# It's Time For A New MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 3, 2022, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-new-mmp/972627 "2022-10-03T11:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 279
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-new-mmp/972627/279 "2022-10-10T10:27:18Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > I am happy to announce my friend’s cat has been FOUND! Yaaay! He was tangled in a bush where he’d been hiding. He’s home now. I"m relieved. I’m sure I got some weird looks walking around and calling, “Houdini!” (Yes, the irony!) > [@nelliebly](#): > > 🤣If it makes you feel any better, my aunt had a cat named Whiskey. Imagine calling _that_ name out your front door. > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Sitting in my driveway yelling, “Monkey! Monnnnnkeyyyyy!!” probably makes me look a bit nutz, too. ha! I have everyone beat …My stepdad had a rather onery kitten he named “satan” now the neighbor lady was a devout Mormon … the asshole husband come to find out not so much … but imagine hearing someone trying bo be quiet saying "hear satan come home " I had to show her the rotten lil monster after I caught him furry butt … --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-a-new-mmp/972627)._