# It's the official last Presidential Debate thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 15, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001 "2008-10-15T03:20:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/261 "2008-10-16T02:10:34Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Joe the Plumber will now be performing abortions.
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> I wonder if he’ll get a tax credit.
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> (“I remove clogs… that’s how I got rich biatch!”)

Well, women’s reproductive systems are often referred to as “the plumbing.”

But I do have to give props to McCain on the Supreme Court question. He mixed up a few words, but I think it was a strong answer.

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**Author:** ![ShermanAter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ShermanAter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShermanAter)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/262 "2008-10-16T02:10:48Z")

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Answer the question John!!!

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**Author:** ![dgrdfd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@dgrdfd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dgrdfd)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/263 "2008-10-16T02:11:05Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> McCain desperately wants to know what Obama will fine small businesses if they don’t provide healthcare for people. Obama said “Zero” and McCain looked fucking knocked out of his chair.

I have him life-sized in hi def and McCain was genuinely stunned/pissed. You could see his breathing elevated and his lip quivered. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/264 "2008-10-16T02:11:09Z")

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Joe the Plumber should be appointed official White House plumber! 😃

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**Author:** ![Merkwurdigliebe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Merkwurdigliebe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merkwurdigliebe)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/265 "2008-10-16T02:11:55Z")

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I dunno how this thing is playing out for the undeicdeds but it seems like they are being really contentious.

What’s great about this cycle is that the pundits don’t get to pull the story out of their ass. There are snap polls that provide that part of the story.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/266 "2008-10-16T02:12:24Z")

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> [@Kozmik](#):
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> Joe the Plumber should be appointed official White House plumber! 😃

We already had a group of White House Plumbers, and their actions eventually helped their president to resign.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/267 "2008-10-16T02:12:50Z")

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Proudly pro life…

what were you dropping on North Vietnam again? Orange Tic Tacs?

ETA: OH JESUS here comes the “Infanticide- more than just a pretty word” horse shit again.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/268 "2008-10-16T02:12:56Z")

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He did not just say that the conservatives have to change the culture of America?

WTF is his agenda? McCain–you are showing some true colors tonight. The gloves are now off.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/269 "2008-10-16T02:13:14Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Joe the plumber can suck my dick.

I suspect you would catch some vile disease.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/270 "2008-10-16T02:13:20Z")

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> [@Kozmik](#):
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> Joe the Plumber should be appointed official White House plumber! 😃

[The White House Plumbers](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Plumbers).

I smell a conspiracy.

fnord

ETA: Darn you, **Morgyn**!

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/271 "2008-10-16T02:13:39Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> In all honesty, I don’t think too many people are listening on the radio in 2008. 1960 was another world. If they are, they’re in AZ, CA, OR, WA, AK, HI. All states that are not competitive.

Well, I’ve got it on the internet and am doing other things, so that’s how I’m ‘listening’ to it. Sorta like radio. And I agree, McCain is coming across pretty deliverywise, anyway. He’s lying his ass off and the things he says are nasty. He sounds like a snide piece of shit.

How are the CNN viewers judging this?

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**Author:** ![anu-la1979](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@anu-la1979](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anu-la1979)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/272 "2008-10-16T02:13:50Z")

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Obama voted against Breyer? WTF? Did he mean Alito?

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/273 "2008-10-16T02:13:52Z")

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Great, Johnny STILL doesn’t understand what a “present” vote does in the IL senate–moron…

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/274 "2008-10-16T02:13:58Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> Just say no. No, she’s not qualified.

I would’ve \*loved \*to hear: “well, she’s 35 and a native-born American citizen, so yeah…”

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/275 "2008-10-16T02:14:02Z")

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Which one bill of rights does the right to an abortion fall under?

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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/276 "2008-10-16T02:14:52Z")

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“It’s sound incredible that I would vote against…that’s because it’s not true”

And McCain goes _blink blink blink blink blink_

Like in a particular SNL episode.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/277 "2008-10-16T02:15:07Z")

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Ninth Amendment.

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**Author:** ![Baffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dec6dc/32.png) [@Baffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baffle)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/278 "2008-10-16T02:15:16Z")

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Here comes “You want to teach sex ed to kindergarteners!” I can’t wait. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/279 "2008-10-16T02:15:29Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> [The White House Plumbers](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Plumbers).
> 
> I smell a conspiracy.
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> fnord
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> ETA: Darn you, **Morgyn**!

_cheers_

_waves tiny fists in the air_

For once, I got there first!

On the other hand, you had a link. Call it a draw.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-the-official-last-presidential-debate-thread/468001/280 "2008-10-16T02:15:36Z")

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Whatever happened to good old Joe Schmo? He has to be feeling pretty out of it these days with all those plumbers and beer drinkers getting so much press.

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