# It's time (again) to officially Pit Joe Arpaio and the Maricopa County prison program.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 15, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329 "2011-12-15T19:59:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/81 "2015-07-15T21:22:50Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> This asswipe (Arpaio) is 83, can’t we collectively conjure up an Alzheimer’s curse to fall upon this dingleberry and end his reign?

Sounds redundant.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/82 "2015-07-16T00:24:24Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> This asswipe (Arpaio) is 83, can’t we collectively conjure up an Alzheimer’s curse to fall upon this dingleberry and end his reign?

Don’t underestimate the Alzheimer’s vote…

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/83 "2015-07-16T00:26:29Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> Don’t underestimate the Alzheimer’s vote…

Not a problem, as long as they keep voting for Roosevelt.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/84 "2015-07-16T02:54:36Z")

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Phoenix is by far the most racist city I’ve lived in so the continual re-election of “Fightin’ Joe” is no big surprise. And I do admit, he does have a point that illegal immigrants should not be given sanctuary in Maricopa County. The problem is his philosophy is (to paraphrase Arnaud Amalric) “Deport all the Browns and let the Mexicans sort them out.”

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**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/85 "2015-07-16T15:08:40Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> This asswipe (Arpaio) is 83, can’t we collectively conjure up an Alzheimer’s curse to fall upon this dingleberry and end his reign?

He’s already completely senile, his aides etc. clean him up, but it shows.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/86 "2015-07-16T15:08:55Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> Phoenix is by far the most racist city I’ve lived in so the continual re-election of “Fightin’ Joe” is no big surprise.

Doesn’t the Latino-citizen vote count for anything there?!

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/87 "2015-07-16T17:13:28Z")

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No. Maricopa County is 85% Anglo and 30% Latino

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**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/88 "2015-07-16T18:03:47Z")

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Then there’s the dipshit vote.

I asked a lady at my office who was proud of her votes for Sheriff Joe why she voted for him and her actual response was. . .

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. . wait for it

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“Well, I haven’t been the victim of a crime since he took office.”

She is half-Mexican. There is just no arguing with someone who thinks like that.

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/89 "2015-07-16T19:34:13Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> No. Maricopa County is 85% Anglo and 30% Latino

115%? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/90 "2015-07-16T19:44:24Z")

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> [@DiggitCamara](#):
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> 115%? :dubious:

With all those white and Latinos, obviously they can’t be 115% dubuous too. 😛

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/91 "2015-07-16T20:55:33Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> With all those white and Latinos, obviously they can’t be 115% dubuous too. 😛

Sorry, but… are you agreeing or disagreeing here? 😕

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/92 "2015-07-16T21:53:03Z")

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It was a joke that failed badly.

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/93 "2015-07-16T23:00:39Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> It was a joke that failed badly.

If it helps… I just got it :smack:

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/94 "2015-07-16T23:26:38Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> It was a joke that failed badly.

Join the club…☹

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/95 "2016-05-14T03:22:53Z")

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[Sherriff Joe Arpaio was declared to be in contempt of court today](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ARIZONA_SHERIFF_RACIAL_PROFILING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-05-13-22-40-41).

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/96 "2016-05-14T17:03:52Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> [Sherriff Joe Arpaio was declared to be in contempt of court today](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ARIZONA_SHERIFF_RACIAL_PROFILING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-05-13-22-40-41).

The most disturbing sentence in that:

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> Arpaio, a month away from turning 84, is running for re-election for the job he’s held since 1993.

Anyone know who’s running against him?

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/97 "2016-05-14T17:47:02Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> The most disturbing sentence in that:
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> Anyone know who’s running against him?

> **[Dan Saban enters 3rd run to unseat Arpaio](https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/2015/07/29/dan-saban-enters-rd-run-unseat-arpaio/30817471/)**
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> Former Buckeye police chief said he can free the MCSO of lawsuits and will be an agent of change

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> Dan Saban, a former Buckeye police chief who lost two previous runs at the office, filed his paperwork this week with the County Elections Department.
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> Saban is running as a Republican, and joins Democrat John Rowan, independent Kenneth Wayne Baker, Republican Roger Baldwin and Arpaio on the county’s current tally of candidates.

Other republicans have joined the contest, like Marsha Hill and Mike Bodak.

There is another Democrat but he is not expected to do much as he had a demotion 15 years ago, for shagging a lower rank female officer (AFAIK consensual, but the power position lead to his reprimand). There is hope that while the next sheriff will likely be Republican that most of the people will **finally** see that Arpaio is not re-elected anymore, at least just only to stop the Republicans in Maricopa county from cutting their noses to spite themselves because of the cost they also have to pay in defending the abuses of power from Arpaio.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-again-to-officially-pit-joe-arpaio-and-the-maricopa-county-prison-program/606329/98 "2016-05-17T11:51:42Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> There is hope that while the next sheriff will likely be Republican that most of the people will **finally** see that Arpaio is not re-elected anymore, at least just only to stop the Republicans in Maricopa county from cutting their noses to spite themselves because of the cost they also have to pay in defending the abuses of power from Arpaio.

[$41-million](http://ktar.com/story/1072801/maricopa-county-sheriff-joe-arpaio-three-deputies-held-in-contempt/) in the past eight years plus another $13-million just allocated in this year’s budget. This is to say nothing of money siphoned from a fund meant for physical improvements of the jail to pay for things like junkets to the Honduras and Obama-birther investigations. I tell ya, it shakes my confidence in the democratic process.

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