# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/241 "2009-06-03T22:10:12Z")
**SF Bay Area Dopers–what to do with 2 teenage girl tourists Is grown men wanting to have sex with teenagers really all that weird?** actually, it’s **Clear Glass Shower Doors SF Bay Area Dopers–what to do with 2 teenage girl tourists Is grown men wanting to have sex with teenagers really all that weird?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/242 "2009-06-04T04:01:00Z")
**So You Think You Can Dance, Season 5 Anyone like Fred Astaire?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/243 "2009-06-04T05:10:56Z")
\*\*What’s the stupidest, least motivating, motivational poster/slogan you’ve ever seen? Your job/career timeline (past to present) \*\* “Why’s everyone so gloomy since we put up those posters ? They’re even personalized for each employee !”" \*\*Stupid Begging Baby Birds This one’s for Paul in Qatar [cursing parrot at wildlife sanctuary] \*\* Begging AND cursing baby birds ! “Gimme some worms, you friggin’ asshole !” \*\*Weird Voicemail I need pictures of Doper’s cats! \*\* That would be pretty weird I admit. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/244 "2009-06-04T07:27:35Z")
\*\*Jersey Dopefest the Fifth on Saturday June 13 at 2pm. 2,000 down, 8,000 to go \*\* I had no idea there were so many dopefests… and you’ve been to 2000 of them? Impressive! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/245 "2009-06-04T09:00:36Z")
**Affirmative action in the schools? Ask the Socialist candidate for the European Parliament election** OK then, what is you position on this issue? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/246 "2009-06-04T09:02:08Z")
\*\*Traveling on Amtrak train - what to expect? Share experiences. Your first movie nudity \*\* I didn’t expect to see a porno shot on the train :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/247 "2009-06-04T17:48:06Z")
\*\* How large would the hearts in larger dinosaurs have been? Violent bunny question \*\* These two together just strike me as funny BunnyHeart! ---
**Author:** ![NRichards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@NRichards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NRichards)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/248 "2009-06-04T18:01:15Z")
**Adventures in Internet Dating** \*\* Grocery store pervert gets his due\*\* Hey, nice melons. \*\* School Confessions\*\* **It’s true, people don’t stop to help someone in trouble** I knew all those hallway fights went on too long! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/249 "2009-06-04T18:11:34Z")
\*\*Best amateur performance you ever saw? So, I finally got to see Spamalot.\*\* Faint praise indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/250 "2009-06-04T18:50:11Z")
\*\*What the hell is King Henry IV wearing on his head in this painting? Toilet Seat Question\*\* Is this the pic where he’s also holding up a cup of beer and yelling “WOOOOOOO!”? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/251 "2009-06-04T18:59:14Z")
\*\*Staying in Bellevue 2 weeks, going to Portland OR for 1 day - what to do? Nude swimming lessons at the Y?!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/252 "2009-06-05T01:49:04Z")
\*\*I don’t get New Jersey jokes Jersey Dopefest the Fifth on Saturday June 13 at 2pm. \*\* \*\* The cost of shopping green Grocery store pervert gets his due \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/253 "2009-06-05T14:21:29Z")
In the Pit: \*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day Flush the toilets.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/254 "2009-06-05T16:46:01Z")
**It’s true, people don’t stop to help someone in trouble Bitten by a leech** I’m sorry, but if I stopped to help somebody who had been bitten by a leech, I’d be pretty useless, unless screaming like a little girl and throwing up on them would be helpful. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/255 "2009-06-06T14:40:34Z")
\*\*Google Wave looks brilliant! Message from Polycarp Arrrrr! (temporary eyepatch) \*\* Just a bit TOO brilliant, eh **Polycarp**? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/256 "2009-06-06T15:45:19Z")
\*\*Arrrrr! (temporary eyepatch) Questionable Fashion Choices \*\* What’s unfashionable about an eyepatch for a pirate ? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/257 "2009-06-06T16:57:51Z")
**Chronic Thermal Events on a Dell Burning sensation on the skin?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/258 "2009-06-06T23:04:33Z")
What the crap? Either I posted to the wrong thread, or else the hamsters ate my sequential thread post 😕 :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/259 "2009-06-07T07:16:46Z")
\*\*So, is this girl interested in me or not? Arrrrr! (temporary eyepatch) \*\* Probably not; the infliction of eye injuries upon approach generally indicates she’s not interested. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/260 "2009-06-07T21:49:40Z")
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