# It's time for Tom Hanks to do 'Bachelor Party 2'. Who's with me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 14, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972 "2016-09-14T22:57:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/1 "2016-09-14T22:57:56Z")
If I were emperor, Tom Hanks would be forced to make this movie. His character is getting remarried, so the surviving cast throw him a bachelor party. They can be joined by some of today’s young comic actors, like Seth Rogan and his friends. Apatow can direct. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/2 "2016-09-14T22:59:18Z")
Milt is going to kick your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/3 "2016-09-14T23:03:09Z")
How young is the finacee and women at the party? I only watched the original because it had some decent nudity on 1980’s late-night cable TV (for the time). There is no way I am watching on a sequel if it stars people in their 40’s - 60’s. I might watch an X version as long as it features plenty of 20-something babes. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/4 "2016-09-14T23:03:11Z")
Didn’t the “Hangover” movies cover basically the same territory? Plus Seth Rogen isn’t _that_ young anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/5 "2016-09-14T23:20:42Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > If I were emperor, Tom Hanks would be forced to make this movie. Only if it is one as squalid, downbeat and ultimately deeply depressing film about the doomed dreams and failures of those entering late middle-life. It should be shot with a very dark palette on grainy 1970’s film stock, with Hanks crying a lot and looking morose. Also the strippers should be middle-aged, emotionall jaded and hopelessly addicted to drugs. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/6 "2016-09-14T23:23:09Z")
“I just bet my balls, and shook on it.” ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/7 "2016-09-15T00:37:50Z")
Nick the Dick probably got penile reduction surgery; being able to dress on the left and the right simultaneously loses its appeal after a while. I wonder if “Ted” still fixes BMWs… ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/8 "2016-09-15T01:56:58Z")
I don’t generally like comedies but I really loved the original. Comic genius + Tawney!! And NtD. A sexual was needed but years ago. Tommys too old now. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/9 "2016-09-15T01:59:28Z")
> [@White SIFL](#): > > A sexual was needed but years ago. Tommys too old now. “Sequel” - damn you, autocorrect. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/10 "2016-09-15T02:56:59Z")
Only if Monique Gabrielles perfect tits return ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/11 "2016-09-15T14:45:20Z")
Only if Oingo Boingo reunites and appears in it. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/12 "2016-09-15T16:01:08Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > Only if Oingo Boingo reunites and appears in it. You may be conflating Bachelor Party and Back to School. While Oingo Boingo appear on the track, I don’t believe they physically appear in the film. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/13 "2016-09-15T16:12:43Z")
> [@White SIFL](#): > > was needed but years ago. Tommys too old now. You know, someone somewhere _must_ be pitching a movie where Dad goes out of town on business and takes his son with him instead of leaving the kid home with Grandpa, who’ll have the house to himself and dance around in . . . **Riskier Business**. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/14 "2016-09-15T16:37:07Z")
The sequel I’m holding out for is _The Man With the Other Red Shoe._ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/15 "2016-09-15T16:42:32Z")
_Remo Williams: The Adventure Continues Even Though He’s Like Seventy-Three Now._ ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/16 "2016-09-15T16:53:00Z")
> [@Dale\_Sams](#): > > You may be conflating Bachelor Party and Back to School. While Oingo Boingo appear on the track, I don’t believe they physically appear in the film. Really? I only have the vaguest memory of it so I’m sure you’re right. The bit I do remember wasn’t particularly funny so I guess I don’t really have an opinion about whether they make a sequel or not. I’ll take the Boingo reunion, though. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/17 "2016-09-15T16:53:15Z")
If we’re talking Tom Hanks sequels, then we really need _Apollo 14_. And Cast Away 2: Back On The Island (with the Harlem Globetrotters) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/18 "2016-09-15T16:56:16Z")
A Senior League Of Their Own. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/19 "2016-09-15T17:05:49Z")
Forrest Gump 2: Forrest Gumpier ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-for-tom-hanks-to-do-bachelor-party-2-whos-with-me/765972/20 "2016-09-15T17:15:13Z")
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