# It's Pat! ....etc.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 6, 1999, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801 "1999-12-06T23:20:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/21 "1999-12-07T12:58:00Z")

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Robin Williams hails from the great state of Michigan. Went to Country Day and lived in either Franklin or West Bloomfield.

Names that are like Pat:

Taylor  
Kim  
Dakota  
Madison  
Tyler  
Danni/Danny  
There’s a bunch more that I see every time I pass a day care place that posts the kids names of who is having a birthday.

The name Beverly use to be a man’s name way back when.

A name I always liked for a girl ( and subsequently vetoed is Henri-Ann. could just call her Hank 🙂

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The early bird gets the worm but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/22 "1999-12-07T13:01:00Z")

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Isn’t “Jan” sometimes used as a girls name in the US ?

## In Dutch, it is one of the most clearly male names there are: it’s the direct equivalent and literal translation of John.

Coldfire

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“You know how complex women are”

- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/23 "1999-12-07T13:58:00Z")

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I knew a girl who’s father was a huge Alabama fan with the last name White. Her name was Crimson Ann White. (the colors for Alabama)

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-Jesus Saves  
He passes to Mike Modano. THEY SCORE!!!

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/24 "1999-12-07T14:08:00Z")

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> Of course, she’s going to have to go through life saying, “No, that’s my FIRST name.”

And she will, and it’s no big deal, but it won’t go away. I’ve lived with a given name that most people have heard before, but only as a last name. People will try and make my (rarer) last name into a first name before they accept the way it is.

_C’est la vie._

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**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/25 "1999-12-07T14:31:00Z")

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I used to know a girl named Hester (mom’s maiden name), and I also know a man and a woman named Sloane.  
One of my old boyfriends wanted to name his firstborn Haight, as in Haight-Ashbury. He just thought it sounded cool.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/26 "1999-12-07T14:52:00Z")

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tenn and putrid,I knew a male Dana like that too! Could it be the same one? I met a girl named Garianne.I heard someone actually named her daughter Aquanetta!

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**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/27 "1999-12-07T14:55:00Z")

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I forgot - my advisor in college was named Charlie Anne.

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**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/28 "1999-12-07T15:03:00Z")

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I recently found out that my grandfather’s given name was Vivian. He hated it and changed it to his middle name (Kenneth) as soon as he could. It doesn’t get brought up at family gatherings, to say the least.

I also have a friend (female) whose name is Micole, pronounced like Michael. EVERYONE who sees it rhymes it with Nicole.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/29 "1999-12-07T15:10:00Z")

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I have a female cousin named Jeri. My brother’s name is Justus, and a client from an animal hospital I worked at has a daughter named Justice.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/30 "1999-12-07T15:13:00Z")

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I named my son Quinn, after the Bob Dylan song, only to find out afterward that approximately 24% (that would be about fifteen kids) of the newborn Quinns in the U.S. are girls.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/31 "1999-12-07T15:18:00Z")

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Went to school with a boy named Laurie. The poor kid was constantly called girly-boy

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I opened the door, and look who I found. Damn I’m good

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/32 "1999-12-07T16:23:00Z")

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One of my good online friends is a woman named Dale. I think that’s a very pretty name for a girl.

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**Author:** ![kknick34](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kknick34](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kknick34)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/33 "1999-12-07T16:46:00Z")

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My mom’s name is Sydney Jo

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/34 "1999-12-07T16:54:00Z")

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How 'bout Tony (my name)/Toni and Val (my wife).

What bugged me in school was that the school secretary would always spell my name with an “i”. “That’s how girls spell it!” I’d tell her every time. She’d roll her eyes and correct it.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/35 "1999-12-07T17:34:00Z")

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I briefly went to high school (long story) with guys named:

Sputt  
Winston  
Alton  
Tuck  
Hutch  
Crit (short for Crittendon)  
J (it’s not an initial, his name _is_ the letter J)  
Lep  
Knox  
Walker  
Kendall  
Hazen (last name Page. Really and truly)  
Julian (last name Tune, brother’s name Jet)  
Bub  
Houston  
Cannon  
Ward  
Trey  
Shelby

Following today’s trend, many of these could be used for boys or girls, and the list goes on and on. This giving-your-kid-a-weird-name thing isn’t new (hey, I’m TYLER!), the names are just getting more outlandish and more weirdly spelled. I recently met a woman in a focus group named Beretta. “Like the gun,” she assured me, “not like the TV show.”

Hm… I think I prefer Kendall!

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**StoryTyler**  
_I am too in shape! :::muttering::: Round is a shape._

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/36 "1999-12-07T19:12:00Z")

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Both my grandmother and the current beau of Rick Springfield’s obsession were named Jessie.

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/37 "1999-12-07T19:28:00Z")

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Garrett  
Hunter  
Archer

And John Wayne’s given name was Marion!

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**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/38 "1999-12-07T20:38:00Z")

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It’s off the subject, but … Marion Barry’s given name is Marion too! Okay, you probably already knew that, but, what’s the deal? Were his parents incorrigibly cruel, or are marionberries a new discovery? Or a new hybrid? He could have had a brother named “Salmon” fer cryin out loud! Or maybe no one would think that was funny, if salmonberries are a new discovery/hybrid as well…?

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Any similarity in the above text to an English word or phrase is purely coincidental.

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**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/39 "1999-12-07T21:08:00Z")

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I know a boy named Marci (his real name is Marcis). It’s confusing because my friend Imants (also my grandfather’s name) has a girlfriend named Marcie.

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Formerly unknown as “Melanie”

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-pat-etc/11801/40 "1999-12-07T21:33:00Z")

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**Satan** , my step-grandmother’s name was Jessie, too!

BTW, **Tyler** , I like that name.

And now I shall reveal _my_ first name, which I share with only 3 people I’ve ever met:

Kent  
It has its own problems: people always want to call me Ken, Keith, or Kenneth. _Anything_ but the dreaded _Kent_!

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