# It's time for the return of "Hijack this thread" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796 "2006-12-27T22:24:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/41 "2006-12-28T02:39:47Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609… But what if there was no secret message hidden in pi? Wouldn’t that prove the existence of Og? [/QUOTE] I Feel Like a Number is my favorite Bob Seger song. Anyone care for a number? Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/42 "2006-12-28T02:48:48Z")
I’ve taken lots of numbers. Nobody makes me give them back. The DMV _insists_ I take a number. Am I the only person who’s ever been compelled to take anything I really didn’t want? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/43 "2006-12-28T03:00:22Z")
**Shoshana** : Perseveration is a sign of mental disorder. I have been accused of having ADD. People said I was stupid, but I proved them! Does anyone else like Futurama? Is it better or worse than Family Guy? Does anyone here want to have kids? Kids are loud. And messy. Am I a bad person? Do you believe in Hell? I hate hot places. Hypothermia is bad, too. Caffeine is good. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/44 "2006-12-28T03:02:56Z")
I don’t know why television is so important in today’s society. I hate going someplace and not having anything to talk about because I don’t know who’s screwing who on the latest sitcom. My cats don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/45 "2006-12-28T03:11:44Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] My cats don’t care. [/QUOTE] Pictures! Pictures! ---
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/46 "2006-12-28T03:15:37Z")
Well, MY cats care! If Homer’s drinking Duff, THEY want duff. If Oprah’s reading it, they won’t shut up until I let 'em check it out of the library. Can somebody help me convince them that I can’t buy Smurfs at the grocery store? ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/47 "2006-12-28T03:29:25Z")
Speaking of Homer, I thought \*\*Troy \*\*was a great movie! So what’s the latest on Brangelina? Have they adopted any more orphans? When I was in Catholic school, we used to buy pagan babies. Is that the same thing as adopting an orphan? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/48 "2006-12-28T03:48:28Z")
> [@](#): > > Perseveration is a sign of mental disorder. I knew that, but I’n glad you did, too. I can’t wait for a mod to move this to the Pit so I can tell all of you why you all suck! And I am a psychologist!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/49 "2006-12-28T03:56:41Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] I knew that, but I’n glad you did, too. I can’t wait for a mod to move this to the Pit so I can tell all of you why you all suck! And I am a psychologist!!! [/QUOTE] Why do you hate Tom Cruise? _Won’t somebody think of Tom Cruise?!_ ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/50 "2006-12-28T04:09:54Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Based upon the success of [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=350800&page=1&pp=50) it is time to play again. Ready Dopers? This is the first post: I have been married to the same woman for the last eight years. Most of the time it has been a happy marriage, but I have recently found myself looking a pron on the internet more than usual. I may spend up to four hours a day looking a pron. Is this normal? What should I do about it? Sgt Schwartz [/QUOTE] LOL! When I first read your thread title, I thought it said, “Hey! Come and give me an orgasm!” ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/51 "2006-12-28T04:33:33Z")
As a person who has suffered through multiple real hijackings, I have to say triumphantly that this thread is extremely offensive and makes light of my suffering!!! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/52 "2006-12-28T04:57:03Z")
[QUOTE=Runs With Scissors] LOL! When I first read your thread title, I thought it said, “Hey! Come and give me an orgasm!” [/QUOTE] WoW!!! Badly needed hijack, **Runs With Scissors** I will send you my address if you will respond to what you thought the OP was. Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/53 "2006-12-28T06:46:28Z")
I used to run with scissors but then I fell and cut off my (name deleted) so now I just walk. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/54 "2006-12-28T12:10:53Z")
Why does somebody always complain and say we don’t consider his or her feelings when we talk about hijacking. It’s not like somebody put a gun to your head and forced you to fly this thread to Cuba. I like Cuban sammiches. ---
**Author:** ![Grey\_area](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grey\_area](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey_area)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/55 "2006-12-28T14:05:41Z")
Am I wrong to assume that anyone that uses the word “bear” in their username is a large, hairy gay man? (I mean no offense if that’s not the case) ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/56 "2006-12-28T18:25:47Z")
[QUOTE=r4nd0mNumb3rs] Am I wrong to assume that anyone that uses the word “bear” in their username is a large, hairy gay man? (I mean no offense if that’s not the case) [/QUOTE] I heard on the radio yesterday that if global warming and the melting of artic ice continues, polar bears could become extinct. Everybody thinks polar bears are so cute and cuddly, but they are in fact extremely dangerous predators. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/57 "2006-12-28T18:32:10Z")
I read on Wikipedia that polar bears can freely interbreed with brown bears and so we really don’t have to worry about them becoming extinct, since they’re really just brown bears gone blond. I edited this Wikipedia entry myself, but I’m sure that doesn’t make the cite any less valid, since I do this all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/58 "2006-12-28T18:45:59Z")
I can’t believe no one has mentioned _Dark Side of the Moon_. ---
**Author:** ![Smooth\_Jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Smooth\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smooth_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/59 "2006-12-28T18:52:45Z")
Hey, I saw that Classics show on VH1 about Dark Side of the Moon. You must have seen it, too. It’s too bad MTV doesn’t play videos anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796/60 "2006-12-28T19:03:36Z")
I really enjoy reading want ads, especially when they are for things I already have. It makes me feel important to know people want stuff like what I have. Even if it’s old stuff that I don’t use anymore. Like silver dollars. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-hijack-this-thread/385796.md?page=4)