# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/381 "2009-06-26T08:09:17Z")
**Handy confession chart for two-timin’, no-good politicians It didn’t really say that, did it?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/382 "2009-06-26T11:08:11Z")
\*\*Things that feel great Michael Jackson is alive! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/383 "2009-06-26T16:42:17Z")
\*\*Did you know… Michael Jackson is alive! Ask the lifelong Michael Jackson fanatic \*\* Not the most impartial source, I’m thinking. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/384 "2009-06-26T16:46:42Z")
\*\*A single word that does NOT describe you Michael Jackson is alive! \*\* That’s right, “alive” no longer descibes Michael Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/385 "2009-06-26T16:56:35Z")
**Best TV Shows of the 70s Ulp! That was even WORSE than I remembered** And that was the best. Let’s face it, 70s TV sucked donkey balls. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/386 "2009-06-26T17:48:39Z")
**Stuff that you still haven’t figured out Could this guy do worse at being a boss?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/387 "2009-06-26T17:54:52Z")
**The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes Yeah, I moved in next to the Crazy Cat Lady** Crazy Cat Ladies For Congress ! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/388 "2009-06-26T18:39:37Z")
\*\*What Ought I to do in August/September? Tell me about the seasonal jobs you know of \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/389 "2009-06-26T18:40:57Z")
\*\* Ask the guy who is adopting internationally. We Have Pigeon Eggs\*\* Um, **Sam** that’s not quite what **Mahaloth** was referring to… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/390 "2009-06-26T19:21:09Z")
\*\*Recommend a film no one else has seen The Worst Sean Connery Movie \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/391 "2009-06-27T07:09:33Z")
\*\*What Ought I to do in August/September? Should I get my cat shaved? \*\* It takes two months to shave a cat? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/392 "2009-06-27T08:18:43Z")
**Things that feel great Grocery store pervert gets his due** Yeah, take that pervert! **So the governor of South Carolina is MISSING? I saw a dead man today.** :eek: Last I heard he was still alive. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/393 "2009-06-27T13:42:51Z")
**I’m trying to understand the theory of curved space. Will progesterone cream make boobs bigger?** Oh, \*that \*kind of curved space. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/394 "2009-06-27T16:37:55Z")
\*\*I saw a dead man today. Another n00b \*\*They don’t last on the Board like they used to. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/395 "2009-06-27T17:42:49Z")
> [@Peak Banana](#): > > **So what DID Little Bunny Foo Foo do to the field mice? > Armpit shaving, male and female** > > That’s a bit surprising! The head-bopping was to get them to hold still and raise their little arms for shaving? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/396 "2009-06-27T18:18:18Z")
**French President Sarkozy Wants to Ban Burkas Will the woman who tatooed stars on her face have a normal life?** So much for the burka plan - now she’ll have to become a ninja! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/397 "2009-06-27T19:14:34Z")
**So the governor of South Carolina is MISSING? Just wanted to share some pictures** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/398 "2009-06-27T23:39:16Z")
\*\*I saw a dead man today. go ahead- brag! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/399 "2009-06-28T02:10:08Z")
\*\*Grocery store pervert gets his due Just wanted to share some pictures\*\* No, really, we believe you… ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/400 "2009-06-28T03:35:54Z")
\*\*Ever Been Involved In A Real Life “TV Sitcom” Type Caper Misunderstandings \*\* Yes, of course, but what _type_ of misunderstandings? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=21)