# It's Rainin' Sequential Thread Titles!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632 "2004-12-07T22:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/81 "2004-12-15T18:43:29Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\* Save my wedding ring doc, cut off my finger – You lost your finger we lost your ring  
The One-legged Soldier and His Wimmins\*\*

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/82 "2004-12-15T20:13:02Z")

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In IMHO:

How are you going to die?  
Which is better, an M-16 or an AK-47?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/83 "2004-12-16T01:09:12Z")

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Tenuous GQ three-fer:

**Applied math question - “optimizing” a matrix  
S-M-I-T-H pronounced BROWN  
Adolf Eichmann death sentence**

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/84 "2004-12-16T04:48:51Z")

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I’m asking someone out for the first time tommorrow. I have no idea what I’m doing ( 1 2 )  
Help me plan a few hours at Niagara Falls  
Jesus is at the door—He wants his Mom’s grilled-cheese sammich back  
Miles the Monkey: Resurrection  
Late Entry for 2004 Darwin Award  
My dad just bought a Segway Human Transporter!

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/85 "2004-12-16T13:44:41Z")

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In The Pointless Thingies Gallery

SDMB Secret Santa 2004  
Dangerous Christmas Toys 2004

Be very very careful when you open that parcel…

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/86 "2004-12-16T14:03:51Z")

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What do people spend court settlements on?  
Penis Enlargement

I AM NOT THE “GRAPIST”!!!  
Cutesy Cute Welch’s Grape kids…BLECH

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/87 "2004-12-16T16:28:20Z")

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**The Straight Dope Secret Santa 2004 Exchange! New, with Improvements! Bring on the Goat!**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/88 "2004-12-16T16:47:23Z")

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\*\* Q: Vacumm Cleaner Experiment  
Penis Enlargement \*\*

I think that’s the funniest one ever to hit General Questions

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/89 "2004-12-16T20:52:25Z")

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In MPSIMS…

Miles the Monkey: Resurrection  
Breakthrough in HIV research

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Emony\_Dax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Emony\_Dax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emony_Dax)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/90 "2004-12-16T21:19:15Z")

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From IMHO:

Can make yourself used to caffeine?  
What is the best way to decaf your self?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/91 "2004-12-16T22:36:11Z")

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Which is better, an M-16 or an AK-47?  
Worst Christmas gift of all time

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/92 "2004-12-17T03:31:21Z")

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Pitty Party for Quicksilver  
I Finally Had Sex Again!!!  
Weird photos

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**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/93 "2004-12-17T04:04:10Z")

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I’m going to be a daddy… Maybe… if I so desire… I’M SO CONFUSED!  
By the time you read this, I’ll be heading to the hospital

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/94 "2004-12-17T04:05:12Z")

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Something about you that’s TMI  
I finally had sex again!!!

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**Author:** ![zoog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7ea924/32.png) [@zoog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoog)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/95 "2004-12-17T06:01:11Z")

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Currently in MPSIMS:

\*\*I Finally Had Sex Again!!!

Bring on the Goat!\*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/96 "2004-12-17T06:04:07Z")

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I finally had sex again!  
I AM NOT THE “GRAPIST”!

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**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/97 "2004-12-17T06:26:32Z")

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**Irony, tragedy, and machismo combine into a tragedy.**  
**I finally had sex again!**

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**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/98 "2004-12-17T06:39:21Z")

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Hooray for Breakfast!  
Bring on the Goat!

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/99 "2004-12-17T09:07:39Z")

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Who wants to get fit??? Anyone?  
I Finally Had Sex Again!!!

Did you know that all women have periods? (link included)  
I Bet You Didn’t Know. (Or: Useless Trivia)

I’m going to be a daddy… Maybe… if I so desire… I’M SO CONFUSED!  
Bring on the Goat!

Would anyone be up for a Mid-Michigan Dopefest?  
Leaving Mi. heading to Chicago

My new favorite drink: Bourbon Whiskey + diet cream soda  
I can’t remember where I parked my last post

I just don’t understand  
Yankees About To Get The Big Unit

Weird photos  
Damn, I don’t want to ask a woman out over email

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/100 "2004-12-17T09:36:13Z")

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\*\*Spanish phrase help: “Could I have…?”  
Rashes, itching and the night time. \*\*

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