It's the Dada Feud!

[anyrose]

1. L
2. John Belushi
3. Brooklyn
4. Fred
5. Last Thursday, 3:00pm CST
6. But mama said no.
7. Three. One to change the bulb and two to…
8. Peacock
9. Pearle
10. In Flanders Field

[capybara]

1. jolifanto bamblo ô failli bamba.
2. grossiga m’pfa hobla horem
3. égiga goramem
4. higo blioko russula huju
5. hollaka hollala
6. anlogo bung
7. blago bung
8. blago bung
9. bosso fataka
10. ü üü ü
11. schampa wullu wussa óllobo
12. hej tatta gôrem
13. eschige zunbada
14. wulubu ssubudu uluu ssubudu
15. tumba ba- umf
16. kusagauma
17. ba - umf

[Governor_Quinn]

1. As much as it needs to be.
2. Lowell Weicker
3. Destroyed the south side of Milwaukee this afternoon.
4. What if I don’t?
5. In a nearby parking meter. Everyone knows that.
6. And isn’t it a pity.
7. Can’t I delegate the job?
8. Marlon, you aren’t a 6.
9. Herbert T. Zigenhamer.
10. I think I accidentally left it in the washing machine again.

[anyrose]

you just know someone is going to complain about this feud requiring the specialized knowledge of the world of the absurdist and surrealist arts.

[El_Kabong]

Personally, I can’t wait to see the scoring on this thing.

[Aioua]

Man pipe, book, phone.
carpet, lamp!
Mouse?

[Spoons]

1. What is the circumference of a question mark?
   – “We’ll find out after these important messages.”

2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.
   – Sir Stanley Krenzwinkle III, the champion show turtle.

3. Jell-O pudding pops
   – But Jiffy-Pop pops faster and bigger

4. Name something.
   – I will name the pebble Dare.

5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.
   – Incorrect countersign. You’re not the agent I was sent to meet.

6. Night is green and so it went.
   – E-I-E-I-O

7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.
   – While Bob does that, let’s go check on what’s happening in the attic.

8. 3+3= "stella!!!’
   – Well, anybody who’s ever had a colorless green idea sleep furiously knows that.

9. Name the wandering vision.
   – I dub thee “Casper.”

10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?
    – When the robot player completes the robot rubber on the robot bridge table.

[Asimovian]

1. 80 cubits
2. The Russian Bear. Because in Soviet Russia, bowling ball drops you!
3. Kid-tested, Huxtable-approved.
4. Beetlejuice!
5. No deposit. It shot off its mouth, then gave up the whole thing when it realized the idea was half-cocked anyway.
6. Day is blue, so let’s get bent!
7. So keep your bankroll lottery – eat your salad day deathbed motorcade!
8. Theorem: 3 / -i = “Rosebud.” Unable to prove; couldn’t find my sled rule.
9. It’s a pink elephant, asshole. Get off my back, I got a hangover.
10. At the pot of molten lead, of course.

[Asimovian]

@Sternvogel

10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?
    Who do I look like, Isaac Asimov?

Well, YOU may not…

[Beware_of_Doug]

1. UNKNOWN BANKER BUYS ATLANTIC
2. Daily except Sundays, November through May.
3. BEATRIX IS DEAD
4. Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes (1862-1948).
5. ON A VOLANT UN COLLIER DE 5 MILLIONS
6. Cribbage.
7. No, Anna May Wong’s tits were made of aluminum.
8. fmsbwtözäü
9. pggiv – mü
10. Whiskey sour with cognac, and no ice.

[brujaja]

1. This thread is the Warp or Woof of the Weave of the Universe.
2. Zut alörs!
3. The second Tuesday after Lent.
4. I don’t know, I was very drunk at the time. (see: Pink Floyd.)
5. The harder they come, the harder they fall.
6. Caffeine and Ytterbium.
7. I do not recall. Mistakes were made. A blowjob is not “sex”.
8. You’re solid gold, and I’ll see you in Hell.
9. Joey Ramone.
10. Spoon!!!

[CatInASuit]

1. What is the circumference of a question mark?
   Depends on the Bagel

2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.
   Sellotape

3. Jell-O pudding pops
   Concrete Mixer

4. Name something.
   Know, that I know nothing

5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.
   The Boston Red Sox won last night

6. Night is green and so it went.
   The Horse jumped the fence

7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.
   Purple

8. 3+3= "stella!!!’
   Tempus Fugit

9. Name the wandering vision.
   Left hanging on the telephone

10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?
    Somewhere over the rainbow

[brujaja]

@anyrose

you just know someone is going to complain about this feud requiring the specialized knowledge of the world of the absurdist and surrealist arts.

@Spoons

6. Night is green and so it went.
   – E-I-E-I-O

@Asimovian

8. Theorem: 3 / -i = “Rosebud.” Unable to prove; couldn’t find my sled rule.

[Hostile_Dialect]

1. 7
2. Coat
3. MSG
4. Violent sex
5. Tokyo
6. Furiously
7. The right to a speedy trial
8. Watts riot
9. Stiletto
10. IRQ 11

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

Magic Cheese Con

No, wait, that’s a Dada Fraud :smack:

[Kuboydal]

The other bassalope wandered thus mightily into the shower apropos whilst consuming mad laughter, bisons, talk with gods, and a small paper hat. Fenestrate thy potted plant, Seymor, savior, cat.

[Wargamer]

1. What is the circumference of a question mark?

2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.

3. Jell-O pudding pops

4. Name something.

5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.

6. Night is green and so it went.

7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.

8. 3+3= "stella!!!’

9. Name the wandering vision.

10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?

11. High Ball!

12. Number 3, The Larch. The Larch.

13. Overrated. Thin Mints 4tehwin!

14. I dub thee Sir Percival.

15. In the night deposit slot.

16. In Soviet Russia, night greens YOU!

17. Geronimo!

18. What is, ‘What is the recipe to get a Groove back?’

19. Bob.

20. The last verse of ‘Domo Arigato, Mr. Robotto.’

[Zebra]

1. What is the circumference of a question mark?
   Key Lime Pi

2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.

I’ll never give up that copper.

3. Jell-O pudding pops

[Bill Cosby] Umm BOY scrumpple umm yeah [/Bill Cosby]

4. Name something.

I will call him George and love him and pet him and squeeze him.

5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.

At the Second National Bank

6. Night is green and so it went.

But we decide which is right and which is an illusion

7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.

Yes, and?

8. 3+3= "stella!!!’

(3+3) - 3 = ‘Stella!!!’ - 3

3 = ‘Stella!’
9. Name the wandering vision.

I will call him George and love him and pet him and squeeze him.
10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?

When you’re out of slits, you’re out of pier.

[Labtrash]

@labtrash

8. 42+3+3 = Rosebud

@Asimovian

8. Theorem: 3 / -i = “Rosebud.” Unable to prove; couldn’t find my sled rule.

Different formulae, same result. Creepy math.

[Taber]

@Gangster Octopus

1. What is the circumference of a question mark?
2. Name an animal that didn’t drop the bowling ball.
3. Jell-O pudding pops
4. Name something.
5. If the dog was furry, where did the gun deposit it’s quarter.
6. Night is green and so it went.
7. You must time the chair public down the tribal instinct.
8. 3+3= "stella!!!’
9. Name the wandering vision.
10. Where is the end of a robot bridge?

1. Depends on how many angels can tap dance on it
2. Giraffe
3. Koo Koo katchoo
4. something
5. no soap, radio
6. so it goes
7. 7:30 pm
8. e=mc^“NI!”
9. Fred
10. the length of a robot bridge away from the other end