# It's our game, not your war, you primitive little twat.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-our-game-not-your-war-you-primitive-little-twat/362746>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 30, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-our-game-not-your-war-you-primitive-little-twat/362746 "2006-06-30T13:34:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-our-game-not-your-war-you-primitive-little-twat/362746/61 "2006-07-03T20:09:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Clothahump]  
Trip his ass next time.  
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Hello, and welcome to last week…

[QUOTE=crazyjoe]

What, NOBODY thought to trip the stupid asshole and send him sprawling, face-first, into the maze walls? Put him out with an injury people, what’s wrong with you? It’s WAR!!!

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…waits for Clothahump’s target to become active again…ZAP ZAP ZAP!!

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**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-our-game-not-your-war-you-primitive-little-twat/362746/62 "2006-07-04T01:55:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Buckler of Swashing]  
That’s how it segwayed.  
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1. Right behind you on the topic - morons who can’t play nicely ruin games for everyone.

2. The spelling you’re looking for is ‘segued’, though it’s pronounced as you’ve written it.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-our-game-not-your-war-you-primitive-little-twat/362746/63 "2006-07-04T02:02:37Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> But my least favorite were the little kids who, if they or their parent shot you, the kid would follow you until you blinked back on again, and shoot you at pointblank range. Over and over. Jeez, kid, just let me get away from you.

It’s not tough to get these kids off your back; shove your gun into their chest pack point-blank. Not hard enough to move them, of course, and maybe not necessarily even to touch the kid; but get _right up_ in the kid’s grill and he’ll go grill somewhere else, guaranteed.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-our-game-not-your-war-you-primitive-little-twat/362746/64 "2006-07-04T15:29:26Z")

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God I love paintball. Freindly fire has more consequences, like a nice welt in the back.

I own a store and play every week or so. Stories like this make my blood boil. We have a private field of about 20 acres. We’ve been lucky to have few asshats. In my safety and rules speech before every game I make it clear that we will toss your ass for any reason at any time.

I may have to start using “don’t be an asshat” in my speil.

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