as you are gonna make from Alex Chiu crap on the Straight Dope site. Loser ---
**Author:** ![bluecabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47774/32.png) [@bluecabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecabbage)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/11 "2000-10-08T11:03:57Z")
I am not hoping to make money from the Alex Chiu scheme (give me a break - sell that crap?). I just want the free ring that you get after 40 unique clicks to see what the thing looks like and does. Regards, bluecabbage ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/12 "2000-10-08T11:10:33Z")
( o ) . Kiss this ring. ---
**Author:** ![bluecabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47774/32.png) [@bluecabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecabbage)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-you-can-live-forever-click-here/36140/13 "2000-10-08T11:20:43Z")
OK. You get your arse over here I’ll kiss it, suck it, fist it, fuck it. Whatever you want. Regards, bluecabbage