# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/281 "2009-06-10T05:10:27Z")

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**Obama proposes “pay as you go” law to Congress  
Folk Hero or Murderer?**

:eek: Woe…both choices sound pretty extreme to me.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/282 "2009-06-10T08:16:31Z")

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**Interesting masturbation discovery (TMI? It’s not that graphic or anything)  
Labia**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/283 "2009-06-10T11:07:42Z")

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\*\*Weird translations into English  
I’m on FIRE! \*\*

“Um, you don’t LOOK like you’re on fire Mr Kurosawa.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/284 "2009-06-10T12:44:39Z")

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\*\*Ladies: Are Ben Wa balls all that?  
You’re the cab driver, you tell me! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/285 "2009-06-10T14:13:30Z")

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\*\*Words that sound dirty but aren’t  
I need pictures of Doper’s cats!  
\*\*  
Suuuure… “cats”.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/286 "2009-06-10T16:43:16Z")

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\*\*What would you do if you could stop time?  
Killing time in Sioux Falls  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/287 "2009-06-10T20:34:47Z")

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**Words that sound dirty but aren’t  
Labia**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/288 "2009-06-10T20:37:53Z")

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**My video featuring Doper cats is finished  
I need pictures of Doper’s cats!**

You’re downgrading to a slide show of Doper’s cats?

\*\*Noteworthy typos  
Guitar: Does it matter how I hold my pick? \*\*

Well, I can certainly see the \*potential \*for a typo in there…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/289 "2009-06-10T21:31:13Z")

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\*\* What would you do if you could stop time?  
Ban Single Use Plastic Bags?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/290 "2009-06-10T23:59:27Z")

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**For Those Of Us Who Bought Vista-Equipped Computers…  
Odd disparity between measured and actual amount of data on drive**

Yet, more justification for me sticking to XP until Windows 7 officially comes out.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/291 "2009-06-11T07:27:11Z")

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**Shooting at US Holocaust Museum  
I slew the snake**

Uhm, there were no snakes there, and you’re delusional.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/292 "2009-06-11T08:06:38Z")

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**It’s been a while, but…  
My video featuring Doper cats is finished**

Well, it’s about time!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/293 "2009-06-11T13:05:33Z")

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**I’ve started jogging  
Couch-to-5K: Anyone with me?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/294 "2009-06-11T13:13:39Z")

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**Help Me Find Wedding Planning Resources!  
Labia**

Check!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/295 "2009-06-11T16:53:30Z")

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**I’ve started jogging  
I’m on FIRE!**

You’ll just feel that way until you get into better shape so feel the burn. No pain, no gain.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/296 "2009-06-11T19:36:36Z")

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\*\*Proper english writing syntax

It is an enigma . \*\*

Indeed.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/297 "2009-06-11T23:45:09Z")

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\*\*Mars and Venus trade places  
Am I just crazy? \*\*

The stars tell me, “Probably.”

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/298 "2009-06-12T01:54:46Z")

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\*\*Words that sound dirty but aren’t  
Anybody seen a Rheumatologist? \*\*

Heh heh heh, he said rheumatologist!

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/299 "2009-06-12T07:49:13Z")

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**Attention Book Marketing People  
My video featuring Doper cats is finished**

Uh, that’s great. Get back to us when you write a book.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/300 "2009-06-12T07:54:01Z")

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**Looking for something everywhere but the most logical place  
SoCal Dopefest?**

If all else fails, I’d try Los Angeles.

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