# It's Rainin' Sequential Thread Titles!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632 "2004-12-07T22:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/121 "2004-12-20T17:12:28Z")

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A three-fer in MPSIMS:

\*\*What’ve you heard recently that you wish you hadn’t?  
Overheard in a Bethlehem Barn  
Found Porn \*\*

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/122 "2004-12-21T05:35:17Z")

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In MPSIMS:

**So what does “Hi, Opal” mean on these boards?  
 _Black Magic_**

Say “Hi Opal” three times and she appears…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/123 "2004-12-21T05:43:23Z")

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GD:  
OK, Iraqis elect a radical Shi’ite government - what then?  
The Millau Bridge - A Target for Terrorism

MPSIMS:  
I won a webcam. Now what?  
Some like it hot (a jerky tale)

Mom says it’s time for new holiday traditions - HELP!  
Not-so-stupid pet tricks

Mom says it’s time for new holiday traditions - HELP!  
Santa Claus-Instilling fear in children for over a century

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**Author:** ![Trekibilia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@Trekibilia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trekibilia)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/124 "2004-12-21T08:46:44Z")

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Just for the cruelty…

MPSIMS:

**I can’t deny it anymore. Winter is here.**  
\*\*It’s the summer solstice today \*\*

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/125 "2004-12-21T18:15:29Z")

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Ok, I totally had to cheat and take out one intervening thread, but it was either that or bump the middle thread without anything meaningful to day (which come to think of it is my usual posting method). It was just too good to pass up:  
\*\*Overheard in a Bethlehem Barn  
JESUS IT"S COLD!!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/126 "2004-12-22T19:03:18Z")

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What movie would you recast… with Muppets?  
Deliverance

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**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/127 "2004-12-22T19:19:55Z")

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MPSIMS  
**Crack, Ouch, Thud!**  
**When Idiots Collide**

**It’s not an Urban Myth, It’s True!**  
**Rhode Island has lost it’s trivia status**

**The ultimate cat toy**  
**I needed emergency pants**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/128 "2004-12-22T19:39:21Z")

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BBQ Pit

Since when is being a pimp cool?  
Your Boyfriend Shoots You In the Stomach, So What Do You Do? Agree to Marry Him!

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/129 "2004-12-22T19:43:33Z")

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Crack, Ouch, Thud!

It’s Rainin’ Sequential Thread Titles

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/130 "2004-12-22T19:55:21Z")

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Always posting in the best of taste:

**Crack,Ouch, Thud!  
Today, Hajieh Esmailvand gets stoned to death.**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/131 "2004-12-22T20:17:31Z")

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Stupid things you believed as a kid  
I needed emergency pants

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/132 "2004-12-23T00:16:56Z")

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I hope President Bush doesn’t get any ideas  
Kentucky teen and Confederate flag prom dress

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**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/133 "2004-12-23T05:11:51Z")

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First one I ever felt the need to post to one of these threads:

There is no pleasure like the sudden absence of pain  
Clit hood piercings

-lv

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/134 "2004-12-23T05:13:08Z")

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Triple threat!

\*\*Baby Poopie is Nasty, Right?  
Outrageous statements  
You’ll never guess what my great-aunt got me for Christmas \*\*

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/135 "2004-12-23T05:14:52Z")

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> [@Cinnamon Girl](#):
>
> Triple threat!
> 
> \*\*Baby Poopie is Nasty, Right?  
> Outrageous statements  
> You’ll never guess what my great-aunt got me for Christmas \*\*

The above post brought to you by the Satan.

(My 666th post! Yeah!) 🆒

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/136 "2004-12-23T05:15:19Z")

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> [@Cinnamon Girl](#):
>
> Triple threat!
> 
> \*\*Baby Poopie is Nasty, Right?  
> Outrageous statements  
> You’ll never guess what my great-aunt got me for Christmas \*\*

The above post brought to you by Satan.

(My 666th post! Yeah!) 🆒

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/137 "2004-12-23T05:18:07Z")

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Cursed definite article. :mad:

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**Author:** ![NorwegianBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NorwegianBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NorwegianBlue)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/138 "2004-12-23T05:20:18Z")

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Beat like a bitch  
How many does it it take…  
Y’all reckon whoever did it asked to be paid?

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/139 "2004-12-23T17:40:42Z")

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MPSIMS

You’ll never guess what my great-aunt got me for Christmas!  
Clit hood piercings  
Well,thanks,Great-Aunt.Sure beats another round of socks and ties 😛

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-rainin-sequential-thread-titles/278632/140 "2004-12-24T00:23:05Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> MPSIMS
> 
> You’ll never guess what my great-aunt got me for Christmas!  
> Clit hood piercings  
> Well,thanks,Great-Aunt.Sure beats another round of socks and ties 😛

Clit hood piercings  
Man! She’s got an expensive pussy!

And it looks like your great-auntie got you some _quality_ jewellery too!

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