# It's Rainin' Sequential Thread Titles!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632 "2004-12-07T22:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/101 "2004-12-17T18:28:27Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\* I Finally Had Sex Again!!!  
When did everything get so damm cheap?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/102 "2004-12-17T21:11:44Z")

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I finally had sex again!  
Hooray for Breakfast!

😃

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/103 "2004-12-17T21:16:35Z")

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Here in MPSIMS:

**My grandmother is 100 years old today!  
Bring on the Goat!**

That is one damn busy goat! And what the hell kind of party are you people throwing?

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**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/104 "2004-12-17T21:52:38Z")

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New Post search again

\*\*Justice League International vs. the Defenders

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Shove those commandments right up your burning bush you pandering ass!**
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/105 "2004-12-17T22:09:36Z")

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BBQ pit:

And the prize for the most offensive and twisted analogy of 2004 goes to…  
Shove those commandments right up your burning bush you pandering ass!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/106 "2004-12-17T22:16:01Z")

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In the Pit:

\*\*Almost made it to XMas w/o tired, lame Santa rant  
Right-of-Way Not Affected By the Size of Your Vehicle \*\*

[insert tired, lame sleigh rant here]

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/107 "2004-12-17T22:51:45Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\* I still can’t believe how well the iPod is doing . . .  
“Will you tape my record for me?”\*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/108 "2004-12-18T05:35:46Z")

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BBQ Pit:

Shove those commandments right up your burning bush you pandering ass!  
Stick that marijuana candy up your ass, you fuckin’ assholes.  
UPS Lady: Who shoved a stick up your ass, and why take it out on me?

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/109 "2004-12-18T08:46:39Z")

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\*\*Ambiguous sentences  
TrannaDope! \*\*

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/110 "2004-12-18T09:36:35Z")

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I Snapped This Morning  
Tin roof, destroyed  
Tin roof, destroyed  
Ever seen a robot run?

I Bet You Didn’t Know. (Or: Useless Trivia)  
I Finally Had Sex Again!!!

I think I just failed a class  
Leaving Mi. heading to Chicago  
Your Most Embarrassing Moment  
I Did Something Wrong (not knowing, now I know)

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/111 "2004-12-18T21:20:34Z")

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**I finally had sex again!  
By the time you read this, I’ll be heading to the hospital.**

Guess he likes it _really_ rough!

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/112 "2004-12-18T21:25:57Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**The Straight Dope Secret Santa 2004 Exchange! New, with Improvements!  
I Finally Had Sex Again!!!**

Is it too late to sign up for the exchange?

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/113 "2004-12-19T04:40:40Z")

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Actually sequential in New Posts right now:  
\*\*Ever been embarrased by your furry friend?

Does anyone like the word “bush”?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/114 "2004-12-19T07:05:28Z")

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\*\*2004 and your Moral Corruption  
Take Your Damn Germs HOME.  
What kind of gift do you buy a newborn baby  
Good PDA software? \*\*

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/115 "2004-12-19T09:38:09Z")

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I’m going to be a daddy… Maybe… if I so desire… I’M SO CONFUSED!  
What’ve you heard recently that you wish you hadn’t?  
Here are the bizarre contributions to our White Elephant  
The Poopsmith Song  
I, For One, Welcome Our New Feline Overlords  
Women are a Budget Expense  
It’s Rainin’ Sequential Thread Titles!  
It’s raining. Wanna come play Barbies?  
It’s raining. Wanna come play Barbies?  
As you crawl into bed…  
I Snapped This Morning  
Scary, Scary, “Oh God I’m gonna die” moments on the road.  
Who wants to get fit??? Anyone?  
By the time you read this, I’ll be heading to the hospital  
Something about you that’s TMI.  
I soooo cold

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/116 "2004-12-20T13:38:50Z")

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Hoppling along in GQ

Earrings/men at work discrimination  
How much does a sex change cost?

There are less drastic ways to fight it shurely 😃

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/117 "2004-12-20T15:11:58Z")

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In GQ today:

**Blowing up a tanker truck full of gas?**  
**Why does number of protons affect chemical properties so much?**

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/118 "2004-12-20T15:26:32Z")

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In IMHO:

**LGBT Dopers: When did you discover your sexuality/come out?  
Sitting on Santa’s lap**

The “daddy” phenomenon explained at last!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/119 "2004-12-20T16:08:56Z")

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\*\*Overheard in a Bethlehem Barn  
“MY father killed the Black Dahlia!” “No, MY father did it!” \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/120 "2004-12-20T16:08:56Z")

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\*\*Overheard in a Bethlehem Barn  
“MY father killed the Black Dahlia!” “No, MY father did it!” \*\*

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