# It's Time Again for Stoid!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 4, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375 "2015-12-04T03:10:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/141 "2015-12-09T17:46:58Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> In space, no one can hear you squirt Valium up a dog’s ass.

But you can on Uranus.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/142 "2015-12-09T17:54:53Z")

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> [@Sarahfeena](#):
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> I find it kind of weird that there are people who have so many prescription meds lying around that they’re happy doling out their supply. Every one I know who has a few Vicodin or Klonopin left over hangs onto them like grim death.

Eh, not weird in America. Have you ever noticed how there’s like 8 billion pharmacies, with multiples on every block, in the US? Hint: it’s not the tampon and mouthwash sales that are keeping that many of them in business.

I know several people whose houses are like mini-pharmacies. Being old especially helps with that, I think. My grandma is one of them.

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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/143 "2015-12-09T19:03:25Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
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> It kinda raises the question of which bespeaks a possible “problem”, if either do at all: folks who have extra because they only took what what genuinely needed, or folks who are so enamored of the them that they hoard them like grim death? Or maybe its just evidence of the two schools of thought and how it plays out in each social circle; the folks who share don’t feel the need to hoard because they know others will share if they are in need, and the folks who hoard know that no one will supply them if they have a need.

What I think is weird is that there is such an overwhelming supply in your social circle that someone has 12 Klonopin to spare, that they didn’t need themselves (and that this is true on a regular basis). When I mean people I know hold onto them, I mean like 1 or maybe 2 Vicodin, not practically an entire prescription’s worth.

Anyway, to me the two schools of thought are really about one school having respect for or understanding of the reasons they are controlled substances and the other school not caring. Which…whatever. Rock on.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/144 "2015-12-09T19:56:10Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Levitating her X-wing, I think.

Let’s leave the dating threads out of this, shall we?

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**Author:** ![Pantastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3bc359/32.png) [@Pantastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantastic)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/145 "2015-12-11T04:36:03Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
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> Your error seems to be…

The thing is Stoid, I’m not going to argue English usage with you. Copy and pasting stuff from the internet isn’t going to change my mind, and makes it more apparent what the vet must have had to deal with when you came in with your research. The thing is, it doesn’t actually convince anyone of anything beyond ‘this isn’t worth my time’ or ‘I’m dealing with an annoying person’.

Your latest comments made it even more clear that you live in a social circle where people pass around lots of controlled substances on a really casual basis. It’s really, really obvious now that the vet didn’t want to supply Valium to your entire social circle, but you don’t get how that could even be a concern for her.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/146 "2015-12-11T04:54:29Z")

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What surprises me is that you, Stoid, don’t know ANYONE that would be reluctant to trade controlled substances. Not a single individual that would hesitate to pass out prescribed meds like candy. Me and my friends – well, I’ll be honest. We have a sort of relaxed attitude in certain areas. If I have an extra Vicodin, and my friend is in pain, yeah, I’ll probably share. BUT. I know a LOT of people who are kind of finicky about the law and such annoying things like that. My best friend’s brother, the cop? Yeah, I won’t offer him my extra percoset. My cardiologist? Probably won’t ask him if he has anything to calm me down, off the books so to speak. None of my friends would pop a dozen benzos in the mail because they wouldn’t want to deal with a visit from the good law enforcing people. You’re acting like it’s bizarre and unheard-of to even know people who follow the actual law that says “don’t share prescription meds.”

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/147 "2015-12-11T05:20:29Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> In space, no one can hear you squirt Valium up a dog’s ass.

\<raises hand\> Um… I’m in space. Can someone squirt some vitamin V up my ass?

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/148 "2015-12-11T07:12:02Z")

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> [@Pantastic](#):
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> when you came in with your research.

Except that never happened, remember?

> [@raventhief](#):
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> What surprises me is that you, Stoid, don’t know ANYONE that would be reluctant to trade controlled substances.  
> \<snip\>  
> . You’re acting like it’s bizarre and unheard-of to even know people who follow the actual law that says “don’t share prescription meds.”

Well if we are going to expand to _everyone_ I know, yeah, probably there are people, but they are categories of people I would never dream of asking in the first place. But in my family and among my friends, the attitude is “relaxed”.

And I am not acting like it is bizarre unheard of, I heard of it the last time it came up and I got the news and now I’m acting like some people feel relaxed and other people feel not so relaxed.

You know, I have absolutely no way to prove it, but I feel confident that there are persons among those decrying the sharing of prescription meds because it is illegal who have smoked plenty of pot in their lives and never let the illegality of that trouble them too much. But we’ll never know…

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/149 "2015-12-11T08:04:08Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
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> You know, I have absolutely no way to prove it, but I feel confident that there are persons among those decrying the sharing of prescription meds because it is illegal who have smoked plenty of pot in their lives and never let the illegality of that trouble them too much. But we’ll never know…

That’s right; you have absolutely no way to prove that. There are after all, those of us here who have never used illegal drugs, nor have we used legal drugs illegally.

Earlier in this thread, I mentioned that I found myself wondering if the only way you would ever learn something is via incarceration. I no longer wonder.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/150 "2015-12-11T08:06:15Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
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> Well if we are going to expand to _everyone_ I know, yeah, probably there are people, but they are categories of people I would never dream of asking in the first place.

Too bad veterinarians were not on your list of people you would never dream of hitting up for drugs.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/151 "2015-12-11T09:21:13Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Too bad veterinarians were not on your list of people you would never dream of hitting up for drugs.

Oh good grief.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/152 "2015-12-11T09:45:10Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Oh good grief.

Thank you. Not least because it doesn’t even make any sense.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/153 "2015-12-11T12:24:25Z")

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> [@PlainJain](#):
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> \<raises hand\> Um… I’m in space. Can someone squirt some vitamin V up my ass?

Sit up and beg.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/154 "2015-12-11T16:23:26Z")

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Voice of experience.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/155 "2015-12-11T16:46:09Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Voice of experience.

hurr hurr hurr

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/156 "2015-12-11T18:41:44Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> That’s right; you have absolutely no way to prove that. There are after all, those of us here who have never used illegal drugs, nor have we used legal drugs illegally.

Wow, you should get a gold star or something!

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/157 "2015-12-11T18:55:27Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Wow, you should get a gold star or something!

Brownie points!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/158 "2015-12-11T21:53:27Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Wow, you should get a gold star or something!

The “something” I get is not getting arrested for distributing controlled substances either in person or through the mails. I find that much better than a gold star.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/159 "2015-12-11T22:33:42Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
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> Brownie points!

Pot Brownie Points?

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-for-stoid/739375/160 "2015-12-11T22:37:02Z")

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> [@Abe\_Babe](#):
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> Pot Brownie Points?

Anal Pot Brownies

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