# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/1 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")
\*\*Sixteenth Century Jokes What Antique Would You Like? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/2 "2009-04-27T18:04:36Z")
**It just gets worse - Mexico City rocked by big earthquake I guess I’m going to hell- the babyshake app cracked me up** God has an iPhone. We’re fucking doomed. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Cream\_Conquest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@Ice\_Cream\_Conquest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Cream_Conquest)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/3 "2009-04-27T18:18:34Z")
**BarnOwl has passed away The Poop Stories of Legend** I am soooo going to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/4 "2009-04-27T18:56:14Z")
**What one thing would you like to find in a barn? Most odoriferous flatulence.** That is something you’re _likely_ to find in a barn, but most of us wouldn’t particularly _like_ finding it… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/5 "2009-04-27T23:08:42Z")
\*\*Pontiac 1926-2010 Tell Me About Bicycles \*\* It’s not _that_ bad yet. There are other models. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/6 "2009-04-27T23:42:50Z")
\*\*Small Talk Taken Too Far The word is penis, Extenze \*\* Now that’s just cruel. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/7 "2009-04-28T02:33:04Z")
\*\*American Girl is a bleeping racket The word is penis, Extenze \*\* American Girl is a penis racket? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/8 "2009-04-28T14:04:39Z")
**Geocities is closing. Dammit! Replacement suggestions? Most odoriferous flatulence.** Good choice. They both stink. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/9 "2009-04-29T02:10:43Z")
\*\*Tell your fart stories Looking for Excitement? \*\* Some live lives of quiet boredom ---
**Author:** ![PeacePlease](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@PeacePlease](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PeacePlease)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/10 "2009-04-29T06:07:07Z")
**Notes from a failing evangelical fundamentalist It is official…I am going to hell!** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/11 "2009-04-29T08:09:31Z")
**Tell me about cloth diapers Help me out with furniture refinishing** There are better ways to stain the wood. ---
**Author:** ![williamweigand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b3f665/32.png) [@williamweigand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williamweigand)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/12 "2009-04-29T11:29:50Z")
From New Posts: **Dave Matthews Band 24/7? Are you f’n kidding me?(Dallas)** **Audiophiles! Treble, Bass, and Surround knobs question** **What’s the youngest sedimentary rock?** After two music - related threads, seeing the third momentarily had me wondering “What kind of music is ‘sedimentary rock’?” ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/13 "2009-04-30T00:03:42Z")
\*\*Driving from Germany to London So my brother crashed my car… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/14 "2009-04-30T00:30:26Z")
**Payday lenders leave Virginia Is Olympia Snowe next?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/15 "2009-04-30T02:08:25Z")
\*\* If you could turn back time. bienville’s big fat gut: Apr 29th vs Jan 29th \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/16 "2009-04-30T08:03:35Z")
**I ran my first half marathon on Sunday! I was almost in a collision** They’re rather easy to avoid when you’re on foot, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/17 "2009-04-30T12:23:01Z")
\*\*Who regulates UPS shipping insurance? USA Constitution & Aliens It’s been a great day… There’s Rioting in Our Streets\*\* ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/18 "2009-04-30T14:49:01Z")
\*\*Little bunny foo foo Is there any real danger in making a meal of captured house mice? \*\* It’s bopping or bashing. Not killing and eating! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/19 "2009-05-01T17:45:39Z")
\*\*What happens when a medical intern is fired? Army Colt .45, safety? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/20 "2009-05-01T18:17:35Z")
Okay, so if anyone has been reading the news, a man drove his car through a crowd trying to attack the Royal Family in the Netherlands. Lots of dead and injured. I saw this combo and went :dubious: **Dutch Royal family attacked; 5 dead So my brother crashed my car…** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=2)