# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/221 "2009-06-02T05:28:09Z")
> [@Hunter\_Hawk](#): > > **Tips for giving a cat oral…** > :eek: Yeah this forum has REALLY gone down hill :o ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/222 "2009-06-02T06:48:37Z")
**Funny porno film titles. They finally made a sequel and it SUCKED!** A title that’s truth in advertising, huh ? There WAS probably a lot of sucking going on . . . \*\*School Confessions Crying, drunk, naked, vaseline covered woman in the shower with a pissed off, oil covered cat \*\* Sounds like things got wild in college. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/223 "2009-06-02T06:54:05Z")
\*\*I get that drugs affect different people differently, but… how long does it take to get addicted to nicotine? \*\* **What the hell is King Henry IV wearing on his head in this painting? Low dose aspirin.** How odd. I didn’t know it existed back then. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/224 "2009-06-02T12:51:49Z")
\*\*Adventures in Internet Dating What’s up with married people not wearing rings? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/225 "2009-06-02T15:03:32Z")
\*\* Crying, drunk, naked, vaseline covered woman in the shower with a pissed off, A writing sample I found amusing \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/226 "2009-06-02T17:17:30Z")
**Time-travel save one person born within the last 100 years Doctor Who performed abortions shot to death.** Okay, so I played with the capitalizations on the last one. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/227 "2009-06-02T21:28:45Z")
\*\*The Smartest, Fairest, Most In Depth and Trustworthy News Source? Blogging \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/228 "2009-06-02T22:40:14Z")
\*\*What do I do if I’m unemployed indefinitely? Blogging \*\* Yes! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/229 "2009-06-03T01:58:50Z")
**Not Having A Good Time Right Now… Get back in the plane!** No! It’s scaring me! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/230 "2009-06-03T02:08:48Z")
\*\*Clichés you often hear that aren’t true Oprah & Rush Limbaugh should not be held to any minimum standards re the accuracy of their views \*\* Not true at all. \*\*What, IYHO, would be good jobs to train inmates for? AVG Toolbar. \*\* Huh ? Does the ex-con crouch on top of my monitor ? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/231 "2009-06-03T05:38:13Z")
\*\*Is grown men wanting to have sex with teenagers really all that weird? Tetris is 25 \*\* Too old for grown men, then. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/232 "2009-06-03T06:40:52Z")
**Who says I have to follow the rules? Overhaul needed in DWI law & enforcement?** Why? It doesn’t sound like you’ll follow them anyway. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/233 "2009-06-03T07:45:57Z")
**Important news from my taxi driver this morning. Perverted cannibalistic hermaphrodites haunt the Pacific Northwest!** Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/234 "2009-06-03T12:09:24Z")
\*\*What does SCOTUS have to base decisions on? Caterpillars and Butterflies\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/235 "2009-06-03T14:30:01Z")
\*\*How do mitochondria reproduce? It is an enigma . \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/236 "2009-06-03T14:32:02Z")
\*\*Perverted cannibalistic hermaphrodites haunt the Pacific Northwest! Thy big tits \*\* _Oh, despite thy perversely polysexed and anthropophagic ways, how I dost love thy abundance of tits._ ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/237 "2009-06-03T16:35:06Z")
Not from the Straight Dope, but two emails sitting in my work in-box in sequence: **3rd Floor Men’s Restroom Re: Flash Flood Watch** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/238 "2009-06-03T17:02:50Z")
**Jenny McCarthy gets a talk show (and the antivax movement) Flush the toilets.** Yes, an antivaxer talk show _would_ be improved if random toilet-flushing sound effects were added to it. Especially if they drowned out what the host had to say. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/239 "2009-06-03T17:13:31Z")
\*\*What in Og’s name is the point of menstrual cramps?!? It is an enigma . \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/240 "2009-06-03T17:50:55Z")
**SF Bay Area Dopers–what to do with 2 teenage girl tourists Tell me about reel mowers** Not only are you going to make them mow lawns while on vacation, you’re making them use reel mowers? OTOH, that probably will go over well as a business plan in the Bay Area, as a greener form of lawn care. **Is this ok, child-rearing physical discipline question Nude swimming lessons at the Y?!** I am very glad I’m not your kid. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=13)