# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/21 "2009-05-01T20:04:32Z")

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\*\*Are there any good fantasy novels set in the USA?

I have now watched half of Twilight with the benefit of Rifftrax… \*\*

A \*good \*book, I said.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/22 "2009-05-01T20:50:39Z")

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**“Too bad I didn’t know my credit was wack”  
Have accents changed over the years?**

Wack is a slang term, not part of an accent.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/23 "2009-05-01T21:24:09Z")

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\*\*To the jogger who ran out in front of my car this morning:  
Arrogant Attorney Asshats \*\*

They’d probably prefer another gift, actually.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/24 "2009-05-02T03:18:13Z")

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\*\*Prejudice is really eye-opening in person.

I hate Chuck Norris   
I Hate Batman \*\*

Pretty revealing.

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**Author:** ![Claire\_Beauchamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Claire\_Beauchamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claire_Beauchamp)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/25 "2009-05-02T16:00:37Z")

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\*\*Tell your fart stories

Memory of a Happy Random Dog Encounter \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/26 "2009-05-02T20:00:07Z")

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**Swine Flu  
Stupid Republican idea of the day**

Sure, blame the Republicans for it.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/27 "2009-05-03T03:15:55Z")

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\*\*Discovered that a New Apartment has Mice, What Can You Do?  
Share that towel! \*\*

That’s taking live and let live to a whole new level

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/28 "2009-05-03T09:19:36Z")

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**Help me pick a new TV  
Blurry vision during long conversations**

If I was you I would be seeing a doctor instead of buying a new TV.

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**Author:** ![lunar\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lunar\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunar_elf)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/29 "2009-05-03T11:43:42Z")

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**"Boy, That’d be a Great Band Name!"  
Stupid things you’ve said or done**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/30 "2009-05-03T21:29:53Z")

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**What To Do With Frozen Peas?  
Monty Python and the Chinese**

I love how these two posts rhyme.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/31 "2009-05-03T22:46:42Z")

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\*\*Have you guys seen the live kitten cam?

Kitten Discipline Help  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/32 "2009-05-04T04:50:44Z")

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**Have you guys seen the live kitten cam?  
I put my cat to sleep last night.**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/33 "2009-05-04T12:27:38Z")

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\*\*What do penises taste like?

Married Men. Are You Still Getting Blow Jobs?

Poll: What is Your IQ and Penis Size?  
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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/34 "2009-05-04T21:23:04Z")

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this threefer is so wrong…

\*\*What do penises taste like?  
Why would you get married?  
Teenager Advice, Please \*\*

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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/35 "2009-05-04T23:15:26Z")

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\*\*Restaurant reccomendations for New Orleans  
What do penises taste like? \*\*

I think I’ll pass on that restaurant, thanks.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/36 "2009-05-05T01:04:48Z")

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**Teenager Advice, Please  
What do penises taste like?  
The ex & the new guy making out in front of me  
How do you keep up with your housework?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/37 "2009-05-05T01:23:50Z")

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\*\*Is calling a woman THIS WORD okay?

Married Men. Are You Still Getting Blow Jobs?  
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Not if they’re using THAT WORD, I’ll bet.

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**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/38 "2009-05-05T03:25:09Z")

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\*\* Hey Look mama! I’ve got teeth!

What do penises taste like?

What is the most ridiculous way you’ve ever injured yourself?\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/39 "2009-05-05T14:39:50Z")

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\*\*Which would frighten you MORE: Bungee Jumping or Sky Diving?

What is the most ridiculous way you’ve ever injured yourself?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/40 "2009-05-05T14:50:11Z")

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