# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/81 "2009-05-12T12:39:27Z")
New Posts: **What Causes “Charley Horses”? Inconsiderate pricks upstairs** Yeah, that’s pretty inconsiderate. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/82 "2009-05-12T13:24:41Z")
**Why do we need mufflers/silencers on cars? Baby in a Convertible** You oughta hear this baby roar when I hit the highway… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/83 "2009-05-12T14:44:44Z")
**Baby in a Convertible Question about Barbecue Sauce** Why not make the best of the crash? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/84 "2009-05-13T13:57:55Z")
\*\* Neanderthal wife beaters deserve… Arrogant Freeloading “Information” Seeking Asshats! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/85 "2009-05-13T15:38:13Z")
\*\* How and when did the current black-leather “S&M” costume originate? “who’s a pretty boy, then?” \*\* Crawl over here and tell me, puppy! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/86 "2009-05-13T16:24:27Z")
\*\* Mother’s day - what would you do? I wish Oprah would do this, instead of some of the stuff she does \*\* …whatever it is. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/87 "2009-05-13T17:26:25Z")
**Neanderthal wife beaters deserve… mild rant about douchebags in general** I think they deserve something worse than that, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/88 "2009-05-13T17:45:20Z")
\*\* How many tax payers in the US? 2012\*\* Well hell then, no wonder the country’s broke. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/89 "2009-05-13T17:57:42Z")
\*\* Neanderthal wife beaters deserve… People who hate children \*\* Yeah! That’d teach 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/90 "2009-05-13T18:56:52Z")
**I must have missed something. Zombie fire ants!** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/91 "2009-05-13T20:16:55Z")
**Neanderthal wife beaters deserve… Arrogant Attorney Asshats** Or is it the arrogant asshat attorneys who deserve Neanderthal wife beaters as clients? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/92 "2009-05-13T20:58:47Z")
\*\*When a stranger bursts into tears… what do you do? Home-rolled cigarettes? \*\* Yeah, I guess the friendly offer of a smoke might be comforting. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/93 "2009-05-14T00:02:19Z")
\*\*What Happened to the “Killer” Bees? Zombie fire ants! \*\* And if you get rid of the fire ants? There’ll be something even worse! ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/94 "2009-05-14T00:13:37Z")
**World’s oldest pr0n found near where I live** **How to talk to my son about porn** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/95 "2009-05-14T01:52:13Z")
\*\*Newark Airport to Midtown - Best Way? Zombie fire ants! \*\* In large numbers, I assume. Do they carry you in a palaquin ? \*\*How to talk to my son about porn… Dopers To The Rescue!!! \*\* Um, no. I think HE wants to do it. \*\*I don’t want to seem ungrateful…. But. World’s oldest pr0n found near where I live \*\* What’s wrong ? Not to your taste ? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/96 "2009-05-14T12:16:55Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > [\*\*How to talk to my son about porn… > Dopers To The Rescue!!! \*\* > > Um, no. I think HE wants to do it. Now it’s: \*\* How to talk to my son about porn… Dopers To The Rescue!!! I don’t want to seem ungrateful…. But \*\* That tells the whole story. No commentary necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/97 "2009-05-14T12:36:31Z")
\*\*Earliest year someone you met was born It’s my birthday. I’m (gulp!) 40. \*\* 1969, right? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/98 "2009-05-14T13:54:33Z")
\*\*Neanderthal wife beaters deserve… iTunes! Useless piece of SHIT! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/99 "2009-05-14T14:29:24Z")
\*\*Poll: Asking about ladies underwear Proof that anti-gravity devices exist! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/100 "2009-05-14T15:11:16Z")
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