# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/61 "2009-05-09T07:07:12Z")

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\*\*Potty training children in non-US cultures  
What did you wear under your graduation gown/robe?  
A Very Un-PC Thread: The Most Unhygienic Custom You Can Think Of.  
Stadium Pal? Or, Adult Diapers? \*\*

I know I should respect other cultures, but by the time you finish college you oughtta be able to hold it in, no matter what they do in their own country, know what I’m saying?

\*\*Which would frighten you MORE: Bungee Jumping or Sky Diving?  
Have you had something happen that should’ve hurt you… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/62 "2009-05-09T17:59:10Z")

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**A question about diarrhea.  
Onto what can you fall from 15K feet without a parachute and survive?**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/63 "2009-05-10T01:35:34Z")

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\*\*I hate being an atheist  
Why I’m going to hell, part bajillion and nine \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/64 "2009-05-10T01:49:33Z")

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\*\*What is the rationale for opposition to same-sex marriage?  
The Obama Show faces cancellation \*\*

So it’s all a ratings stunt ?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/65 "2009-05-10T08:05:46Z")

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\*\*in-grown whisker - yuck  
Dopers To The Rescue!!! \*\*

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/66 "2009-05-10T12:29:03Z")

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\*\*You Can’t Buy Loyalty, They Say…  
Pick up new beagle Saturday \*\*

You can come awful close.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/67 "2009-05-10T12:43:02Z")

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\*\*Stadium Pal? Or, Adult Diapers?  
The Bucket Over The Door Gag \*\*

:eek: Ewww. That’s just going too far.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/68 "2009-05-10T14:04:46Z")

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\*\*What Fashion Do You Wish Would Come Back  
Potty training children in non-US cultures \*\*

It went out of fashion?

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**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/69 "2009-05-10T14:44:39Z")

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A repeat of

> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> \*\*I hate being an atheist  
> Why I’m going to hell, part bajillion and nine \*\*

followed by  
**Desperately seeking silver linings.**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/70 "2009-05-10T18:08:03Z")

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**Married Women: Are you still getting head?  
What is the most ridiculous way you’ve ever injured yourself?**

Um…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/71 "2009-05-10T19:08:29Z")

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**Road Kill Locations  
Can you turn petroleum into food?**

Yes. Put the petroleum distillate into an automobile. Drive until you see an animal…

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/72 "2009-05-10T20:53:57Z")

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\*\*Giant panda cub cuteness alert!  
Time to get ready for the coming Socialist Revolution! \*\*

Ah, so those pandas were Chinese Communist agents \*\*\*all along \*\*\*!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/73 "2009-05-10T21:02:25Z")

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**I’m Getting Re-Married, Kids!  
just random griping  
I am a grumpy poster in the mornings.**

So, hopefully by the afternoon you’ll feel better better about the marriage?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/74 "2009-05-11T02:57:39Z")

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\*\*Geeky Guys are Hot!

Help me buy a computer…talk to me like I’m five

\*\*

Whatever turns you on…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/75 "2009-05-11T12:55:18Z")

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**Does a cyanide capsule really kill instantly? How?  
A question about diarrhea.**

Let us hope that it is indeed instant…

**Desperately seeking silver linings.  
The Does this thing exist thread.**

A little pessimistic?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/76 "2009-05-11T17:38:56Z")

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\*\* Why the big deal over torture?

Ticking Time Bomb  
\*\*  
I thought that argument was passe

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/77 "2009-05-11T18:54:54Z")

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\*\*What do North Americans call those things that you use to fasten your shirt?

Teeth\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/78 "2009-05-12T00:13:15Z")

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\*\*What is the rationale for opposition to same-sex marriage?  
Chances of life appearing  
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But what about old or infertile hetero couples!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/79 "2009-05-12T11:57:52Z")

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\*\*Looking for book for 9 year old girl.

Pride and Prejudice…and Zombies

\*\*  
It would depend on the 9-year-old girl

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/80 "2009-05-12T12:24:15Z")

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**Baby in a Convertible  
Safest car for the freakishly small?**

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