# It's Sunday morning **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-sunday-morning/713946 "2015-03-01T19:28:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-sunday-morning/713946/1 "2015-03-01T19:28:43Z")
♬ \*Well, I woke up this mornin’ To the horkin’ of a cat There’s gonna be a hairball I must remember that Ain’t no coffee in the kitchen And I’m wakin’ up dead It’s warm beneath the covers I wanna stay in bed Another Sunday morning Shines its light on me Another Sunday morning Shines its ever-lovin’ light on me I put on my pyjamas Put a T-shirt on my back Don’t want to walk round naked When I climb out of my rack Push the button on the coffee Spy the hairball on the floor Pick it up with a napkin It ain’t there no more Another Sunday morning Shines its light on me Another Sunday morning Shines its ever-lovin’ light on me Got a request for some pancakes Mix the batter in a bowl Then I fry up some bacon ‘Cause that makes breakfast whole Rinsed off my dirty plate In the dishwasher did it go Then put beef ribs in the oven Cookin’ low and slow Another Sunday morning Shines its light on me Another Sunday morning Shines its ever-lovin’ light on me And that’s my Sunday mornin’ so far Thanks for singin’ along As I tell about my mornin’ To a Leadbelly song Another Sunday morning Shines its light on me Another Sunday morning Shines its ever-lovin’ light on me Another Sunday morning Shines its light on me Another Sunday morning Shines its ever-lovin’ light on me.\* ♬ ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-sunday-morning/713946/2 "2015-03-01T20:26:14Z")
nobody should be that bright and chipper before a few cups of coffee. taint right. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-sunday-morning/713946/3 "2015-03-01T20:28:15Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > nobody should be that bright and chipper before a few cups of coffee. > > taint right. I wrote that after being chided for consuming all but one up of the pot. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-sunday-morning/713946/4 "2015-03-01T20:30:08Z")
So when does your video come out? (Is it horking cat day? All three of mine have horked, after several hork-free days. WTH?) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-sunday-morning/713946/5 "2015-03-01T21:34:50Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I wrote that after being chided for consuming all but one up of the pot. 😉 So I “c”. 😃 Here I was expecting something Johnny Cash-ish. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ED5s1-Fe9FA/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-BIAC4AOKAgwIABABGHIgRygxMA8=&rs=AOn4CLBZt5iKOdKVpeCG3Qm9zdVj423owA "Johnny Cash - Sunday Morning Coming Down") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5s1-Fe9FA) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-sunday-morning/713946/6 "2015-03-01T22:02:25Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > So I “c”. 😃 I’d drink two pots per day, but the SO wants coffee too. We’ve had work to do though, and I’ve only made the one pot today. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-sunday-morning/713946/7 "2015-03-02T00:18:20Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I’d drink two pots per day, but the SO wants coffee too. We’ve had work to do though, and I’ve only made the one pot today. Ahhhh. Here I thought maybe it was a case of the jitters. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-sunday-morning/713946/8 "2015-03-02T17:01:19Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Ahhhh. Here I thought maybe it was a case of the jitters. This stuff goes through my head all of the time. I just wrote it down this time. Be grateful I didn’t post _Empty Rectum Blues_ after a particularly relieving act of defecation! 😛