# It's Rainin' Sequential Thread Titles!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632 "2004-12-07T22:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/21 "2004-12-08T10:05:09Z")

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From the Pit:

\*\*You’re naming your baby what!  
Stevie Wonder…shut the fuck up \*\*

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/22 "2004-12-08T14:45:01Z")

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Apologies to StGermain and best wishes for his poor dog, but…

There was something different in my letterbox…advice please.  
My dog was run over by my mail carrier yesterday

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/23 "2004-12-08T18:51:39Z")

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On top of everything else…  
I got my first Chick Tract today… (help?)  
Sometimes good things happen to good people

[insert your own comment/captions here]

I have no social skills. I never learned them.  
I’m almost done with my Senior Project (Computer Science). Yay!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/24 "2004-12-08T20:59:22Z")

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Earlier in IMHO…

\*\*What’s an appropriate gift for a lawyer?  
Jerking Off ? Maybe. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/25 "2004-12-08T22:20:12Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> \*\*You’re naming your baby what!  
> Stevie Wonder…shut the fuck up \*\*

Bwahahahaha.

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**Author:** ![PucksRaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecd19e/32.png) [@PucksRaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PucksRaven)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/26 "2004-12-09T01:23:15Z")

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Ahem.

**What do YOU want for Christmas this year?  
A day in the life of my cats. (Gouda and Sleestak)**

You know, I actually DO want that for Giftmas. My cats have it easy.

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/27 "2004-12-09T01:38:55Z")

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**MPSIMS**

Someone Keeps Stealing My Letters  
On top of everything else…  
Is something wrong with Hotmail?

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/28 "2004-12-09T02:05:52Z")

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In MPSIMS

What’s your crack?

What’s your salt?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/29 "2004-12-09T04:46:57Z")

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MPSIMS:

And while the goat’s busy with SpiceTea and Crimmsy  
TrannaDope!  
On top of everything else…

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/30 "2004-12-09T07:00:42Z")

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In IMHO:

\*\*Back sleeping Dopeers, how do you do it?  
Jerking Off ? Maybe. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/31 "2004-12-09T07:29:20Z")

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> [@Sublight](#):
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> Apologies to StGermain and best wishes for his poor dog, but…
> 
> There was something different in my letterbox…advice please.  
> My dog was run over by my mail carrier yesterday

My apoligies too, but LOL!  
Dang, Cinnamon Girl, I was going to post that one!  
Well, here’s a few others:  
\*\*I want a tattoo on my tongue  
Ummmm …  
The GIANT JESUS  
Attack in Jeddah  
Tell me about your dream house  
Wal-Mart, et al \*\*

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/32 "2004-12-09T07:48:27Z")

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I hate sports…  
Damned Insurance Companies

EVERYBODY gets carded. WTF?  
More “Security” Follies

It’s not anyone’s business, but since you COULD change, you deserve to be harrassed.  
Fuck France…again  
My co-worker’s phone bill and how it might relate to her computer.  
The war on ignorance may not be winnable

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/33 "2004-12-09T08:23:01Z")

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Sorry, it’s late, but I’m not tired yet.

Pink ducks?  
Whence the Fifth (1/5 gal.; i.e. 750 mL) liquor bottle?

Did the hospital kill this man?  
Why wasn’t Amon-her-khepeshef mummified?

Gills, glands, and evolution - an inquiry  
Why do I need to urinate more when drinking water than with beer?

The Name My Band Contest  
Infinite Monkeys

Tell me about your dream house  
I am sleeping below a potential Doper

Back sleeping Dopeers, how do you do it?  
Jerking Off ? Maybe.

Doperettes not in U.S.: Do hott American acccents turn you on?  
Ethics question about self service buffets?

What did you want to be when you grew up?  
Can you spot the fake smile?

Do You Carry Condoms?  
What do I need for a new baby?

Gah! What are you getting your man?  
Any Dopers here my age (15)??

What do YOU want for Christmas this year?  
The GIANT JESUS

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/34 "2004-12-09T08:42:20Z")

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> [@screech-owl](#):
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> I have no social skills. I never learned them.  
> I’m almost done with my Senior Project (Computer Science). Yay!

Hehe. That’s my favorite one ever. (I was a CS major, so I’m allowed to make fun.)

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/35 "2004-12-09T09:33:56Z")

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\*\*Actors By Accident  
Star Trek TOS questions  
Worst. Product. Name. Ever.  
Beer!  
For the love of god, let the poor man go home  
Auctioning Ghosts on eeeeeee!Bay  
Who wants my junk?  
Stupid Christmas Gifts \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/36 "2004-12-09T14:12:51Z")

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\*\* What do I need for a new baby?  
Thumbsucking Prevention\*\*

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/37 "2004-12-09T18:17:04Z")

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\*\*Need Advice on the Pros and Cons of Getting Pregnant for the First Time Over Age 40

What’s your crack? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/38 "2004-12-09T18:22:26Z")

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In GQ:

**does honey last forever?  
Can I Make Amber At Home?**

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/39 "2004-12-09T20:22:43Z")

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in IMHO:\*\*

Who’s your favorite porn star?

Things that really suck. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/40 "2004-12-09T20:35:21Z")

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From the Pit:

People who overuse ellipses…  
I deserve to be pitted…

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