# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/321 "2009-06-16T17:40:10Z")
\*\* Ladies, if you’re doing this, please stop. Write the comic-book origin story of the poster above you \*\* \*\*I’ve started jogging I’m starting to confuse Corva Coleman and Laxmi Singh on NPR \*\* Stop jogging until you can tell them apart again. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/322 "2009-06-16T18:32:48Z")
Found this one in the “New Posts” section. \*\*My Mailperson is Mentally Retarded! “Retarded” as an Insult\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/323 "2009-06-17T01:03:57Z")
Okay, these are pretty far apart but I’ve been waiting for a three-fer: **When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you… Fuck David Letterman and all misogynistic leftists who support him on this Bill O’Reilly don’t do that** ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/324 "2009-06-17T02:21:58Z")
In IMHO: **The closest you’ve come to physical violence, lately?** **Salesmen not being upfront** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/325 "2009-06-17T17:42:37Z")
\*\*My Electric Bill Was “Only” $283 This Month; Gonna Be A Long Summer I won 371 dollars! \*\* It’s looking up, now you’re ahead! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/326 "2009-06-17T18:20:19Z")
\*\*Why are so many people fixated on Scientology? Criminal Obscene Fantasy \*\* Nah, if they were obscene they’d at least be _interesting_. ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/327 "2009-06-17T21:04:28Z")
Continuing the Thatcher saga: **When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you… Fuck David Letterman and all the misogynistic leftists who support him on this Stupid Republican idea of the day** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/328 "2009-06-18T01:30:06Z")
\*\*A problem I never thought I would have Weird hearing anomaly \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/329 "2009-06-18T16:11:28Z")
\*\*Dear Wiccans: get over yourselves Fuck, here goes the cat \*\* Cats are well known Wiccan sympathisers. **[Is religion really] “A fraudulent money-making scheme” Fraudulent Elections in Iran** Asked; answered. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/330 "2009-06-18T19:20:46Z")
\*\*Anyone here been voluntarily circumcised? Fucking’ell not again! \*\* Actually… I’m pretty sure you can only do it once. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/331 "2009-06-18T20:12:43Z")
\*\*How weird is this? 21 year old guy, 16 year old girl… Dealing with an unavailable infatuation\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/332 "2009-06-18T23:18:33Z")
\*\*When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you… Low-Fat Cheesecake – can it be done? \*\* Pieing someone at their own funeral is pretty low, but give it go! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/333 "2009-06-19T21:02:15Z")
**How weird is this? 21 year old guy, 16 year old girl… What prices are negotiable?** Uhm, it’s illegal to buy and sell people. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/334 "2009-06-19T21:10:02Z")
**When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you… Get out of my apartment, you fucking freeloaders!** ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/335 "2009-06-19T23:45:08Z")
**When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you… Mexicans control your damn kids while in public!** That Margaret Thatcher thread is comedy gold, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/336 "2009-06-20T00:37:13Z")
\*\*When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you… No, I am not giving you $75. Suck it. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/337 "2009-06-20T08:38:17Z")
**Can depression make you a dick? Ask the Socialist candidate for the European Parliament election** I don’t think you’re that bad :D. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/338 "2009-06-20T14:28:49Z")
\*\*How can I learn to carry on a conversation? Nude swimming lessons at the Y?! \*\* I’m sure the nice policeman will be only to happy to instruct you. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/339 "2009-06-20T19:49:44Z")
**I have connected with an old love What Is The STUPIDEST Fight You’ve Had With Your Significant Other?** That doesn’t sound like a stupid fight to me. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/340 "2009-06-20T19:56:43Z")
**When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you… Park on the street, not blocking the sidewalk, asshol!** Gold, I tells ya. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=18)