# It's the Dada Feud!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 18, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136 "2008-02-18T19:08:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/1 "2008-02-18T19:08:31Z")

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Rules:

A) You may describe it.  
B) A volkswagon was left in the driveway, Do you agree?  
C) Try not to eat the rabbit before noon.  
D) abcdefhijklmnoprstuvwxyz  
E) This is not a hat.  
F) Purple Monkey Dishwasher

1. What is the circumference of a question mark?
2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.
3. Jell-O pudding pops
4. Name something.
5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.
6. Night is green and so it went.
7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.
8. 3+3= "stella!!!’
9. Name the wandering vision.
10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/2 "2008-02-18T19:13:48Z")

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1. All the way around
2. George
3. Cosby
4. Lawnmower
5. Overnight bank slot
6. Reptilian
7. No.
8. Star physics.
9. Bruja
10. On the other side.

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/3 "2008-02-18T19:14:40Z")

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Joker… Joker… wombat.

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**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/4 "2008-02-18T19:28:20Z")

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1. Purple
2. Fred
3. window blinds
4. car
5. gas station
6. monkey brains
7. storm sewers
8. tin roof
9. pretty lady
10. internet

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/5 "2008-02-18T21:17:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus]

1. What is the circumference of a question mark?

2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.

3. Jell-O pudding pops

4. Name something.

5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.

6. Night is green and so it went.

7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.

8. 3+3= "stella!!!’

9. Name the wandering vision.

10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?  
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11. Depends on the period

12. Octopussy never drop things with so many arms to take up against those that want to stifle bowling freedom

13. Bill, no… KAAAAAAAHN!!!

14. Why, did you?

15. Dude, green fur isn’t a good thing. Too many cooks spoil the rod and spare children.  
gorilla. But Tennessee Williams didn’t get to read Vonnegut.  
Q. Just a quarter? Is it latin?  
!. knew those math guys were lying  
~$. The whole industry is all about the benjamins. Damn you, Walt! We need more Campbells soup  
10x. it just crosses the uncanny valley, or it gets the hose again

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/6 "2008-02-18T22:12:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus]  
Rules:

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1.Just once.  
2.Penis ensues  
3.Hi Opal  
4.1920’s style death ray.  
5.Gotcha ya  
6.Hal Briston  
7.in the 1960’s.  
8.Chuck Norris  
9.Duran Duran  
10.for 20 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/7 "2008-02-18T22:22:39Z")

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1. What is the circumference of a question mark?  
Pi times its diameter.

2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.  
Quagga

3. Jell-O pudding pops  
“What did Bill Cosby shill, Alex?”

4. Name something.  
I’ll name your computer Fred.

5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit _it’s_ quarter.  
Nitpick: you meant to type **its** instead of the italicized word.

6. Night is green and so it went.  
Where did it go?

7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.  
Make me.

8. 3+3= "stella!!!’  
But have you ever seen _A Streetcar Named Desire_ ON WEED?

9. Name the wandering vision.  
I’ll name it Fred as well.

10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?  
Who do I look like, Isaac Asimov?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/8 "2008-02-18T22:23:49Z")

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This is a pipe.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/9 "2008-02-18T22:33:08Z")

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Here she comes now say foony moony.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/10 "2008-02-18T22:37:17Z")

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My hovercraft is full of eels.

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/11 "2008-02-18T22:45:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus]  
Rules:

A) You may describe it.  
B) A volkswagon was left in the driveway, Do you agree?  
C) Try not to eat the rabbit before noon.  
D) abcdefhijklmnoprstuvwxyz  
E) This is not a hat.  
F) Purple Monkey Dishwasher

1. What is the circumference of a question mark? about (.75)(pi)(question radius)^2
2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball. Penguin
3. Jell-O pudding pops True
4. Name something. This is getting silly
5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter. I quit.
6. Night is green and so it went.
7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.
8. 3+3= "stella!!!’
9. Name the wandering vision.
10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/12 "2008-02-18T22:56:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus]

1. What is the circumference of a question mark?

2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.

3. Jell-O pudding pops

4. Name something.

5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.

6. Night is green and so it went.

7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.

8. 3+3= "stella!!!’

9. Name the wandering vision.

10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?  
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11. Omega

12. The donkey with a feather in its hat

13. Butterscotch!

14. I will hug it and squeeze it and name it George.

15. False

16. The fog comes on little cat feet.

17. No, the seat must be left up!

18. 8+10 = “Wilma!!!”

19. If the wandering vision could be named, it would not be the eternal Tao.

20. Not underwater, or else it would rust.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/13 "2008-02-18T23:12:15Z")

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1. What is the circumference of a question mark?

2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.

3. Jell-O pudding pops

4. Name something.

5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.

6. Night is green and so it went.

7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.

8. 3+3= "stella!!!’

9. Name the wandering vision.

10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?

11. 42

12. 42

13. 42

14. 42

15. 42

16. 42

17. 42

18. 42+3+3 = Rosebud

19. 42

20. 42

What do I win?

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**Author:** ![haystack1989](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/839c29/32.png) [@haystack1989](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haystack1989)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/14 "2008-02-18T23:24:30Z")

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1. 3.14 dived by R
2. dog
3. Nasty
4. bill
5. direct deposit
6. Into the mist
7. Blue
8. To the moon
9. Vison Quest
10. On the other side

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/15 "2008-02-18T23:48:54Z")

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1. Wyoming
2. I don’t drop dime for anyone.
3. It’s what’s for dinner.
4. No, and you can’t make me.
5. Taking a wild guess, I’d say in its hindquarters.
6. Green is a sound, all of a sudden?
7. I’d look at my watch, but now is not the time for it.
8. “stella!!!” / streetcar = ripped t-shirt
9. See 4
10. Approx 4.5 m west of luggage.  
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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/16 "2008-02-19T00:46:57Z")

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A) You may describe it.  
It’s yellow and squishy  
B) A volkswagon was left in the driveway, Do you agree?  
This is not a disagreement  
C) Try not to eat the rabbit before noon.  
Gremlins  
D) abcdefhijklmnoprstuvwxyz  
1234567890  
E) This is not a hat.  
There is no rule #6  
F) Purple Monkey Dishwasher  
Clean

1. What is the circumference of a question mark?  
3/4
2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.  
Bactrian Camel
3. Jell-O pudding pops  
Chocolate
4. Name something.  
Turkey
5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.  
Yes
6. Night is green and so it went.  
Cut. Paste.
7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.  
Seven Men Shorter
8. 3+3= "stella!!!’  
Charlie Wilson
9. Name the wandering vision.  
J.R.R. Tolkien
10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?  
Man-hattan

I have won!

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/17 "2008-02-19T01:08:54Z")

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27b. Lontoon suuri palo oli tulipalo, joka hävitti Lontoon keskustaa vuoden 1666 syyskuun toisen ja viidennen päivän välillä. Palo tuhosi Lontoon keskiaikaiset osat roomalaisaikaisen muurin sisäpuolella, mutta ei ylettänyt Westminsterin aristokraattiseen osaan (nykyiseen West Endiin), eikä esikaupunkien slummeihin.

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**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/18 "2008-02-19T01:32:02Z")

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1. ?
2. The volkswagon is right in the driveway, da da da.
3. When the sun is over the yard8arm.
4. Spooky tomato, it’s Dan Quayles’ fault.
5. This is not a post.
6. What is rule# 1?

A. The 8 is silent.  
B. The persistence of memory loss is…wait, I forget.  
C. Green flying fuzzy money.  
D. E.  
F. The wandering vision is only a mirage.  
G. Blanche + Stanley = the purple monkey got choked.  
H. Zoom Zoom Zoom.  
I. Name dis!!!  
J. Farfignugen.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/19 "2008-02-19T01:32:55Z")

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I swear I read the title as ‘Dada Freud’. Everything and ANYTHING is about your mother!

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**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-dada-feud/438136/20 "2008-02-19T01:40:52Z")

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I am the one who has these ramen.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha

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