# It's raining and I can't walk my dog MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-raining-and-i-cant-walk-my-dog-mmp/811193>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 26, 2018, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-raining-and-i-cant-walk-my-dog-mmp/811193 "2018-03-26T10:23:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-raining-and-i-cant-walk-my-dog-mmp/811193/201 "2018-04-02T03:01:16Z")

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OK ----------- it being Sunday night and all ----------- I just had to.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-raining-and-i-cant-walk-my-dog-mmp/811193/202 "2018-04-02T03:18:54Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Chocolate is not involved. No one has mentioned beer. I am not tempted to participate in this wrestling. 😛
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> If anyone sees the re-entry of said Chinese science station, please take pics.

I’ll bring chocolate and beer, if you like.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-raining-and-i-cant-walk-my-dog-mmp/811193/203 "2018-04-02T03:47:36Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Chocolate is not involved. No one has mentioned beer. I am not tempted to participate in this wrestling. 😛

Substitute chocolate syrup for Jell-O. I’ll have a beer (or three) while I watch. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-raining-and-i-cant-walk-my-dog-mmp/811193/204 "2018-04-02T04:13:04Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Substitute chocolate syrup for Jell-O. I’ll have a beer (or three) while I watch. 🆒

You’re missing my point. :dubious:

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I’ll bring chocolate and beer, if you like.

That’s better. If no one brings beer, then I can’t say “hold my beer”. 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-raining-and-i-cant-walk-my-dog-mmp/811193/205 "2018-04-02T05:44:59Z")

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It’s nearly 2AM. I’m still awake and not at all happy about it. Dammit.

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