# "It's okay, Your Honor... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540 "2006-11-23T13:34:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/21 "2006-11-24T04:08:44Z")
If they make cheese in the shape of a vagina, I might stop being lactose intolerant. What??? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/22 "2006-11-24T04:12:50Z")
At the risk of asking something stupid, if some guy wants to have sex with a dead deer or frozen chicken, why should I/we care? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/23 "2006-11-24T04:14:02Z")
[QUOTE=pulykamell] At the risk of asking something stupid, if some guy wants to have sex with a dead deer or frozen chicken, why should I/we care? [/QUOTE] Legally, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/24 "2006-11-24T04:21:30Z")
[QUOTE=pulykamell] At the risk of asking something stupid, if some guy wants to have sex with a dead deer or frozen chicken, why should I/we care? [/QUOTE] Probably for the same reason why people get all upset at the thought of two (or more) consenting adult homosexuals going at it in the privacy of their own bedrooms, or unmarried straight couples boinking, or people going to titty bars, or swing clubs, or polygamist marriages, or bondage, or any other of a number of things. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/25 "2006-11-24T14:40:51Z")
What is it with you Wisconsinites and [wanting to screw the dead?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387006&highlight=Tennessen) Robin ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/26 "2006-11-24T14:52:55Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] If they make cheese in the shape of a vagina, I might stop being lactose intolerant. What??? šŸ˜ƒ [/QUOTE] What, donā€™t they have apple pie where you live? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/27 "2006-11-24T15:49:34Z")
I thought ā€œdeer jackingā€ meant something else entirely. šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/28 "2006-11-24T18:43:38Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] What, donā€™t they have apple pie where you live? [/QUOTE] If your apple pies are still coming out of the oven tasting like a vagina, I think you need to re-examine your recipe. My god. This place. The things it makes you say. šŸ˜› ( I swear I like you **Shirley** I hold **minefield** responsible. Yeah. Thatā€™s itā€¦ ) ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/29 "2006-11-24T19:10:29Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] If your apple pies are still coming out of the oven tasting like a vagina, I think you need to re-examine your recipe. [/QUOTE] Are you saying she shouldnā€™t be using as _much_ vagina in her recipe, or that sheā€™s using the wrong kind of vagina? And where does the deer go? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/30 "2006-11-24T19:12:39Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] And where does the deer go? [/QUOTE] The deer goes in the woods. Like a bear. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/31 "2006-11-24T19:31:48Z")
[QUOTE=Lynn Bodoni] Iā€™m having flashbacks to _The Leather Goddesses of Phobos_ here. [/QUOTE] say I want to lick your kneecaps. Ha, cyber gold, that was. I for one would not poke my willy into a dead deer. So it is in all hoensty that I have to ask. How do you get caught doing something like this? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/32 "2006-11-24T21:09:04Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Are you saying she shouldnā€™t be using as _much_ vagina in her recipe, or that sheā€™s using the wrong kind of vagina? And where does the deer go? [/QUOTE] All Iā€™m sayinā€™ is that perhaps she is using the canned commercially prepared stuff instead of the fresher vagina that many of your better cooks keep on hand. šŸ˜› ( I suspect that were I to ever even dream of meeting **Shirley Ujest** at a Dopefest and enjoying her company, I have now successfully wrecked any possibility of that occurring in this lifetime. Nevertheless, by god Iā€™m hitting Submit Reply. ) The deer? Why, theyā€™re right in the mix. Theyā€™re drawn by the taste of salt. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/33 "2006-11-24T21:16:16Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] The deer goes in the woods. Like a bear. [/QUOTE] Sorry, the bear is Catholic. Itā€™s the Pope who goes in the woods. A bavarian woods, at that. An aside to you folks who are cooking hot vagina pie, Iā€™m ready to help with national franchising opportunities-unfortunately ā€œfinger lickinā€™ goodā€ is already taken as a catch phrase. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/34 "2006-11-24T23:22:10Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] I for one would not poke my willy into a dead deer. So it is in all hoensty that I have to ask. How do you get caught doing something like this? [/QUOTE] By neglecting to close the bedroom door. Iā€™m just sayinā€™ā€¦ > [@Cartooniverse](#): > > All Iā€™m sayinā€™ is that perhaps she is using the canned commercially prepared stuff instead of the fresher vagina that many of your better cooks keep on hand. But not everyone can afford the good stuff. Have you any idea how much fresh vagina right off the vine costs? Sometimes you gotta turn off Emeril and just slum it. > [@danceswithcats](#): > > An aside to you folks who are cooking hot vagina pie, Iā€™m ready to help with national franchising opportunities-unfortunately ā€œfinger lickinā€™ goodā€ is already taken as a catch phrase. May I humbly submit ā€œThink inside the bun?ā€ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/35 "2006-11-24T23:47:56Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] An aside to you folks who are cooking hot vagina pie, Iā€™m ready to help with national franchising opportunities-unfortunately ā€œfinger lickinā€™ goodā€ is already taken as a catch phrase. [/QUOTE] So is ā€œBet you canā€™t eat just one.ā€ There have been tremendous strides lately in retort-packaging for vagina. Cheaper than fresh, but without that ā€œcannedā€ taste. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/36 "2006-11-25T02:28:51Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] But not everyone can afford the good stuff. Have you any idea how much fresh vagina right off the vine costs? Sometimes you gotta turn off Emeril and just slum it. [/QUOTE] ā€¦ Iā€™ve got tears. And, a plethora of filthy puns re: naming this new kind of dessert. All of which I will set aside. Iā€™ve invented the new rage dish. Yaā€™ll can name it. Just remember, Uncle Toonsey gets 66%. Gross. ( like fresh hot vagina pie isnā€™t gross already. šŸ˜ƒ ) **silenus** , bite your tongue. None of my product tastes ā€œcannedā€. Sure, it might have a distinctly light spring-fresh aroma, but canned? Nope !! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/37 "2006-11-25T03:11:38Z")
How have we gone this long without beating the dead horse that is **Hal Briston**? See, if it was night, that means that he ignored an oncoming carā€™s headlights as he was banging the deer. I assume it was done during the day. Why he wouldnā€™t drag it towards the woods, I donā€™t know (assuming itā€™s not a big honkinā€™ deer). This man got caught because he was careless! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2006, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/38 "2006-11-25T03:13:09Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] If your apple pies are still coming out of the oven tasting like a vagina, I think you need to re-examine your recipe. [/QUOTE] I think you need to re-examine your oven. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/39 "2006-11-25T03:44:54Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] I think you need to re-examine your oven. šŸ™‚ [/QUOTE] Itā€™s the damned anchovies. There, youā€™ve drawn me into your nasty little plot. I hope you are all happy. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540/40 "2006-11-25T04:03:30Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] The proper term is ā€œnecrobestiality.ā€ The proper response to it is a nail gun to the nuggets. [/QUOTE] Just a cotton-pickinā€™ minute. I think weā€™re all assuming it was a female deer. We might be dealing with necrohomobeastiality here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-okay-your-honor/381540.md?page=3)