# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/101 "2009-05-14T18:14:15Z")
**Visit an Adult Web Site - Go to Jail! Do you live your life without fear?** Well, as long as I don’t go to an adult web site I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/102 "2009-05-14T22:24:42Z")
\*\*The Joys Of Instilling Terror In Your Child How to talk to my son about porn… \*\* “Son, you oggle naked girls, a thunderbolt will come out of the sky and smite you, you’ll go blind and get hairy palms, and your psyche will be scarred for _life_.” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/103 "2009-05-14T22:34:58Z")
\*\*Will your pending marriage succeed or fail? - Now you can find out the probability A coworker is getting married \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/104 "2009-05-15T07:45:08Z")
\*\*Damn, I must’ve slipped into a parallel universe… again! Zombie fire ants! Dopers To The Rescue!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/105 "2009-05-15T09:29:33Z")
**Weep like a… Plane crash in Buffalo, New York.** Uhm…how does one do that exactly? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/106 "2009-05-15T12:42:49Z")
\*\*Today, I am ten feet tall. Damn, I must’ve slipped into a parallel universe… again! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/107 "2009-05-15T13:50:08Z")
\*\* How to talk to my son about porn… Please explain how this is possible? \*\* \*\*The Does this thing exist thread. We Have Pigeon Eggs \*\* Well, I guess that finally settles THAT old Doper question! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/108 "2009-05-15T15:01:44Z")
\*\*Food forgotten out of the fridge- is it safe? Hell’s Kitchen: Season Finale! 5/14/09 \*\* I think I can guess Gorden’s answer. You donkey! \*\*Help! I need a joke! quickly! The Office 5.14 - Season Finale \*\* Should be a good starting place, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/109 "2009-05-15T19:18:02Z")
\*\*How much influence does the Mafia still have in business and government affairs? I am trying to understand how investing works. \*\* It’s simple, if you invest in mafia protection, they won’t break your knee caps. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/110 "2009-05-16T02:24:44Z")
\*\*How do you torture your coworkers? Pussy farts. \*\* TMI ! ! \*\*The I WANT IT! thread Dude! Thats my car! \*\* Thief ! Thief ! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/111 "2009-05-16T05:02:06Z")
**Please explain how this is possible? Damn, I must’ve slipped into a parallel universe… again!** Attempting to beam back up from the surface during an ion storm–happens all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/112 "2009-05-16T05:05:36Z")
\*\*Which Religion is the TRUE Religion?? Question for those who believe all religion should be abolished? \*\* I don’t think that those people believe that there IS a true religion. \*\*Tiger Farming, Reasonable? Obama says debt is unsustainable \*\* Obama says it costs to much to farm Tigers? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/113 "2009-05-17T15:43:48Z")
\*\*Today, I am ten feet tall. Has NASA done any experiments with alcohol and zero G? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/114 "2009-05-17T19:08:47Z")
\*\*Shanghai Sperm Bank Gives a Helping Hand When your lover’s genitals just aren’t tasty enough … \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/115 "2009-05-18T00:45:31Z")
\*\*The Joys Of Instilling Terror In Your Child Shanghai Sperm Bank Gives a Helping Hand \*\* Now there’s a disturbing image. \*\*I have the hots for Penn Jillette and Howard Stern. Mensa? Seriously? \*\* Hey, Mensa membership is based on IQ, not good taste. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/116 "2009-05-18T01:06:13Z")
\*\*Yoko Ono- why do I dislike her so much? butt chafe (TMI) \*\* Yoko Ono has butt chafe? And how exactly did you find out about it?:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/117 "2009-05-18T01:26:12Z")
\*\*It’s that time again: Sarcastic answers to GQ questions The “violets are blue” fallacy\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/118 "2009-05-18T02:08:07Z")
\*\*What words do you mispronounce in your head even though you know better? Pogs \*\* It’s actually “poogs”. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/119 "2009-05-18T07:17:32Z")
\*\*butt chafe (TMI) “Interventions” - share your stories. \*\* Look man, you have a problem. Your butt chafing is out of control. ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/120 "2009-05-18T08:52:51Z")
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