# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/121 "2009-05-18T14:08:25Z")
\*\*Help! I need a joke! quickly! Pussy farts. \*\* Ah, always going for the easy body humor. Or… \*\* Pussy farts. When did pet health care become so important? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/122 "2009-05-18T15:02:21Z")
**Husband refuses to remove spider. Who uses a toaster-oven?** I don’t use my toaster oven for removing spiders. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/123 "2009-05-18T17:23:38Z")
\*\* Practical Daily question [about jumping off a building] Do you think it’s okay if Obama does it? \*\* Depends on your political affiliation, and whether or not you think he can fly. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/124 "2009-05-18T18:22:31Z")
\*\*Shanghai Sperm Bank Gives a Helping Hand Earthquake\*\* “Did the earth move for you?” “Buddy, it moved for all of us.” ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/125 "2009-05-19T02:59:25Z")
**Obama at Notre Dame To kill a Bald Eagle** …to make a speech, actually; the eagle’s death was coincidence – honest! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/126 "2009-05-19T12:10:15Z")
\*\*Earthquake SoCal Dopefest? \*\* Maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![straggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@straggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straggler)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/127 "2009-05-19T12:47:14Z")
**lets run 8 miles a day for 30+ years** **Help! I’m going to CHINA!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/128 "2009-05-19T17:58:49Z")
\*\*Common Things You Don’t Have Testicle Wrench \*\* Can’t be _that_ common. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/129 "2009-05-19T20:59:03Z")
**A touching Father/Son moment Exploding egg** Sounds like something Dave Barry would have written about… ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/130 "2009-05-19T22:41:39Z")
\*\*weird bathroom happening… ever happen to you? (Men only) Maybe TMI, but IMO funny Testicle Wrench \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/131 "2009-05-20T00:23:04Z")
\*\*Why salted butter? Is this the cure for cancer? \*\* Quick, Nurse! More Popcorn! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/132 "2009-05-20T00:47:06Z")
\*\*What is the best way for a 35 year old with no credit history to establish credit? Alcohol and Camper Vans \*\* This sounds like it could be interesting; please go on. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/133 "2009-05-20T13:04:14Z")
**A touching Father/Son moment Empty Threat By Your Parents** The words, “So help me…” always make me misty. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/134 "2009-05-20T18:17:52Z")
**Why did British Food Suck? Teach me about…spices** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/135 "2009-05-20T21:06:07Z")
\*\*Words You Want To Use, But Don’t Know WITF They Mean Unfortunate Changes in Language \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/136 "2009-05-21T15:23:38Z")
\*\*What’s college like these days? Creepiness Redux! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/137 "2009-05-21T20:49:38Z")
\*\*Cya! Bye! I’m going to Germany \*\* Yes, yes. Goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/138 "2009-05-21T21:52:35Z")
This isn’t a sequential thread but a Thread/Last Username combo \*\*Why Do Dogs Cock Their Heads When You Talk to Them? by Swallowed My Cellphone \*\* If you just **skim** this like I did you can totally misread it. Speed readers beware! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/139 "2009-05-21T22:45:17Z")
\*\*Dear Straight Dope please read this very sad story. Another Lost Pet. RIP Moriarty Why Do Dogs Cock Their Heads When You Talk to Them? \*\* [Dog] Ar? 😕 What cat? We had a cat? [/Dog] ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/140 "2009-05-22T00:01:49Z")
\*\*I think I’m going to…India? Bye! I’m going to Germany \*\* Try and make up your mind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486.md?page=8)