# It's time for the return of "LOCK this thread" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813 "2006-12-28T00:18:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/41 "2006-12-28T10:03:19Z")
[QUOTE=HubZilla] [li]White dopers: if slavery’s legal, who would you own? I get Halle Barry, Beyonce, and Tyra Banks.[/li][/list] [/QUOTE] If I pick at least one white slave girl, can we keep the thread open? ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/42 "2006-12-28T11:49:09Z")
This one’s a little tame and obvious, but: “This is my 2500th post! yay me!!” (hey, I just woke up.) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f475e1/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slip_1)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/43 "2006-12-28T12:42:25Z")
Murder or manslaughter? Your favorite methamphetamine recipes. ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/44 "2006-12-28T14:09:06Z")
Check out these great links: The Anarchist Cookbook, Google Earth image of **tomndebb** ’s house (with address), This cool board that talks about us all the time!, and [all the pr()n you can handle!](http://www.redlobster.com/discover/specials.asp) Is [this website](http://www.notsafeforwork.com/) ok to link to? Is \ a troll, a sock, or just a jerk? (In IMHO) ---
**Author:** ![Grey\_area](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grey\_area](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey_area)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/45 "2006-12-28T14:12:28Z")
Here’s my full name, address, date of birth, social security and credit card number, since I think you guys are great and trust every last one of you. So where is all that child pornography on the internet I keep hearing about? WANT A BIGG3R PENI5? 74% PERCENT OF OUR CUSTOMERS HAVE EXPERIENCED OVER 6 INCHES OF GROWTH AFTER 10 MINUTES OF USING OUR PRODUCT! ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/46 "2006-12-28T14:40:01Z")
SCAVENGER HUNT!! SCAVENGER HUNT!! A $100 Amazon Gift Card to the poster who can find me a link to: 1. A 12-page college term paper on the economic causes of the Spanish-American War… ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/47 "2006-12-28T15:06:24Z")
Hey! I’m trolling like a MOTHERFUCKEER!!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/48 "2006-12-28T17:08:06Z")
MPSIMS: I love my neighbour’s child. In the Biblical sense. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/49 "2006-12-28T18:09:30Z")
Help me Make Bathtub Gin! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/50 "2006-12-28T18:35:00Z")
Look, guys, I found [this awesome flash game](http://www.thisisnotreallyalink.com/)! You have to lean in and turn up your speakers really loud, but it’s brilliant, I swear! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/51 "2006-12-28T19:49:10Z")
MPSIMS: Those dumbass adminsitrators don’t know I have four usernames (You can too) GD: Post your personal agenda (links to hate groups appreciated) Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/52 "2006-12-28T19:57:34Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] What’s your point? [/QUOTE] Read the OP again. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/53 "2006-12-29T00:26:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Read the OP again. This is what I mean! **astro** pursues me all over SDMB (and Fark, and Fathom, while we’re at it), telling me to “read the OP again.” If I wanted to “read” I’d buy a book. Jebus! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Trillionaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Trillionaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trillionaire)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/54 "2006-12-29T15:09:56Z")
What’s your favourite PornoTube video right now? ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/55 "2006-12-29T15:28:44Z")
Would changing my name fool the sex offender registry? ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/56 "2006-12-29T15:43:06Z")
[ul]Ask the meth dealer[/ul][ul]No degree, no experience – Can I still become a pimp?[/ul][ul]Post in this thread every time you take a dump![/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/57 "2006-12-29T18:46:21Z")
- I can’t get my homemade nuke to go off; technical advice ? - How can I collect the ransom without the cops catching me ? - Killed anyone ? Post your pictures ! ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/58 "2006-12-29T20:49:24Z")
Is This a Tax Loophole? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/59 "2006-12-29T21:01:01Z")
**How can I learn to do a Goatse? Show your Goatse pics! Goatse on a treadmill** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813/60 "2006-12-29T21:03:40Z")
This thread will contain a post of what I eat every day for the next year. Ask the necrophiliac. Please buy my homemade CD (incfludes link to website) Something is wrong with my pussy’s pussy (with not-so-cute cat pics) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-the-return-of-lock-this-thread/385813.md?page=2)