# It's time for NAME! THAT! KITTEN!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 2, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443 "2007-06-02T02:10:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/21 "2007-06-02T10:54:10Z")

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Howzabout **Pie** or, **Shirley** 😃

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/22 "2007-06-02T12:24:57Z")

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Cheeky.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/23 "2007-06-02T12:32:43Z")

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Sassy. Definitely Sassy.

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/24 "2007-06-02T12:37:03Z")

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[QUOTE=tomndebb]  
I have no name suggestions, but I simply must find out whether [Stella survived the savage assault upon her sleeping person](http://www.flickr.com/photos/31831842@N00/525467701/in/photostream/).  
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\<snerk\> Seeing how Stella wants nothing to do with the tiny evil interloper, and has moved to the top of the bookcases, that picture pretty much sums up her feeling on the matter.

And thanks for all the suggestions, guys! What do y’all think about \*\*Dharma \*\* for a name?

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**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/25 "2007-06-02T13:18:17Z")

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Ceefor

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/26 "2007-06-02T13:19:55Z")

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Battlestar Galacticat!

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/27 "2007-06-02T13:25:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Zabali\_Clawbane]  
Calliopie. Dunno why, but that’s what came to mind when I saw her. You could still use the nickname Calli if you wanted to, also.  
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No, no, no!!! Don’t call her Cali!!! Nearly every freakin calico cat I see is named Calli or some variant. And while we are at it, do not name Iguanas Iggy, or white cats snowflake.

Thanks. 😉

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/28 "2007-06-02T13:53:09Z")

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[QUOTE=vetbridge]  
No, no, no!!! Don’t call her Cali!!! Nearly every freakin calico cat I see is named Calli or some variant. And while we are at it, do not name Iguanas Iggy, or white cats snowflake.

Thanks. 😉  
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There is one name you can count on being used even more.  
Sonic for a hedgehog.

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**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/29 "2007-06-02T13:57:29Z")

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What about ‘Damata’? The nickname will work even better when she is a Bad Kittie.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/30 "2007-06-02T13:58:50Z")

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What’s wrong with Itsybittykitty? Itsy for short.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/31 "2007-06-02T14:02:54Z")

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[QUOTE=vetbridge]  
No, no, no!!! Don’t call her Cali!!! Nearly every freakin calico cat I see is named Calli or some variant. And while we are at it, do not name Iguanas Iggy, or white cats snowflake.

Thanks. 😉  
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Or buff Cocker Spaniels, “Buffy”, or black cats “Midnight” or “Shadow”, or Shih Tzus and Lhasa Apsos, “Gizmo”.

_thinks_  
Or Chihuahuas, “Taco”.  
We did have some people once who named their white cat “Midnight”, they got a pass.  
I recently tried to name a kitten I rescued, Pixel, because I saw the name here on the Dope and liked it and she seemed pixel-ish, but one of my co-workers adopted her and wants to name her something starting with a “B”. I’m glad she got a home with someone I know but she just seemed so Pixel-ish.

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**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/32 "2007-06-02T15:08:20Z")

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[QUOTE=fluiddruid]  
Battlestar Galacticat!  
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\<\<\< guffaws!

I’d name that cat “Spot”.

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**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/33 "2007-06-02T16:38:47Z")

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Trixie!

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/34 "2007-06-02T17:51:07Z")

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Extremely cute kitten you have there. Congratulations!

Hmmm. I’ll always see Pyewacket as a siamese and Sally just seems to staid for such lovely spots.

Salmagundi? Potpourri? Salli-Calli? (Esscee for short)

Hodgepodge, Hotchpotch, Jumble, Medley, Mélange . . . ?

Sorry - - got too close to the Thesaurus.

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/35 "2007-06-02T18:03:42Z")

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[QUOTE=vetbridge]  
No, no, no!!! Don’t call her Cali!!! Nearly every freakin calico cat I see is named Calli or some variant. And while we are at it, do not name Iguanas Iggy, or white cats snowflake.

Thanks. 😉  
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I was thinking more like Andy Warhol, in which you cast a spotlight on the ubiquitous items (like cliche names for pets) but with a twist. 😉

ETA: I probably wouldn’t use Calli myself, but maybe Opie for that kitty. That’s just me though.

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**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/36 "2007-06-02T19:20:55Z")

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Fuselage  
Snufflesquoosh  
Phlooferina  
Peanuthead

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/37 "2007-06-02T19:23:11Z")

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My husband has named her Nougat.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/38 "2007-06-02T19:29:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Khadaji]  
Just don’t call her John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

That’s my name.  
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Hey, that’s my name, too!

You can’t call her The Magnificent Fangmeyer, because I am reserving that for my next cat. 😃

Regarding the clichéd names, my husband’s family had a white cat named Whitey when they were kids. I don’t know if that’s clichéd or clever.

She’s a very sweet-looking kitty - how about Sweetums? After the famous monster, of course.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/39 "2007-06-02T23:12:53Z")

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Morbo  
Trust me on this.

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**Author:** ![guppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7feea3/32.png) [@guppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guppy)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-name-that-kitten/406443/40 "2007-06-02T23:20:20Z")

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Cal

Short and descriptive.

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