# It's the official last Presidential Debate thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 15, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001 "2008-10-15T03:20:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/201 "2008-10-16T01:51:50Z")

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I do believe that there will be a new definition of “damning with faint praise” in the next edition of the dictionary:

“She’s a capable…uh…uh…uh…uh…politician.”

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**Author:** ![ShermanAter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ShermanAter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShermanAter)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/202 "2008-10-16T01:52:54Z")

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No child left behind? That has worked well.

> [@Frank](#):
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> How, precisely, does McCain expect to help autistic/Down’s children without spending money?
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> Just curious.

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/203 "2008-10-16T01:53:02Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> How, precisely, does McCain expect to help autistic/Down’s children without spending money?
> 
> Just curious.

Tax cuts. They fix everything. Like this hangnail I have. As soon as McCain is elected, tax cuts should fix it.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/204 "2008-10-16T01:53:10Z")

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Ahh… sweet Canadian non-terrorist, non-commie oil. God bless Canada… and their tasty oil!

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/205 "2008-10-16T01:54:05Z")

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Nice Rolleyes, McBush.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/206 "2008-10-16T01:55:13Z")

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McCain keeps throwing around “you don’t tell them that!”

How does McCain think diplomacy and trade agreements are settled; are negotiated? By unveiling at the last moment a secret plan that you’ve kept buried in a jar in your back yard?

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Sable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/22d042/32.png) [@Martin\_Sable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Sable)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/207 "2008-10-16T01:55:25Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> Look, I’m biased. Obviously. But McCain’s just really not speaking well tonight. He seems to be fumbling and stumbling. Seriously, he looks unwell.

I’m voting for Obama, and McCain’s bizarre ongoing attacks on planetariums is driving me crazy. But I have just the opposite impression. McCain’s delivery is very strong tonight. He’s on the attack, speaking smoothly, quick to answer. He sounds like he knows what he’s talking about, regardless of whether he actually does or not.

Obama sounds like the one fumbling and stumbling to me. He sounds very defensive and hesitant, and keeps making me cringe with embarrassment–not at the substance of what he says, but at his delivery. McCain is on his game tonight, and to my ears he’s winning easily so far.

Of course, I’m listening on the radio instead of watching on TV. I wonder how much of a difference that makes. It was a factor in the Kennedy/Nixon and Carter/Reagan debates.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/208 "2008-10-16T01:56:22Z")

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> [@CrazyChop](#):
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> Sheesh, they let McCain get the last word in on the Ayers thingy. Don’t look good.

He seems to get the last word a lot. While the questions in this debate seem like softballs for Obama, McCain getting the last word more often than not evens things up.

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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/209 "2008-10-16T01:57:53Z")

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If they were both submitting essays, and I am the teacher marking them, I will fail them. John McCain fails most.

McCain seems to be picking on “raising the taxes” while ignoring the point that only the really wealthy will get it. How does this got to do with Joe Plumber?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/210 "2008-10-16T01:58:48Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> How, precisely, does McCain expect to help autistic/Down’s children without spending money?
> 
> Just curious.

He knows how.  
If McCain says the word taxes one more time. Talk about not answering the question. I think Obama’s wonkiness is helping him in this debate. He’s got the numbers and the figures and an easy way to explain how he thinks his plan will work. McCain can only reassure us that he knows but won’t tell us what he knows.

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/211 "2008-10-16T02:00:48Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> Ok, which channel to pick? I’m going with MSNBC again.

KSDMB. 😃

Or for those east of the Mississippi, WSDMB.

Seriously, I learn more from reading y’all’s posts during the debates that I ever would from the debates themselves.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/212 "2008-10-16T02:01:03Z")

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Joe the plumber can suck my dick.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/213 "2008-10-16T02:01:13Z")

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McCain looks positively shocked! “Zero!?”

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/214 "2008-10-16T02:01:17Z")

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Anyone who is drinking to Joe the Plumber is probably falling out of their chair by now.

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/215 "2008-10-16T02:01:19Z")

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Am I crazy or is Bob Schieffer giving McCain the last word _every single time_?

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/216 "2008-10-16T02:01:57Z")

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I like how Obama is now talking directly to Joe the Plumber.

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/217 "2008-10-16T02:02:12Z")

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McCain mentions Joe the Plumber again!

Zeke the Plumber… Zeke the Plumber… Zeke th…

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/218 "2008-10-16T02:02:17Z")

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Joe the Plumber!

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/219 "2008-10-16T02:02:17Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Anyone who is drinking to Joe the Plumber is probably falling out of their chair by now.

Who the fuck would have guessed that Joe the goddamned plumber was going to be the 4th member of this debate?

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/220 "2008-10-16T02:03:01Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> I like how Obama is now talking directly to Joe the Plumber.

I think this was a really clever and successful move.

-FrL-

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