# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/201 "2009-05-31T09:36:12Z")
**What do you wish would become an iPhone application? Those “Finish a program in 8 mos.” "colleges"** Wanna take college courses on your iPhone? Yup, there’s an app for that. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/202 "2009-05-31T15:03:10Z")
\*\* what to do with lots of green pepinos Lovecraftian Food Ideas \*\* The Dunwich Pepino The Green Pepino Out of Space Pickman’s Pepino ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/203 "2009-05-31T15:10:11Z")
\*\*This is by far the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet If I see one more of those “Obey” ads, I’m going to punch the Internet \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/204 "2009-05-31T15:52:00Z")
\*\*Lovecraftian Food Ideas chicken stock and Marsala… (need answer fast!) \*\* The Shadow Over Marsala Chickens in the Walls ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/205 "2009-05-31T17:29:21Z")
\*\*Calling all M. Ed’s. Does the road to an education degree have to be like this? Those “Finish a program in 8 mos.” “colleges” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/206 "2009-05-31T17:50:05Z")
**Thy big tits** **Natures Miracle** Second one is a spambot post, but even spam knows the truth about boobs. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/207 "2009-05-31T18:46:47Z")
\*\*I have the BEST neighbor! Thy big tits \*\* Lucky You ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/208 "2009-05-31T20:25:12Z")
\*\*What’s wrong with this picture? Thy big tits \*\* That’s _never_ wrong… ---
**Author:** ![troubledwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@troubledwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troubledwater)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/209 "2009-05-31T21:54:16Z")
\*\*Doctor who performed abortions shot to death Do people really resort to barbarism once societies controls are removed?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/210 "2009-06-01T07:39:38Z")
**29 year old man making minimum wage sires 21 children with multiple mothers Banish one person from your country, forever.** A little late for that now… ---
**Author:** ![NRichards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@NRichards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NRichards)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/211 "2009-06-01T08:34:11Z")
What, IYHO, would be good jobs to train inmates for? Do you have any experience with hearing loss? What are some reasons why someone would get married in Las Vegas? Who’s the asshole here? ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/212 "2009-06-01T14:13:19Z")
**Women, your opinions on the attractiveness of stubble Tell Me About Reel Mowers** I don’t think that’s what you’re supposed to do with the reel mower. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/213 "2009-06-01T18:05:19Z")
\*\*Finnally, a pic of my cat yawning…must see What’s wrong with this picture? \*\* Hey! That cat’s not yawning! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/214 "2009-06-01T20:21:20Z")
A rare triple: \*\*Losing my respect for the police (lame semi-rant) I Pit Dateline NBC’s “To Catch a Predator” So, the police shot a leopard \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/215 "2009-06-01T22:25:51Z")
\*\* Your first movie nudity Thy big tits\*\* Yes, it was Airplane. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/216 "2009-06-01T23:44:41Z")
\*\*Thy big tits Things you always have in your car \*\* If only… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/217 "2009-06-02T00:48:17Z")
In MPSIMS: **Crying, drunk, naked, vaseline covered woman in the shower with a pissed off, oil covered cat** **Things not to do with a dead bat** No, no, it was a live cat! ---
**Author:** ![NRichards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@NRichards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NRichards)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/218 "2009-06-02T05:01:51Z")
Oh wow, there were a bunch of good ones when I looked! As follows… \*\*Not Having A Good Time Right Now… \*\* \*\*Get back in the plane! \*\* **Things not to do with a dead bat Anybody care to predict the grade this paper will receive?** \*\*Explain this church sign: THANK GOD FOR YOUR TROUBLES. THEY MAY BECOME YOUR BLESSINGS \*\* \*\*29 year old man making minimum wage sires 21 children with multiple mothers \*\* \*\*What’s wrong with this picture? \*\* \*\*If I see one more of those “Obey” ads, I’m going to punch the Internet \*\* ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/219 "2009-06-02T05:11:59Z")
Oprah Appreciation Thread (or “Hiii Oprah Haters”) A writing sample I found amusing Not Having A Good Time Right Now… Get back in the plane! Someone finally takes on Oprah School Confessions ---
**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/220 "2009-06-02T05:14:06Z")
So when I connected to the SDMB a few minutes ago, the “Last Post” column on the main page showed the following items in sequence: **Crying, drunk, naked…** **Doctor who performed…** **Paint Stripping** As a bonus, another entry was: **Tips for giving a cat oral…** :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=12)