# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/181 "2009-05-28T14:20:33Z")

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\*\*Could a time-traveling Roman understand the modern world?

Am I the only one who prefers BC and AD to CE and BCE?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/182 "2009-05-28T15:03:27Z")

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> [@teela\_brown](#):
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> **What should I take with me to Iceland?  
> Cheap Beer**
> 
> Why, does beer cost so much in Iceland?

[Actally, it does!](http://www.pintprice.com/region.php?/Iceland/USD.htm)

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/183 "2009-05-28T18:16:13Z")

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\*\*They finally made a sequel and it SUCKED!

Worst remakes ever! \*\*

Repetively redundant.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/184 "2009-05-29T01:18:24Z")

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\*\*Either my town is under Cylon attack, or

Pah-TAH-Toe??  
\*\*  
I’m hopin’ it’s the mispronounced Potato, myself.

\*\*How to evade awkward questions

I am SO freakin’ boring!

\*\*

That oughtta work.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/185 "2009-05-29T03:04:50Z")

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**Odd Animal News  
Y’know, a lotta people woulda put the stables a bit farther from The Big House…**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/186 "2009-05-29T05:26:02Z")

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**Awesome Discovery in my Cupboard  
What are these THINGS growing on my tomatoes?**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/187 "2009-05-29T06:31:07Z")

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\*\*A question for opponents of gay marriage  
Homo sapiens: have we progressed much? \*\*

A question that kind of answers itself, eh ?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/188 "2009-05-29T13:48:08Z")

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\*\*My kitten is breaking my heart.

Need help!! How do I clean up cat pee to remove smell?

\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/189 "2009-05-29T13:51:21Z")

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\*\*So You Think You Can Dance, Season 5

Drag Me to Hell  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/190 "2009-05-29T13:55:49Z")

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\*\*I pit… beavers

I pit Pantsuits.  
\*\*

You’re right, you have to take up the tax before you take up the carpet.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/191 "2009-05-29T15:49:01Z")

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\*\*Post some of your favorite feel good songs  
I just saw Steve Martin play bluegrass banjo \*\*  
Steve himself once remarked it’s impossible to be depressed while playing the banjo.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/192 "2009-05-29T16:35:35Z")

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\*\*You have won $100 million. Now what?  
grocery coupon tips and ettiquette \*\*

I’m all in favour of thrift, but this seems a little much in the circumstances.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/193 "2009-05-29T16:50:59Z")

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\*\*Why the fuss about Michael Vick?  
A question for opponents of gay marriage  
\*\*

Michael Vick wants to marry another man? I don’t remember hearing about that in the news.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/194 "2009-05-29T21:36:27Z")

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\*\*What Should I Take with Me to Iceland?

Questionable Fashion Choices  
\*\*

Today, _What Not to Wear_ comes to you from Iceland!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/195 "2009-05-30T08:23:57Z")

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\*\*Leading Viagra Scientist Dead at 92  
Woot! Just got myself a date. \*\*

He was hogging all the girls, eh ?  
\*\*Ask the cancer patient(s)  
Pah-TAH-Toe?? \*\*

No, “tu-mor”.  
\*\*You have won $100 million. Now what?  
Explain the allure of Twitter \*\*

“Today, on the ‘Why Twitter is Awesome’ channel we have -”  
\*\*Any Dopers over 65 care to help me with a short survey?  
Who’s the asshole here? \*\*

“Short” ? Hey, by 65 they probably know LOTS of assholes.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/196 "2009-05-30T13:20:31Z")

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\*\*Who’s the asshole here?  
Luby’s line asshole \*\*  
Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/197 "2009-05-30T18:11:41Z")

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**Burmese Overview  
Venting about friends who make dumb choices.**

You’re friends with the junta?  
**G. Gordon Liddy stole my joke  
What do you call the hippy dippy art teacher new age chick drawl?**

I’ve never heard that one before; what’s the punch-line?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/198 "2009-05-31T03:13:59Z")

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**Awesome Discovery in my Cupboard  
We Have Pigeon Eggs**

Sneaky bastards, pigeons.  
\*\*Let’s hear some stories of injuring yourself in stupid ways  
Choosing a Flat Screen TV \*\*

Does this story involve a phrase like “Let’s see how heavy it is” ?  
\*\*Lovecraftian Food Ideas  
On the cover of the Rolling Stone (and gay) \*\*

Gay Lovecraftian cooking made the cover of Rolling Stone ?  
**16-year old Iraqi solves Bernouilli numbers  
Terminator One person born within the last 100 years? Who**

“But, why kill a kid who makes a discovery like this ?”

“Because he _ **knows too much** _.”

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/199 "2009-05-31T03:42:54Z")

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\*\*Ignorant question about Texas hold 'em.  
What’s more important, studying for grad school? or playing on the internet? \*\*

MBA in gambling or online poker. Your call.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/200 "2009-05-31T07:46:53Z")

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**How do you pronounce these three very common words?  
"is oil a little frothy"**

Can’t you count? That’s five words… geez.

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