# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/261 "2009-06-07T22:15:35Z")

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**"California’s day of reckoning is here."  
Is it curtains for Gordon Brown?**

I assume this must be a reference to a different Gordon Brown, and not the British Prime Minister.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/262 "2009-06-07T22:18:38Z")

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**Recommend some lesser-known fantasy  
Positive lesbian characters in film**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/263 "2009-06-08T00:17:00Z")

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\*\*Obama is not a secret Muslim, but he is a secret

Baby Killer!\*\*

**Gala Matrix Fire** says they lined up at some point. I’m going to take his/her word for it.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/264 "2009-06-08T07:19:28Z")

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\*\*Guys: Smoking/Masturbation  
Smock, smock, smock . . . \*\*

So that’s what it sounds like ?  
\*\*It’s been a while, but…  
Baby Killer! \*\*

Where ?!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/265 "2009-06-08T13:38:13Z")

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Damn you **Trihs!** Those were the two that I came to post!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/266 "2009-06-08T13:50:07Z")

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\*\* North Korea sentences U.S journalists to twelve years in labour camp  
It’s not even my neighborhood but WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/267 "2009-06-08T17:50:42Z")

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\*\*Could you easily be friends with someone who’s had hundreds of sexual partners?  
Am I wrong to not want to sleep in this bed?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/268 "2009-06-08T18:32:48Z")

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**It’s true, people don’t stop to help someone in trouble  
They Fight Crime!**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/269 "2009-06-08T19:29:34Z")

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**I need pictures of Doper’s cats!  
Aaaand the SO gets scammed again.**

She got a cat scam ?  
**Could you date/marry someone who has had hundreds of sexual partners?  
America,all fur coat and no panties.**

So her name is America ?  
\*\*What’s the stupidest, least motivating, motivational poster/slogan you’ve ever seen?  
Help me buy my new (and expensive) car \*\*

You’re right, that’s a _ **terrible** _ motivational poster.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/270 "2009-06-08T19:48:42Z")

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\*\*Why does the United Negro College fund feel the need to lie so egregiously?  
When is Truth In Advertising just not enough?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/271 "2009-06-08T20:47:36Z")

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\*\*Dropping Hot Iron on Wet Ground  
I’m on FIRE!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/272 "2009-06-09T01:35:27Z")

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\*\*Could you easily be friends with someone who’s had hundreds of sexual partners?

Could you date/marry someone who has had hundreds of sexual partners?

Do you prefer bed sheets tucked or untucked?

\*\*

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/273 "2009-06-09T02:29:26Z")

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\*\* I slew the snake  
Interesting masturbation discovery (TMI? It’s not that graphic or anything) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/274 "2009-06-09T03:14:22Z")

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**Interesting masturbation discovery (TMI? It’s not that graphic or anything)  
So, is this girl interested in me or not?**

She is, in your mind.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/275 "2009-06-09T04:23:08Z")

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\*\*Funniest names people legally change their names to?  
Choose my new last name!  
\*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![Claire\_Beauchamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Claire\_Beauchamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claire_Beauchamp)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/276 "2009-06-09T14:33:57Z")

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Tao I just came to post the same thing, in reverse order:

\*\*Interesting masturbation discovery (TMI? It’s not that graphic or anything)  
I slew the snake \*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/277 "2009-06-09T19:17:49Z")

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**Maui Lion, we need an update  
I’m on FIRE!**

Should be an interesting update, if not quite the news we hoped to hear.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/278 "2009-06-09T19:46:43Z")

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\*\*Does anyone ever sit “bolt upright in bed”

I’m on FIRE! \*\*

I sit bolt upright when I’m on fire, too.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/279 "2009-06-09T20:10:37Z")

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On CNNs home page:

\*\*Sex and other perks of empty nesting  
Is this your lucky day? Maybe  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/280 "2009-06-10T02:30:38Z")

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\*\*Words that sound dirty but aren’t

Labia \*\*

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