# It's the Independence Day in December MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [December 14, 2015, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399 "2015-12-14T06:40:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/261 "2015-12-20T22:37:03Z")

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Congrats\*\*\*\* on the new ride **[COLOR=“Red”]Red[/COLOR]**

No luck napping cause the windows were open and **Lucky Louie** fancies himself a guard dog. Bless his heart. It’s too late in the day for napping anyway.

I guess I’ll go start the last load of laundry, clean the kitchen again and grab a shower.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/262 "2015-12-20T22:44:32Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Nappage and the makeage of dainty little sammiches has been achieved. Go Me!

Are they garnished with little sprigs of parsley? They ain’t suave with out little sprigs of parsley. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/263 "2015-12-20T23:27:31Z")

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Supper was pretty good - I warmed the poke chops in the toaster oven, steamed the broccoli in the steamer and boiled the N.O.T. chunks on the stovetop. Maybe ice cream later, maybe not. We shall see…

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/264 "2015-12-20T23:38:33Z")

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**butters** , it sounds like Louie is a German shepherd in his mind. 😛

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/265 "2015-12-20T23:48:30Z")

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According to some commercial my spousal unit always quotes, dogs are all wolves at heart. Yeah, [this](http://s72.photobucket.com/user/fairychatmom/media/100_2865_zps4k3kwqmk.jpg.html?sort=3&o=31)is a wolf at heart…  
😃

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/266 "2015-12-20T23:51:30Z")

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red He thinks he is. All ten pounds of him will bark and attemp to attack even the biggest dogs.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/267 "2015-12-20T23:59:23Z")

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I think it’s time to l log off and veg. _ **MWAH!** _

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/268 "2015-12-21T00:56:15Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Perhaps something else did not work out, or he needs money. :dubious:

Doesn’t matter one way or the other to me.

Cheating was never issue, and even though he owes me money, that is not the issue. His second set of texts was about what he owes me.

Letting his racist cunt of an aunt come between us is the issue.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/269 "2015-12-21T01:18:06Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> According to some commercial my spousal unit always quotes, dogs are all wolves at heart. Yeah, [this](http://s72.photobucket.com/user/fairychatmom/media/100_2865_zps4k3kwqmk.jpg.html?sort=3&o=31)is a wolf at heart…

Pug, wolf, or [Remoolian](http://meninblack.wikia.com/wiki/Remoolian); it looks like he’s got a drinking problem!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/270 "2015-12-21T02:05:42Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Home from watchin’ stained glass windows get dedicated and the followin’ reception. 'Twas a very nice and well attended service that lasted just over an hour, not too bad. Then we had big eats over to the Parish Hall. The dainty sammiches got all et up. Actually there was a lot of really good eats which is good because that was dindin for us. 😃

**flytrap** aig 'n olive sammiches are simple and prefer not to be adorned. Plus they are dang good and do not need adornment to entice.

And on that note, 'tis time to retire to the boudoir. Sleepage is required.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/271 "2015-12-21T02:25:00Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Letting his racist cunt of an aunt come between us is the issue.

Ah.  
My apologies.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/272 "2015-12-21T02:26:37Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **flytrap** aig 'n olive sammiches are simple and prefer not to be adorned. Plus they are dang good and do not need adornment to entice.

So sayeth the lazy finger sammitch maker. You could at least have put an olive slice atop each sammitch. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/273 "2015-12-21T03:49:19Z")

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I survived work ,it was mildly irksome. Making blackened salmon, with orange ancho rice and corn, cilantro ,and lime.

> [@anyrose](#):
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> I don’t understand. I thought you and **doggio** were united against a common [del]enema[/del] foe

Well, minions always turn on you.😉

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/274 "2015-12-21T05:07:49Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Ah.  
> My apologies.

Nothing to apologize for  
I don’t talk about it much  
but his good Christian aunt, the one who goes to church twice a week and spouts scripture, hates me because I am white. Nothing personal, she hates all white people.  
He let her interfere in our relationship.  
Nobody in his family gets it, why he lets her run his life.  
But he does and she wants me gone, he wouldn’t stand up for me - so I’m gone.  
Whenever he needs help, I’m the one he comes running to.  
He made his bed, he can lie in it.

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-independence-day-in-december-mmp/740399/275 "2015-12-21T09:43:21Z")

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Since nobody else seems to have volunteered, I’ve taken the liberty of starting a new [MMP](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=778770)

Have at it!

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