# "It's okay, Your Honor... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540 "2006-11-23T13:34:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/1 "2006-11-23T13:34:55Z")
[…the deer I had sex with](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html?link=rssfeed) was dead already." Gotta admire the lawyer’s ingenuity: > [@](#): > > Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because “the term ‘animal’ refers to a living organism, not a carcass.” Ah, deer season. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/2 "2006-11-23T13:42:28Z")
So _that’s_ why deer hunting is so popular in the south. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/3 "2006-11-23T14:36:19Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] So _that’s_ why deer hunting is so popular in the south. [/QUOTE] I was not aware that Wisconsin was on this side of the Mason-Dixon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/4 "2006-11-23T14:42:46Z")
‘Oh, dear!’ ‘No deer. Ass too high. Run too fast.’ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/5 "2006-11-23T14:43:24Z")
He must have meant “south of the Canadian border.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/6 "2006-11-23T14:45:54Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] I was not aware that Wisconsin was on this side of the Mason-Dixon. 🙂 [/QUOTE] I didn’t say it was _exclusive_ to the south. Plus, what else is there to do in Wisconsin? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/7 "2006-11-23T14:47:07Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Plus, what else is there to do in Wisconsin? 😛 [/QUOTE] Wear cheese on one’s head. ---
**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/8 "2006-11-23T16:47:28Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] Wear cheese on one’s head. [/QUOTE] Just in for deer season: Blaze Orange cheeseheads! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/9 "2006-11-23T16:54:01Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Ah, deer season. [/QUOTE] Rabbit season! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/10 "2006-11-23T17:09:52Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] Wear cheese on one’s head. [/QUOTE] [You’re not kidding…](http://www.region10arabians.com/Reno_skit_cheeseheads-crop.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/11 "2006-11-23T17:48:30Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] [You’re not kidding…](http://www.region10arabians.com/Reno_skit_cheeseheads-crop.jpg) [/QUOTE] Looks like my extended family. And yes, we have both cheeseheads and packer jerseys in our household. But I’m a co-owner of the Packers, so it’s okay. 😉 And the guy who had sex with a deer will probably be a patient of mine soon. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/12 "2006-11-23T18:13:37Z")
“Doc, I got this terrible aching in my loins. I think that deer gave me something. Can deer get syphilis?” ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/13 "2006-11-23T18:44:13Z")
What would this be called? Necrotiality? Besticrophilia? Sickotwistedphilia? I’m having flashbacks to _The Leather Goddesses of Phobos_ here. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/14 "2006-11-23T18:59:55Z")
The proper term is “necrobestiality.” The proper response to it is a nail gun to the nuggets. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/15 "2006-11-23T22:49:38Z")
So _Bam_bi and _Thumper_ are at it again, eh? I wonder why the lawyer hasn’t tried to make the claim that Hathaway was simply trying to “tenderize” the meat while injecting “secret sauce”? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/16 "2006-11-23T23:10:04Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Plus, what else is there to do in Wisconsin? [/QUOTE] The cows. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/17 "2006-11-23T23:40:44Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] The cows. [/QUOTE] Cow tipping while wearing cheese hats? Wee doggie, now we gots us a party. You bring the Lone Star, I’ll bring the brie. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/18 "2006-11-24T00:01:24Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] You bring the Lone Star, I’ll bring the brie. [/QUOTE] You people have no shame. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/19 "2006-11-24T00:08:56Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] You bring the Lone Star, I’ll bring the brie. [/QUOTE] Like Wisconsin would import beer from _Texas_ when there’s Milwaukee’s Best to be had. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/20 "2006-11-24T00:30:08Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] You people have no shame. [/QUOTE] You’re just upset because we didn’t invite you. If you want to come along, then please do _not_ wear the one carved in the shape of a vagina. > [@Otto](#): > > Like Wisconsin would import beer from Texas when there’s Milwaukee’s Best to be had. Meh. The only difference is the breed of Yak it squirted out of – though I think Wisconsin yak piss tends to make more of a blond beer. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540.md?page=2)