# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/361 "2009-06-23T20:07:53Z")
\*\*Dumbest ideas in all of literature Sparkly Vampires?!? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![NajaSong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9d8465/32.png) [@NajaSong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaSong)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/362 "2009-06-23T21:08:20Z")
**Poll about being a sperm donor for people you know** **"If You Build It, They Will Come" - Football Version** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/363 "2009-06-23T21:20:35Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*Dumbest ideas in all of literature > Sparkly Vampires?!? > \*\* Quite appropriate, given that the first was inspired by the second. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/364 "2009-06-23T23:27:00Z")
**What did you get (or give) for Father’s Day? Should I Tell Him My Sexuality?** No. Definitely not. You can think of something better than that. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/365 "2009-06-24T00:54:44Z")
**Who killed Jesus** **Casey Jones** Dammit, My education was waaaayyyyyy off. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/366 "2009-06-24T03:54:42Z")
**So what DID Little Bunny Foo Foo do to the field mice? Armpit shaving, male and female** That’s a bit surprising! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/367 "2009-06-24T07:55:18Z")
**My postman is a barbarian. Siam sam, I want to stomp your pigeon eggs!!** That sounds a little uncivilized, but to be barbaric I think he’d have to threaten to burn down your house, or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/368 "2009-06-24T08:02:46Z")
**My minion hordes seize the Vatican…what’s worth looting? Cheap Beer** Really, now. There must be _something_ better than that. And I didn’t even know they had beer at the Vatican. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/369 "2009-06-24T12:19:23Z")
**What is this noxious fume? Jesus’ Wine and Hrothgar’s Mead** Apparently, \*Chateau Christ \*'33 was not known for its bouquet… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/370 "2009-06-24T12:37:12Z")
**Any tips for manoeuvring a wide, long car? Pamphlets from Pueblo, Colorado** For information, write, “Manuevering a wide, long car, Pueblo, Colorado.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/371 "2009-06-24T12:56:00Z")
**What movie(s) are you in? Transformers the sequel June 24** I’m in the background transformed into a Braun coffee grinder. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/372 "2009-06-24T14:33:22Z")
**I have connected with an old love Going to a wedding** \*\*What did you get (or give) for Father’s Day? What to do with $10,000? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/373 "2009-06-25T07:01:18Z")
\*\* I pit picketers Get out of my apartment, you fucking freeloaders! \*\* Actually picketing inside your apartment is probably going a bit far. \*\*Please help me learn how to ignore someone Cheap Beer \*\* And lots of it ! **Polish insult Sparkly Vampires?!?** “You . . . you sparkly vampire ! !” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/374 "2009-06-25T14:54:22Z")
**What will we be embarrassed about in 20 years? Methods for cleaning dog hair off of suede** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/375 "2009-06-25T15:00:14Z")
\*\*Wallaby opium circles of Tasmania Things that feel great \*\* I’m guessing the wallabies think so. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/376 "2009-06-25T16:20:58Z")
\*\*Married man pays hooker with Cheetos Things that feel great \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/377 "2009-06-25T18:23:22Z")
**The Future… Cheap Beer** The economy is looking bleak. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/378 "2009-06-25T19:58:55Z")
**I just saw a UFO St Pete Times: Special Report on Scientology** It’d be funnier the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/379 "2009-06-26T02:16:30Z")
\*\*What defined your sense of humor? Celeb Hypocrites \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/380 "2009-06-26T06:39:47Z")
**How do I cook with “Grass Jelly” Product Decay (foodstuffs)** :eek: Yuck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=20)