# It's time for the return of "LOCK this thread" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813 "2006-12-28T00:18:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/21 "2006-12-28T02:24:53Z")
-Recommend me a good kiddie-porn newsgroup? [sup]I better stop…[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/22 "2006-12-28T02:35:19Z")
“Sex with sheep is fun!” Oh, wait–we didn’t lock that one. 🙂 [sub]25,00+ views[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/23 "2006-12-28T02:40:34Z")
If my cats are my children and I have sex with them, is that pedophilia? (No pics.) FREE PORN FOR ALL! ATM PINs: Your key to unlimited wealth! a Enslave all fatties! DC Dopers: When is the White House the fullest? What buildings have the best line-of-sight? Howzabout indirect fire? NOW PRAISE DEAR LEADER! PRAISE NOW! If child models are walking down a runway that is actually a treadmill, will they ever be sexualized enough to run away from my friend? What happens when we replace **samclem** ’s Folger’s crystals with pure crack cocaine? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/24 "2006-12-28T02:42:40Z")
My toddler has learned how to masturbate! (pictures included) This thread has active trojan code- you WILL get a virus if you open it. I’m not kidding. Getcher porn-site passwords here! Buy my Amway products please! UR ALL JEW-PHAGS HA HA d00dz r00l! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/25 "2006-12-28T02:49:51Z")
- If you wanted to destroy the Chicago Reader, where would you put the bombs ? - You gotta see this stuff I hacked from the CIA - Share your poop photos ! - Anyone want to join my new Kitten Baseball league ? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/26 "2006-12-28T02:58:25Z")
Is this explicit photo of Eva Longoria being fisted by Teri Hatcher while fellating Ewan MacGregor for real? I mean, it seems a little farfetched, but it just looks so authentic! I’m not doing this for porn reasons, I’m looking for technical Photoshop advice. That’s why I’m posting the photo in General Questions. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/27 "2006-12-28T03:08:41Z")
Help me break my boyfriend out of prison! I just neutered my dog at home! Ask the arsonist… ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/28 "2006-12-28T03:11:43Z")
Boycott the Chicago Reader! Let’s Bring Satan and Melin Back! Surplus Marijuana Raffle -gry Why is this file labeled “Top Secret”? (caution: PDF) ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/29 "2006-12-28T03:42:36Z")
-The Mods locked my last thread on this topic, so I’m trying again … -I don’t think the Mods have the _guts_ to lock this thread! ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/30 "2006-12-28T03:45:13Z")
What Dopers Would You Do? Links to the Boards That Must Not Be Named Attention Get Free Wireless Internet Vi Agra Here ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/31 "2006-12-28T05:20:19Z")
- I’m eating my own fingers; what dumb thing have YOU done today ? - Me and my neighbors : Advice needed on catapult - Look at all this free porn I found ! - Need advice on home surgery. URGENT. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/32 "2006-12-28T05:23:33Z")
Ad Hominem Attacks Against Atheists ---
**Author:** ![Aunt\_Flow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Aunt\_Flow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aunt_Flow)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/33 "2006-12-28T05:42:01Z")
[QUOTE=According to Pliny] I’d pay extra, double, for a board where the person starting a thread had the power to have it locked when s/he thinks it is over or unsalvageable. But I’m not holding my breath. While some boards like to keep things civil this one likes to watch things get rude or ramble and digress. Why this is so, I haven’t a guess. [/QUOTE] Don’t know if this would count, but Gaia Online mods will usually lock a thread at the request of the OP. At least we did when I was modding 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/34 "2006-12-28T05:47:14Z")
**Suicide tips for the squeamish** **I purpling your posts** **Rate my genitals** ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/35 "2006-12-28T05:56:33Z")
GQ- My penis is so huge I have to strap it to my thigh. Is it practical to lop some off? IMHO - Are all doper women huge cows, who waddle around in tent like mu-mus, and sing songs to their cats while dressing them up in little hats? GD - Aren’t almost all the Jewish neo-cons in the Bush Administration Israeli moles? GD - Resolved - Cecil is just a little bitch! GQ - Why are Asian women’s nipples so much perkier than other races? GQ - How do I light my farts without singeing the tiny hairs around my anus? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/36 "2006-12-28T06:46:46Z")
[QUOTE=koeeoaddi] Ask the arsonist… [/QUOTE] Best so far! ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/37 "2006-12-28T08:01:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Are all doper women huge cows, who waddle around in tent like mu-mus, and sing songs to their cats while dressing them up in little hats? What’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/38 "2006-12-28T08:15:47Z")
How do I play these foreign DVDs on my DVD player?!?!?! Why do women all have to --x—? I think I’m in trouble… ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/39 "2006-12-28T09:28:02Z")
GQ: Do Muslims dry off with those towels? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/40 "2006-12-28T09:54:38Z")
Ask the convicted murderer why \< postername \> hasn’t posted lately ! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813.md?page=3)