# It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486 "2009-04-27T12:23:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/161 "2009-05-26T02:46:11Z")

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**Our grandson’s helmet (link to photo)  
Spend some chuckle time with awkward family photos**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/162 "2009-05-26T07:10:12Z")

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\*\*Can a .22LR bullet breach a Zombie skull? lets find out…  
Former President of S. Korea Commits Suicide \*\*

Covering up your mistake by making look like a suicide, eh ? Next time, make _ **sure** _ it’s a zombie.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/163 "2009-05-26T12:23:02Z")

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\*\* How to evade awkward questions  
How can I be too thin? \*\*

My standard response is “None of your damn business.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/164 "2009-05-26T13:47:11Z")

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\*\* I pit… beavers  
F\*ckin’ Farah Fawcett  
Nancy Pelosi = Pussy Galore  
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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/165 "2009-05-26T17:50:06Z")

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**California Supreme Court Ruling on Proposition 8 (SSM)  
I am SO freakin’ boring!**

In a rare double whammy decision, the California Supreme Court has ruled that gay marriage is illegal and that **jayjay** is boring.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/166 "2009-05-26T22:48:44Z")

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\*\*Things you thought were (still) Sci-Fi… that aren’t

Cheap Beer

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/167 "2009-05-27T02:35:42Z")

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**Responding to Christian propaganda email  
Cheap Beer**

'Cause, you know, only heathen libruls drink that ferrin stuff!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/168 "2009-05-27T02:59:48Z")

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\*\*Things you thought were (still) Sci-Fi… that aren’t

N Korea Successfully Tests Undeground Nuke  
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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/169 "2009-05-27T03:03:29Z")

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In IMHO:

Shoes (or sandals) for troubled feet?  
(OP by **Mama Zappa** )

Suggest a High School Graduation Gift  
(OP by me, Mr. Mama Zappa)

And **Mama Zappa** says that shoes would make a lousy graduation gift.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/170 "2009-05-27T08:18:24Z")

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**Cheap Beer  
What is the actual name for this item?**

Swill… Budweiser… Coors… take yer pick.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/171 "2009-05-27T13:09:39Z")

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\*\*WTF is going on in this McDonalds restroom?  
Pork Shoulder Picnic  
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/172 "2009-05-27T13:26:14Z")

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**What bad things might happen if same-sex couples get married?  
Cheaters in online video games**

Now THERE’S a new one.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/173 "2009-05-27T17:19:05Z")

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**Cheap Beer  
My kingdom for a bottle opener**

> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> **What bad things might happen if same-sex couples get married?  
> Cheaters in online video games**
> 
> Now THERE’S a new one.

I’d say it’s about as plausible as anything else that opponents of same-sex marriage have come up with as possible consequences.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/174 "2009-05-27T17:26:36Z")

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**What should I take with me to Iceland?  
Cheap Beer**

Why, does beer cost so much in Iceland?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/175 "2009-05-27T17:50:43Z")

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**SoCal Dopefest?  
Where do we bury the survivors?**

Yeah, I went to DopetoberFest 2001. Whew!

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/176 "2009-05-27T17:58:15Z")

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**What is that thing?**

**Bloody moles**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/177 "2009-05-27T18:57:14Z")

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**Awesome Discovery in my Cupboard  
SoCal Dopefest?**

That small? Sounds more like a PNW Dopefest! 😛

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/178 "2009-05-27T20:07:17Z")

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**Since I can’t be honest in GD…  
Do NOT walk on the bike path**

OK, what did you do on the bike path?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2009, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/179 "2009-05-28T03:50:32Z")

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**Either my town is under Cylon attack, or  
Canada’s Governor General skins seal and eats heart**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-spring-its-sequential-threads/494486/180 "2009-05-28T07:55:54Z")

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\*\*Since I can’t be honest in GD . . .  
I pit… beavers \*\*

I Pit beavers and the accursed pro-beaver lobby in Great Debates !  
\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day  
New Chick Tracts: “Evil Eyes” and “It’s A Deal” \*\*

So, they decided to make Chick an official mouthpiece of theirs, huh ?  
\*\*Your favorite International Warning Labels  
I am SO freakin’ boring! \*\*

You know you’re boring when the UN feels compelled to label you as a warning to innocent bystanders.

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