# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/141 "2009-05-22T12:21:57Z")
\*\* Cuteness personified…a new baby lamb! I done broke up with the boyfriend! \*\* Sex with sheep is fun. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/142 "2009-05-22T12:36:02Z")
**Husband refuses to remove spider Two Time atomic weapon survivor** If the spider is a two time atomic weapon survivor, the husband is going to have some trouble removing it. Nuking it from orbit probably won’t even work :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/143 "2009-05-22T12:37:12Z")
\*\*Who’s a Pedophile? The Prettiest/Handsomest Teens in TV History \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/144 "2009-05-22T15:19:43Z")
**Am I a good and decent person? Cheney, Dick** That’s an easy one. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/145 "2009-05-22T17:19:35Z")
\*\*Kennedy for Senate, again, but Chris this time? OK, So, What About Investing in Gold \*\* Typical right wing paranoia; no, he won’t destroy the country so no, you don’t need to convert everything to gold. \*\*Is American health-care amazing? Elixir of life…could you, would you? \*\* OK, I admit it; that IS amazing health care. \*\*Another perspective on “nice guys” and the women who won’t date them How do I dress late-Seventies proto-goth? \*\* I don’t think that will improve your chances of getting them to date you, frankly. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/146 "2009-05-22T21:52:20Z")
\*\*Why does my cat do this? Responding to Christian propaganda email \*\* Probably because they annoy her. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/147 "2009-05-22T22:08:31Z")
**I done broke up with the boyfriend! 555-pound teenager on the loose! (Has since been captured)** You took him back??? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/148 "2009-05-23T14:10:47Z")
A gem from New Posts: \*\* Dead Goats and Death-Defying… Cheney, Dick\*\* My Pet Goat indeed ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/149 "2009-05-24T01:01:41Z")
\*\*Responding to Christian propaganda email I’m moving out. New apartment. Fnord \*\* \*\*The only apt punishment for virus and malware writers: Burn them at the stake. Am I a good and decent person? \*\* Yes. Yes, you are. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/150 "2009-05-24T02:12:18Z")
\*\*How do you feel about flying insects in your house? Creepiness Redux! \*\* You’re in good company. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/151 "2009-05-24T03:51:33Z")
\*\*These are a few of my favorite lies! How many ordinary guys could one real-life badass take? \*\* Thousands ! With one hand ! Catching bullets in his teeth and spitting them back ! \*\*The Earth is like, balanced! Mother Nature: Eleventy Billion, dotchan: Zero \*\* That doesn’t seem balanced _ **at all** _. - or \* \*\*The Earth is like, balanced! Mother Nature: Eleventy Billion, dotchan: Zero A very untimely death \*\* “Today on _Wild Kingdom_, in an example of nature’s ecologic balance we see a young dotchan being devoured by a large swarm of -” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/152 "2009-05-24T16:27:24Z")
**What means "young’? Stop saying people prior to the 20th century died at 40** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/153 "2009-05-24T19:04:40Z")
_And the final Jeopardy answer is_ **Pepper Spray** _And you wrote down_ **What impacts clitoral sensitivity levels?** _Ohhh, I’m sorry. That is incorrect._ ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/154 "2009-05-25T00:28:28Z")
\*\*Things that make you go WTF? How can I be too thin? \*\* And \*\*How can I be too thin? Questionable Fashion Choices \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/155 "2009-05-25T01:39:06Z")
\*\*Covered in dirt and looking for brains Circuit City rises from the grave Can a .22LR bullet breach a Zombie skull? lets find out… \*\* (Okay, so it was actually the other way around. So sue me). ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/156 "2009-05-25T07:52:17Z")
**Ask The Girl Who Just Finished Law School When does 64 =90?** Can’t wait to see what kind of BS she comes up with… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/157 "2009-05-25T07:58:52Z")
**How will drones and robots change warfare? A thought on concealed weapons** You think that soldiers will be carrying hidden drones and robots on them? **So, court ordered cancer treatment anyone? Nationalized health care vs insane end of life medical costs in the US** If nationalized health care means court ordered health care, I think I’ll stick with the present system, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/158 "2009-05-25T14:13:51Z")
\*\* New “Cheney International Center” Where do we bury the survivors? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/159 "2009-05-25T17:28:22Z")
**Can a .22LR bullet breach a Zombie skull? lets find out… Where do we bury the survivors?** **NYC Starbucks bombed Smoke Free Anniversary** I Guess some militant smokers weren’t too happy about the anniversary. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/160 "2009-05-25T20:57:42Z")
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