# It's Time For A New MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 3, 2022, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-new-mmp/972627 "2022-10-03T11:16:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-new-mmp/972627/278 "2022-10-10T04:34:31Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Sitting in my driveway yelling, “Monkey! Monnnnnkeyyyyy!!” probably makes me look a bit nutz, too.

🤣If it makes you feel any better, my aunt had a cat named Whiskey. Imagine calling _that_ name out your front door.

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