# It's Time for a Flirt Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762 "2001-09-25T19:20:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/1 "2001-09-25T19:20:31Z")
Ok, we’ve been getting out of hand in other threads, and I’m afraid of the wrath of - well, I just don’t wanna flirt in all of the other threads, that’s all. So… How _you_ doin? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/2 "2001-09-25T19:24:15Z")
Mmmm…flirting… I’m doin’ good…How’s everyone else doin’? 😃 ~Kittie ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/3 "2001-09-25T19:28:16Z")
Well, gee. There’s just a bunch of girls here. Not that I have a problem with that. If you know what I mean ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/4 "2001-09-25T19:31:27Z")
Wow! I’m the first guy here? :: Arches eyebrows like The Rock :: How _you_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/5 "2001-09-25T19:32:13Z")
Orgy!!! Two guys, three lovely ladies. Sounds like a weekend to me. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/6 "2001-09-25T19:33:51Z")
You know, I’m quite surprised at you, **SuperStud**. I was _certain_ you’d be the first one in here… Did you bring the flowers and candy? ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/7 "2001-09-25T19:34:46Z")
How’s **screech-owl** doing, I’d like to know. Got two bottles of wine that need drinking… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/8 "2001-09-25T19:50:46Z")
**UncleBill** strolls purposefully into the room, with a manly swagger and a determined look on his rugged face. He stops in front of **Ginger** , and brushes back a strand of luscious red hair from her forehead, his bronzed arm rippling as his hand continues stroking that one wayward hair to the back of her head. **Ginger** has a look in her eyes somewhere between confusion and anticipation as **UncleBill** pauses, almost as if Father Time himself stood still, waiting for the palpable tension between the two to break. There is no sound but a heart beating like bongo drum on the moonlit Jamaican beachfront. Suddenly, he quickly and firmly pulls her face to his as she gasps with surprise and pleasure, a sound abruptly cut off as their lips meet. ---
**Author:** ![dentarthurdent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@dentarthurdent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dentarthurdent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/9 "2001-09-25T19:52:54Z")
Hey Ladies… anyone up for a bit o lovin? Sorry, couldn’t resist 🙂 > [@](#): > > Well, gee. There’s just a bunch of girls here. > > Not that I have a problem with that. > > If you know what I mean Sweet! Hey Ginger, How _you_ doin? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/10 "2001-09-25T19:55:10Z")
_pooot_ What? A FLIRT thread? Oh. I guess I need a new monitor. The L and I blurred together, and I could have sworn it was a FART thread. Carry on. _toot_ ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/11 "2001-09-25T19:57:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*Suddenly, he quickly and firmly pulls her face to his as she gasps with surprise and pleasure, a sound abruptly cut off as their lips meet. \*\* DAMN!!! Where can **I** get some of that?? Whooo boy! -BK [sub]fanning herself while waiting patiently for Rue or Lindy…or maybe thinksnow…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/12 "2001-09-25T19:59:43Z")
:enters with large bag. looks around. smiles. nods. begins to unpack bag: :throws twister mat on floor: :lights incense: :pulls out some red wine: :pulls out cd player with speakers: :puts on mix cd (Van Morrison/Tricky/Portishead): :dims lights: :breaks out candles: :lights candles: :closes bag: I got more in the bag, lots more, but let’s see how things go fom here. Green M&M’s anyone? DaLovin’ Dj ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/13 "2001-09-25T20:01:25Z")
Well, you won’t catch _me_ flirting in here! I’m gonna go out and hijack some perfectly innocent threads like any self respecting MPSIMSer. Unless of course someone makes me a better offer… ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/14 "2001-09-25T20:02:24Z")
:puts the smilies back in the bag: Sorry wrong party for excessive grinning. :replaces smilies with p’s: DaLovin’ Dj ---
**Author:** ![dentarthurdent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@dentarthurdent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dentarthurdent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/15 "2001-09-25T20:04:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*Well, you won’t catch _me_ flirting in here! I’m gonna go out and hijack some perfectly innocent threads like any self respecting MPSIMSer. > Unless of course someone makes me a better offer… \*\* {Pulls out the massage oil and looks invitingly at geobabe} How about a massage? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/16 "2001-09-25T20:06:33Z")
I’m not much of a flirt, but sometimes, I’m really really friendly… ya know?? 😉 \ ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/17 "2001-09-25T20:09:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dentarthurdent \* > \*\*Hey Ginger, How _you_ doin? \*\* umm… : glances over at **UncleBill** I think she’s kinda busy… they haven’t come up for air yet. Was her face always that color? Hey, **Geobabe!** Didja bring along any of your recent [purchases](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=86039) to show ‘n’ tell? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/18 "2001-09-25T20:10:16Z")
For once, in her overly verbose life, **Ginger** is speechless. Uh… h-hi there, **UncleBill**. Can I call you anything other than Uncle? That’s kinda _creepy_. ---
**Author:** ![Acco40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Acco40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acco40)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/19 "2001-09-25T20:14:22Z")
**Ginger** : If I show you my Death’s Head, will you show me your Heavy Rollers? Uhhh… I mean… nice shoes! [/blatant **Scorched Earth** reference] ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762/20 "2001-09-25T20:16:58Z")
_sneaks some M&M’s from the hipster over yonder_ I think I’ll just _watch_ if that’s ok with ya’ll… Can’t get in trouble that way 😉 _waits to see where this Bill / Ginger thing goes_ (that’s what she gets for being a redhead!) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-flirt-thread/83762.md?page=2)