# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/401 "2009-06-28T04:11:09Z")

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\*\*Grocery store pervert gets his due

Just wanted to share some pictures\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/402 "2009-06-28T09:43:35Z")

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**There was a domestic disturbance in my house. (ramble)  
Am I an A**hole? Sure, but am I America’s Biggest??\*\*

I guess it depends on what happened during the domestic disturbance.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/403 "2009-06-28T15:42:24Z")

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**How did MJ get all those botched plastic surgeries, with all his $$?  
Ancient world cutting tongues off from servants**

I once heard about a guy who was so mean… (How mean was he?) He was so mean he’d buy German shepherds just to have them neutered. Not dogs. German shepherds.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/404 "2009-06-28T17:14:50Z")

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\*\*What was the Big Bang before it Banged?

Products of Incest. \*\*

“When a sister universe and a brother universe love each other very much…”

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/405 "2009-06-28T22:02:08Z")

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IMHO:

**Business Proposal–What do I need to include? (Google Ventures)**

**What are the most unusual thing(s) you’ve ever heard of anyone collecting?**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/406 "2009-06-29T06:57:57Z")

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**Stuff that you still haven’t figured out  
What _is_ a soul?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/407 "2009-06-29T13:55:57Z")

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\*\* I now have 48000000 Domino’s Points. Which entitles me to…  
Plastic Forks  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/408 "2009-06-29T17:21:26Z")

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**Have a professor from Iran. Should I say anything?  
My dog is cuter than your dog**

I don’t think that would be a particularly helpful thing to say.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/409 "2009-06-30T07:32:38Z")

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**I now have 48000000 Domino’s Points. Which entitles me to…  
fuck the gloved one**

I think I win 😃

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/410 "2009-06-30T14:10:52Z")

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\*\*How to keep a tent cool?  
New Oscar/ Emmy/ Tony category suggestions? \*\*

That would fill the tent with hot air!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/411 "2009-06-30T19:46:27Z")

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**What are the most unusual thing(s) you’ve ever heard of anyone collecting?  
Conveniently forgotten historical facts**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/412 "2009-07-02T11:12:13Z")

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**The dumbest thing you’ve heard anyone say this week is…  
Cheerio breath!**

Well, it’s a bit childish, but I don’t know if it’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard all week.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/413 "2009-07-02T12:01:06Z")

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\*\*Thinking about a road trip this weekend–where should I go?!

Unknown Lifeform in North Carolina Sewer!

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Hey, kids! Guess what we’re going to see on our vacation!

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