# It's Rainin' Sequential Thread Titles!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632 "2004-12-07T22:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/41 "2004-12-09T21:38:16Z")

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**Mme. Tussaud’s Nativity  
The GIANT JESUS**

**Tell me about your Depo Provera experiences, please!  
Looks like we will be adding a member to the Greenback family _sigh_**

**I Just Gave Blood…  
Tasty treat I’m taking to my holiday party**  
or  
**Tasty treat I’m taking to my holiday party  
Our Baby Elephant Died**

_Ick._

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/42 "2004-12-10T01:31:42Z")

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**Gah! What are you getting your man?**  
**Jerking off? Maybe.**  
**What do YOU want for Christmas this year?**  
**Gay marriage now legal in all of Canada!**

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/43 "2004-12-10T01:50:26Z")

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From the Pit

**Skyscrapers, Executives, and Miscalculated Feces  
Coulter at it again. My apologies to our Canadian friends.**

\*\*I pit this war for a totally selfish reason…  
Public Pubic Hair. \*\*

From Cafe Society:

\*\*Jewish-themed feature-length movies for kids.  
Meet the Fockers?! What were they thinking? \*\*

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/44 "2004-12-10T03:43:48Z")

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In MPSIMS right now, err-- just a few minutes ago  
**Best lines for “picking up” women  
My, What A Big Pussy You Have**

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/45 "2004-12-10T04:16:57Z")

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In IMHO just now:

\*\*Ever been attacked by dogs?

Job interview etiquette and ethics\*\*

Kinda reminds me of my last job interview.  
Or - looking at it another way:

\*\*Job interview etiquette and ethics

Do You Carry Condoms? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/46 "2004-12-10T04:33:17Z")

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\*\*Flat-out stupidest thing you’ve ever done  
I sprung my lizard \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/47 "2004-12-10T04:38:35Z")

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right here now in MPSIMS:

Allow myself to introduce…myself.  
I sprung my lizard

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/48 "2004-12-10T04:41:36Z")

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> [@5 time champ](#):
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> In MPSIMS right now, err-- just a few minutes ago  
> **Best lines for “picking up” women  
> My, What A Big Pussy You Have**

this works?

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/49 "2004-12-10T04:49:57Z")

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**I sprung my lizard  
Our Baby Elephant Died  
My dog was run over by my mail carrier yesterday**

It just wasn’t a good day for animals I guess.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/50 "2004-12-10T05:59:54Z")

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In MPSIMS right now:  
On top of everything else…  
I love fruit cake.

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/51 "2004-12-10T06:10:46Z")

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\*\*NYC Dopers - Help! I shall be stranded in NYC!  
I sprung my lizard \*\*

Please send bail money!

**Flat-out stupidest thing you’ve ever done  
Another Reason To Wear Clothes In Minnesota In December**

My lizard is frozen stiff!

**John Lennon Lives! (weirdo of the week winner)  
Ant Corpses Everywhere!**

Welcome to Heaven. We’re having a love-in as soon as we finish sweeping up.

**I’m going job-hunting.  
Sarcastic Answer Theater**

Don’t run out and buy that new car yet bucko!

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/52 "2004-12-10T06:26:29Z")

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Why do people hate Jews?  
Best lines for “picking up” women

[New Posts]

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/53 "2004-12-10T09:22:33Z")

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IMHO:

**Any Dopers here my age (15)??  
Jerking Off ? Maybe.**

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**Author:** ![dearissues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@dearissues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dearissues)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/54 "2004-12-10T10:07:40Z")

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MPSIMS:  
\*\*Know what? I’m having a kickass week!

On top of everything else…

My dog was run over by mail carrier yesterday\*\*

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/55 "2004-12-10T10:41:12Z")

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in IMHO:

3 Things You’ll Never Do  
Climbing Mount Everest  
Thumbsucking Prevention  
Jerking Off? Maybe.

(okay, I cheated a little here, but the first 2 were genuinely sequential and the others weren’t far off)

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/56 "2004-12-10T13:01:03Z")

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What do YOU want for Christmas?  
Best lines for picking up women.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/57 "2004-12-10T13:44:17Z")

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**Looks like we will be adding a member to the Greenback family _sigh_  
Don’t piss off the telemarketers**

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**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/58 "2004-12-10T20:43:37Z")

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In IMHO:

**What do I need for a new baby?  
Ways to soothe yourself in times of emotional stress**

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/59 "2004-12-10T20:49:43Z")

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\*\*Creative Suicide  
I Just Gave Blood… \*\*

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/60 "2004-12-10T21:07:38Z")

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**First performance of Messiah tonight**

**Baby Jesus Wept**

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