# It's time for the return of "LOCK this thread"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 28, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813 "2006-12-28T00:18:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/1 "2006-12-28T00:18:03Z")
Give us your thread titles that will get locked.
[ul]
[li]Hey, guys at [ThisMessageBoard.com](http://ThisMessageBoard.com) are saying \_\_\_\_\_. Let’s go over and set them straight.[/li][li]Why does (certain ethnic group) always do act like \_\_\_\_\_\_?[/li][li]Hypothetically, I want to beat up this kid in school. Any tips?[/li][li]White dopers: if slavery’s legal, who would you own? I get Halle Barry, Beyonce, and Tyra Banks.[/li][/ul]
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/2 "2006-12-28T00:34:18Z")
Post links to your favorite viruses here (Warning Not Work Safe)
Sgt Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/3 "2006-12-28T00:36:20Z")
I’m guessing just the title of this thread will be sufficient. 🙂
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### Author:  [@According\_to\_Pliny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/According_to_Pliny)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/4 "2006-12-28T00:42:05Z")
I’d pay extra, double, for a board where the person starting a thread had the power to have it locked when s/he thinks it is over or unsalvageable.
But I’m not holding my breath. While some boards like to keep things civil this one likes to watch things get rude or ramble and digress. Why this is so, I haven’t a guess.
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### Author:  [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/5 "2006-12-28T00:43:18Z")
Check out these songs I Limewired!
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/6 "2006-12-28T00:54:04Z")
IANAL The Free, fully binding legal advice page.
Sgt Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/7 "2006-12-28T01:02:01Z")
[ul]Lump under my breast (with pics)–Is it cancer?[/ul]
[ul]Poll: Who was the dorkiest Doper of all time?[/ul]
[ul]Describe your last bondage encounter, Penthouse Forum style![/ul]
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### Author:  [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/8 "2006-12-28T01:02:30Z")
I am sssoooo drunk write know.
Tips on how to tell a real drug dealer from an undercover cop.
What is the best fertilizer for my pot garden?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
What rhymes with orange?
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/9 "2006-12-28T01:04:10Z")
How about these thread lockers :
- How would you kill the President and get away with it ?
- My favorite child porn sites
- Any other cannibals out there ? Pictures !
- I think we should kill \< mod name \>. Any ideas ?
- I just killed someone. Really. How do I get rid of the body ?
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/10 "2006-12-28T01:13:13Z")
I’m a Sock!!!
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### Author:  [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/11 "2006-12-28T01:27:40Z")
“A plane on a treadmill: will it take off?”
(well, maybe it won’t be locked, but it should be)
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/12 "2006-12-28T01:32:40Z")
Here are a few:
– Help me write a paper for school on the Civil War.
– Legal help needed: how do I beat a third DUI?
– Post your favourite song lyrics here!
– How do I fence a few things?
– Any tips on getting around the ban on online gambling?
– I’m in the US. How can I get some good Cuban cigars?
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### Author:  [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/13 "2006-12-28T01:42:51Z")
—If you took over the Earth, who would you have killed, first? (Groups, or individuals)
—Can someone help me burn a…backup copy…of a PS3 game?
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### Author:  [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/14 "2006-12-28T01:45:20Z")
- Names, occupations, addresses, and phone numbers of the Moderators
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/15 "2006-12-28T02:05:28Z")
Pot Brownies vs. Smoking–Better for Asthmatics?
The handy Appreciation Thread
Would Someone Please Explain the Whole TubaDiva Thing?
Cecil Sux!!!
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/16 "2006-12-28T02:06:35Z")
What’s This Smelly Thing on My 'Nads? (Maybe TMI)
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### Author:  [@brendon\_small](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brendon_small)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/17 "2006-12-28T02:08:50Z")
“Hello, I am from Nigeria and…”
“Type in CC numbers and recieve a dollar (link included)”
Brendon
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/18 "2006-12-28T02:13:04Z")
Hi1 D0nt T3ll Sh0shana IM uzin h3r acc0unt111
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### Author:  [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/19 "2006-12-28T02:22:47Z")
There are SOOOOO many women who have refused to be my bondage sex slaves. Here are a few of their names and phone numbers so you can call them and ask them what their problem is …
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/20 "2006-12-28T02:22:51Z")
-So… serial killing: once you’ve done the first few, how does one keep up the interest? (pictures included)
-Where the hell can you buy cheap acid?
-I’m almost finished with my suitcase nuke, but does this blemish look like a radiation burn to you?
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