# It's Rainin' Sequential Thread Titles!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632 "2004-12-07T22:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/1 "2004-12-07T22:39:10Z")

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All from the “New Posts” search:

What personality type are you?  
An Isaac Asimov teaser

What are the most obscure musicals in your CD collection?  
Forensic Skull Reconstruction

Five Kitchen Utenils You Can’t Live Without  
Infinite Monkeys

Bootleg Movies Suck  
What do YOU want for Christmas this year?

Ever been attacked by dogs?  
Coulter at it again. My apologies to our Canadian friends.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/2 "2004-12-07T22:45:44Z")

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Tell me something you can’t/don’t do, that most others do/can.  
Something about you that’s TMI.

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/3 "2004-12-07T22:56:34Z")

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MPSIMS:  
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Cheesecake Factory? Feh. What we need…  
When came back, brought pie. \*\*

\*\*Davebears’ lovelife  
She thought that they were pets!!! \*\*  
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The Great Doper Shotglass Exchange  
I know I’m gonna regret this… \*\*

And from the main page:

**Happy Christmas. You’re laid…  
That lying BITCH!**

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**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/4 "2004-12-07T23:00:58Z")

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What do YOU want for Christmas this year?

I am living in a crack house.

[ps it seems to me that MPSIMS lends itself to sequential thread titles much more than any other forum. Anyone else notice this?]

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**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/5 "2004-12-07T23:04:30Z")

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\*\*The Jellyman doesn’t look sorry for what he did \*\*

**There was something different in my letterbox…advice please**

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/6 "2004-12-07T23:28:30Z")

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What can young Americans do to stop the AARP?  
Infinite Monkeys

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**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/7 "2004-12-07T23:40:54Z")

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The three (uh, six) were all together just moments ago.

Something about you that’s TMI.  
I am living in a crack house  
Weird things happening at work.  
My kitten fell in the toilet…  
What do YOU want for Christmas this year?  
Battling Hooters

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**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/8 "2004-12-07T23:43:34Z")

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> [@Julius Henry](#):
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> What do YOU want for Christmas this year?  
> Battling Hooters

Beat me to it!! 😃

_just how do Hooters do battle?_

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/9 "2004-12-07T23:53:17Z")

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I picture it as an updated version of [_Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots_](http://ehobbies.com/mt68896.html), only soft vinyl. First one to spring your opponent’s lace brassiere wins!

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/10 "2004-12-08T00:03:49Z")

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From MPSIMS now:

**Battling Hooters  
The Christmas bush is decorated.**

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/11 "2004-12-08T00:14:19Z")

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**MPSIMS**

In which Kythereia fesses up  
She thought that they were pets!!!

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/12 "2004-12-08T01:08:06Z")

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Beat me to that one, **screech-owl**.

But I have two more:

\*\*Weird things happening at work  
My office is a hotbed of resentment and pain

I know I’m gonna regret this…  
I’m living in a crack house\*\*

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/13 "2004-12-08T01:20:50Z")

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in MPSIMS:

**Stupid Christmas Gifts  
Of Hair and Pocketwatches**

🙂

**TrannaDope!  
In which Kythereia fesses up**

(both started by Kythereia)

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/14 "2004-12-08T01:51:24Z")

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Finally! I’ve been waiting for this one to come up all day:

**Tell me something you can’t/don’t do, that most others can/do.**  
**I can’t open this bottle of Lea & Perrins!**

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/15 "2004-12-08T02:59:58Z")

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In GQ:

**Fate of diplomats & others at war’s start  
Forensic Skull Reconstruction**

Yikes!

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/16 "2004-12-08T04:38:53Z")

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In IMHO:

What’s your salt?

Who puts salt on pizza?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/17 "2004-12-08T07:31:37Z")

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IMHO:

**Can you pick locks?  
Ever been attacked by dogs?**

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/18 "2004-12-08T07:49:51Z")

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\*\*What do YOU want for Christmas this year?  
I want a tattoo on my tongue

Doin’ the post-grading happy dance…  
My kitten fell in the toilet… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/19 "2004-12-08T08:27:15Z")

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A mystery to me - the need to drink (alcoholic beverages)  
What’s your favorite scotch?  
Sung to the tune of. . .  
Y’know, this ain’t too bad…

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/20 "2004-12-08T08:38:13Z")

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December 7th, Pearl Harbor Day, I drank (possibly) too many Kamikazees.  
I have no social skills. I never learned them.

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