# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 18

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/341 "2009-06-20T23:30:08Z")

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\*\*Do you view certain TV shows from a particular direction?  
Pixar Fulfills Young Girl’s Dying Wish to See “Up” \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/342 "2009-06-21T00:15:06Z")

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\*\*What would a post-scarcity society be like?  
Criminal Obscene Fantasy \*\*

Now, that’s hardly fair.  
**Korea can hit us, can we hit Korea? WTF do we do then?  
Ask the Socialist candidate for the European Parliament election**

Yeah, like THAT will do any good.  
\*\*What do you put in your Ramen Noodles?  
Most reviled US politician in pop culture \*\*

I am NOT eating at your place, that’s for sure !

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2009, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/343 "2009-06-21T01:59:51Z")

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\*\*All The Lawyers in the House Say Hey!  
Peter Pan has made my day \*\*

Makes no sense, but it’s a kickin’ jump rope rhyme.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/344 "2009-06-21T17:45:17Z")

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\*\*Pixar Fulfills Young Girl’s Dying Wish to See “Up”  
What’s Up with Women of a Certain Age and “What’s Up?” by 4 Non Blondes? \*\*

Um… no, wrong “Up”.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/345 "2009-06-21T21:52:05Z")

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\*\*When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you…  
Mexicans control your damn kids while in public!  
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No way, Jose, it’s gonna be like another cinco de mayo with all the muchachos runnin around shootin their revolvers in the air, ese!

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**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/346 "2009-06-21T22:19:12Z")

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\*\*Should I tell him my sexuality?

There’s an app for that.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/347 "2009-06-22T06:54:33Z")

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\*\*Why this beginning of this week will suck for me  
We Have Pigeon Eggs \*\*

Poor fellow.

\*\*Happy Fathers Day! Would you do it again?  
There’s an app for that \*\*

But some things are much more fun the old fashioned way.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/348 "2009-06-22T13:03:59Z")

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\*\*Why do some people abandon their house/business without taking their belongings?  
Lost my only house key. Now what?  
How To…effective threats  
Parenting tips and tricks \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/349 "2009-06-22T13:13:42Z")

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\*\*Share your vacation plans!  
Going to England

Palin Policies: If Pregnant at 14…  
Plus-size party dress?\*\*

Eventually, yes.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/350 "2009-06-22T13:56:51Z")

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\*\*How do I get back into IT? (long)

Other people’s annoying computer habits  
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#1 Long whining about “wanting to get back in…”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/351 "2009-06-22T16:09:57Z")

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**Anything I shouldn’t miss in Cleveland?  
Armpit shaving, male and female**

It ranks right up there with the Running of the Wife Beaters.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/352 "2009-06-22T18:35:19Z")

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\*\*A Birthday to Remember… The MMP!  
Effing bees! IN MY APARTMENT! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/353 "2009-06-22T20:20:27Z")

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**Lost my only house key. Now what?  
cleaning marker off**

I told you not to try to pick the lock with a marker.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/354 "2009-06-23T12:13:17Z")

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**Does anyone know what this old tool is?  
Pocket Desktop**

Ah yes, the swiss army desktop.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/355 "2009-06-23T12:21:19Z")

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**Anything I shouldn’t miss in Cleveland?  
Have you been shot?**

You should really give it a try while you’re there.

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**Author:** ![troubledwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@troubledwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troubledwater)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/356 "2009-06-23T13:13:31Z")

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**What would happen if you took Kaopectate AND Ex-Lax at the same time?  
Buying High Explosives, a Practical Guide.**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/357 "2009-06-23T14:44:27Z")

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^ Winner.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/358 "2009-06-23T16:11:36Z")

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**Did Obama tell Israel to Raise a UN Flag at the Wailing Wall?  
The President’s rhetoric shouldn’t be taken literally**

Exactly; what the President really meant was … uhm … I’m not sure what he meant.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/359 "2009-06-23T17:00:19Z")

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\*\*Words that sound dirty but aren’t  
Umami - Kikkoman’s Spin for MSG  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/360 "2009-06-23T18:19:27Z")

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\*\* How should I reply to this petty, petty complaint?   
My brother died last night\*\*

“Hey, there’s no ‘My brother died last night’ in TEAM. Now get back to work!”

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